What homophonic jokes does Cheng Zi have?

Wentingyun

Deep well burning candles, a total of lang Long Xing mo. (Candles-OK, go-illegal)

Exquisite dice and red beans are the lovesickness of life. I know, I don't know.

Yuxi Liu Zhu

Qing Liu Yang Qingjiang heard Ji Lang Ang's singing.

Sunrise in the east and rain in the west are unclear and bright. (Sunshine-Love)

Two homophonic couplets.

1。 Lotus (Lianzi) has a bitter heart, while pear (Li) has a sour stomach.

Covering a pagoda, Zhuge Liang hardly complained about his trip outside the cave (Lu Bu).

The bird is in the nest (Cao Cao) and the cage of the soul, and hates Guan Yu for Zhang Fei's (Zhang Fei's).

Rowing is faster than sailing in the dragon boat race (land 5) (climbing)

Xiao and Bai contend, but Di Qing (Di Qing) can hardly be compared with Xiao.

Because the Dutch-derived lotus flowers (why are they derived) and plum blossoms are unnecessary (fortunately, the media).

Kong reborn in the boat (week) without dancing (martial arts) from Hanzhong.

The breeze in Montreal makes me sick.

When the moon shines on people

The first part: "Qing" means the rule of the Qing Dynasty.

Part II: Remember the "Moon" of the Ming Dynasty.

Spider silk under the roof of Italy

Earthworms in front of the yard, with black mud cores

The first part: The homonym of "silk" and "private".

The second line: the dialect pronunciation of "mud" and "criminal suspect"

Play chess at night to find disaster

Time sees Yan Hui in the mirror.

Zhuangzi, a disciple of Confucius.

It can be interpreted as "the number of paths of a block."

Yan Hui, a disciple of Confucius,

It also means "the expression of true ability"

You will find something.

Lingyun also said modestly.

Write the chanting of bamboo face.

Look at the poppy sewing yellow.

Lotus flowers fly like this.

Xiehe phoenix.

Second harmonic of egret.

Leave with an open mind

Pride and plums without flowers on their backs

Rain and ashes piled up into pits.

The wind lotus leaves are like turtles.

The first part: Harmony of Cheng (Chen).

Downlink: Harmonic (ground).

In the front garden, a bunch of Zhuangzi.

A few lines of text on the wall. surname

In the clear sky of the moon, I assert that there will be no rain tonight.

It's cold and dew, and it must be frosty at night.

Bottom line: this is a frost "reconciliation" pair. "

Browse plum blossom wax snow independently

Fine-Eyed Mountain Dances and Streams

The first part: I will send it again, so lanthanum and titanium.

Down: Dialect pronunciation of numbers from one to seven.

The monk's bladder carrying water is full of sweat.

By inserting the arrangement of nun implants

"Push-in" and Harmonious "Follow-up"

"Arrangement" and "Harmonious" Political Activities

"complete" homophonic "scholar"

"drenching sweat" and "Hanlin" are homophonic.

The bright light layer of Zhu Ming Point (Ge) Tower.

Cultivation of stable Taibai lotus root in pond

The first part: Zhuge Liang, whose name is Kong Ming.

The second line: Venus in white.

Fine-haired poultry died under bricks.

Mr. Si Tong, coarse-haired beast

Order a single chestnut box and a split chestnut basket

Noah sold the spirit and endured it. The spirit was empty.

Wonderful link, the last four words lost the meaning of their favorite voice.

Mud fertilizer and raw meal

A sundial is short in days and long in nights.

"Sundial" sound ghost. Part I: fertile soil, but good seedlings. The second line shows that the sun is in the sky (the so-called sundial is a natural phenomenon from summer to the future), and the time difference between day and night is getting shorter and shorter. When the term is homophonic, it becomes: fat monks and thin ghosts in Nepal, one short and one long.

Picking grain in aunt's field

Beauty Hugh embroidered scissors.

Alliance Zhu Zhishan, the second line, Shenshi Tianjia.

The conference of "Wo" homophonic for "Monk" and "Embroidery" for "Shi".

Jia Dao's drunkenness is not a dive.

Liu Ling doesn't drink small change.

Zhang Ling, a native of Tang Bohu in the Ming Dynasty, got as drunk as a fiddler all day, so this link. I'm totally drunk,

I am really a wonderful person. Knife, Liu Ling, it's delicious. Let's make a hotel logo together.

Third, homophonic xiehouyu

Confucius moves-don't lose (books)

Onion tofu-transparent (green) white

Sauté ed tofu with pickles-introduction (before salt)

Nephew Lantern-Business as usual (Uncle)

Wipe your mouth with lime milk (brush)

Hardcover Maotai-Chang (Jiu)

Pictures of pigs-asking for embarrassment (see)

Small rope hidden in weapons-Shu (comb) heart

His father was interviewed-Old (Soviet Union)

Cotton talk (bomb)

Liang Shanbo Strategist-None (ng)

120,000 356-No (d)

1, 234,567-(forgot) 8 (The only person I dislike the most is 7! )

10 ft 2 in and 8 ft-tilt (20 ft)

A fountain pops up two lines-thinking (silk) is wrong

A catty of flour is spread with cakes-backward (thick card)

Mould (coal) pulls charcoal pile top

Steamed peaches with 100 Jin of flour-a problem snack that is wasted (consumed)

A jacket made of a layer of cloth-that's the truth anyway (Li), (Who has the most right to wear this jacket? )

Leg pants-a ball (skirt)

One-shot lamp-core

Widow-a veteran (has been) doing it all his life (online "lifelong widow")

Who are these? )

Fifteenth-Half Crazy (Seal)

2345- lack of clothes (1)

23456789- Lack of clothes (1) to eat

Article 22 Four Bows of Cotton Fabric-Entry Details (Bomb)

Two girls comb-there's no need (to comb)

Twelve o'clock accounts for three words-physical deficiency (Shen) and child deficiency (Xu)

Gong E, 18 years old-enjoy life (hope husband)

10p article-long heard (nine articles)

Moonlight on the fifteenth-a lot (light)

10- who will pay attention to mulberry leaves (picking), (the best way to deal with smoke bombs)

80-year-old woman yawns-endless hope (teeth)

Walnuts in August-packed with people (benevolence)

800-year-old coins are strung-out of tune (hanging)

On the eighth day of September, I asked Chongyang-Soon (9)

Chop lanterns with a knife-don't want to (round)

Wear light clothes for three days and nine days-Wei (Wei) Feng

Three-year Weaver Girl-Old Friend Mouth (How about Laonuomi.com? )

San Qian, bought a cow's stomach-noisy (grass), (this cow shit shop has a bad stomach.

Many people)

Sanbao Bodhisattva Hall-Miaomiao Temple (MIU Miu Miu)

Three-foot ladder-not on the eye (eaves), (profound significance on many issues)

30 cents plus 10 cents-fashionable (4 cents)

March, willow-very green (pro)

Born in the middle of the night-people die (sea lion)

How big a cart pulls pancakes-greed (amortization)

Barley has no clue and confusion-Busy (Mang)

Land synagogue, filling holes-not good (temple)

Country of Rabbit-Zhicheng (self-proclaimed)

Lloyd's Register of Shipping (Prison) God, the owner of imprisoned houses and land.

Land washing-losing noodles (wet)

The effect of the land god-labor (fishing) can't afford to drive.

The Lord of the land-solid (stone) heart, solid (stone) intestines and viscera

The landlord wears plain clothes-running in vain (robes)

Soil Xinger-Bitter Child (Core)

The native silkworm got into the peanut shell-put forward a good man (benevolence)

-stingy (rainy and humid, no umbrella)

Rainy Sun-False Love (Clear)

Don't wear a hat on rainy days-(shower)

A robe (waist) two feet wide.

Stumpy head fell in the henhouse-stupid egg

Rolling stone-hit a real mountain (stone)

The sound of trumpet hill is far and wide.

Shaanxi Walnut-Hidden Man (Ren Quan)

Drum in the valley-echo (sound)

Millennium Epidemic Temple-Silence (Monk), (It is said that there are many white temples here? )

Goalkeeper Vesta scrolls-(oil painting), and then (painting)

Goalkeepers will eat sugarcane classics-suggestions (chewing paper)

Ride too far and pat your hand-digression (hoof)

Fourth, homophonic jokes:

1, villagers' meeting, because of homophonic, the village chief said, "Rabbits, shrimps, melons and pickles are too expensive." Comrades, don't talk to local residents. Now let's have a meeting. The host said: "pickles, sausage pulp melon (now the mayor speaks." ) The mayor said, "Rabbits, shrimps, rice and dogs eat, and we are eight kings." (Comrades, the local residents paid enough for this meal today, and everyone brought a big bowl.) One of the cans of pigs-

2. One day, a rich man bought a car, but the unlucky car dealer hesitated about the license plate number. The dealer boss came over and said with a smile, "This license plate is good, 00544 (let me try). I dare not offend, ok!"

The rich man bought the car at once and had an accident the next day. The rich man left angrily. I think if you dare to hit this car, you get off and look, it turns out to be the other side's license plate 44944 (try).

The origin of China characters;

Modern, this is created by understanding Cang Xie and expanding the team at the same time. For example, Lu Xun believes that "in society, Cang Xie is the reason behind the' notebook' that perfunctory China characters, some of which are engraved on handles and small drawings, and some are painted on portals. I'm afraid I can't escape this example. Lu Xun. Chatting in foreign languages ". In other words, China's characters could not have been created by Cang Xie, but they gradually enriched many people, such as Cang Xie and Cang Xie. More importantly, these people only play a big role.