Jokes about northerners in the eyes of Cantonese people

The phone rang, and the little girl picked up the receiver...

Man: "Hey, baby, I am daddy, where is mommy?"

Little Girl: "Mom and Uncle Chen are in the room upstairs."

The man said angrily: "Which Uncle Chen? We don't know anyone named Uncle Chen in our family!"

Little girl: "Yes, Uncle Chen comes here every time you go to work."

After a long time, the man calmly said: "Baby, daddy, why don't you come and play a game with you?" Okay."

The little girl said excitedly: "Okay!"

Man: "Go to the room upstairs first, and then shout "Dad is back!" Come back later. "Listen to the phone."

The little girl did so, and soon heard a scream, and the little girl followed the phone...

Man: "What's wrong, mom?"

Little girl: "When mom heard you came back, she rushed out of the room, accidentally fell down the stairs, and is now motionless."

The man continued to ask with some satisfaction: "Then - —Where is Uncle Chen?”

Little girl: “I saw him jumping into the swimming pool from the window of his room, but he seemed to have forgotten that his father had drained the water to clean the swimming pool the day before yesterday. Now he is lying at the bottom of the swimming pool. , and he stopped moving."

The man was silent for a while...

Man: "Swimming...in a swimming pool? Our house doesn't have a...swimming pool! Is the number here xxxxxxxx? ?"

Little girl: "No."

Man: "Oh, sorry, wrong number."