Who has funny jokes (100)

NO. 1 Who hasn't died since ancient times?

In Chinese class ...

"Classmate! There is a poem:' Who has not died since ancient times?' You take the next sentence! "

Poor classmate A doesn't study hard at ordinary times. how do you know

However, I only saw his calm answer: "Who didn't have shit since ancient times and who didn't use paper for defecation?"

After next semester, there is no trace of classmate A. ...

But the next year, the students and teachers met again!

In class, the teacher asked the same question again.

"Classmate! There is a poem:' Who has not died since ancient times?' You take the next sentence! "

This time, the student learned to be smart. He said slowly:

"Since ancient times, whose life has no shit,

Who can shit without paper?

If you don't use toilet paper,

Unless you use your finger. "

The teacher was very angry after listening!

But it can't be shown, and students can only be coldly asked to stand up as punishment.

Then, the teacher saw the falling snow outside the window and said with emotion:

"It snows and it doesn't rain,

Snow will turn into rain when it falls to the ground.

How troublesome it is to turn into rain,

Why didn't it rain at first? "

Words haven't say that finish, standing for punishment of students will regrets ground answer the teacher:

"Teachers don't eat shit,

Rice turns into shit when it reaches the stomach.

How troublesome it is to turn into shit,

Why didn't you eat shit at first? "

Teacher: "... # @ $%&"