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An interesting three-character classic for children to learn English easily

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My dad has a bad temper, which makes me sad.

There is a cat who is very fat and eats rats.

I put down the plate and rushed to the gate. It was already too late.

Wake up early in the morning, go to the lake, and catch a snake.

Leave the net behind, the fish won’t get, and the clothes will get wet.

To catch pests, you never rest, your skills are the best.

A pig, very big, digs the hole.

I didn’t give the tip a tip, put my lip on, and attached the zipper.

A kite, white in color, was bitten by a dog.

Learning to ride a bicycle makes my mother proud.

Jog early in the morning, take the dog with you, and step on the frog.

Hop lightly, jump on top and sing pop music.

Close your eyes, use my nose to smell the rose.

Drinking coke, listening to jokes, broke my waist.

Hold the gun, aim at the sun, and keep running.

The little bug worries hug me.

I found an excuse and borrowed the car for use, but was refused by refuse.

Pretending to be mute is so cute and clever.

Driving a car towards the stars, the journey is far away.

If you want to become *** art wise, you must start and learn art.

A driver fell into the river and his life over ended.

A robber, who specializes in robbing rubber.

Put on your shirt, take off your skirt, and throw it into the dirt.

This bird always runs third.

Short in stature, I like sport and go to the airport.

Holding a fork and eating pork.

A nurse lost her purse.

Buy a turtle, the color is purple.

A goat, wearing a coat, got on the boat.

A piece of oat is stuck in the throat.

Burn the oil until it boils and pour it into the soil.

Whether to join, toss the coin.

Take the hook and go to Brook Creek to look at the water.

Hold the book in hand, look at it, and start cooking.

On a hot noon, jump on the spoon and fly to the moon.

A fool fell into the pool, it was really cool.

The watermelon is round and grows on the ground. I found it.

A mouse walked into the house wearing a blouse and shirt.

The sky is snowing, the wind is blowing, and the trees are growing.

The autumn wind follows, the leaves yellow, falling on the pillow.

I don’t know how cow is doing, so ask now.

A town keeps sinking and is about to drown.

A bee hides in the tree, no one can see it.

The cliff is deep, drive a jeep, don’t sleep.

Hold Barbie, eat cookies, and watch movies.

Being smashed into pieces by my niece.

I lost the glue, no clue, and my face turned blue.

Holding tissue and tissue in hand, line up in queue.

A pea falls into the sea and makes a pot of tea.

The body is weak, climbing to the peak, unable to speak.

Swallow lead, leader, touch your head, you are dead.

While eating bread, spread the newspaper and start reading.

Continuous training, without pain, there is no gain.

Raise your hands, the teacher praise.

Puppy paw, that straw, straw, draw, draw.

Sit on the lawn and study law.

Hold the puppy and feel happy.

The quilt is cozy, the bed is lazy, it’s crazy, it’s crazy, it’s fascinating.

If you are shy and don’t dare to try, the plane will fly.

Cry constantly, the tears dry up, and fry in the pot.

For many days, no salary was paid, and there was nothing to say.

The sky is gray and I have no intention of playing and going home to stay.

Naughty monkey picked up the key and threw it to the donkey, fool.

To honey, honey, save money, spend.

There was a boy who played with toys and felt joy in his heart.

Jump in soy soybeans, soy sauce and enjoy.

A hare dared to stare at me.

Share difficulties, care for each other, and drive away scare.

The weather is fair, fair, cool air, blowing hair.

Brand new chair, rolled down the stair, needs repair.

Yesterday fire means firing, today hire means hiring, and retire means retirement the day after tomorrow.

It’s tiring to put out the fire.

Stay close to me, tear with tears, call me dear.

A bear bears, wears a skirt, picks pear.

A deer raises a beer and shouts cheers.

This engineer is a pioneer in everything.

After washing your face, tie your lace and lace, and participate in the race.

Eat rice, add some ice, and shout "nice".

Listen to music, do magic, and eat garlic.

After watching ic funny, comedy, wild piic picnic.

With quick movements, hide the cock in the sock.

Take off the jacket, forget the ticket, still in the pocket.

Every classmate came to the beach with a peach in hand.

The audience watches, the fierce match, the ball comes and catches.

The weather is sunny, I don’t have a penny, I feel funny and interesting.

The fastest runner becomes the winner and enjoys dinner.

Pick up the ink, raise your head and drink without thinking.

Enemy tank tank, pond, load bank bank, storage warehouse, God thank thank you.

A song has long lyrics and always sings "wrong".

The mountain road along is along, runs along, long is too long, and the body is strong.

Like a king, put on wings and keep swinging and waving.

Beautiful spring, songs sing, flowers bring.

A fox, hiding from an ox, hides in a box.

If you forget to memorize text, textbook, there will be no next time.

When I am sick, I buy pills and pile them up on a hill.

A needle falls into noodle noodles.

After a meal hurry means to be in a hurry, carry the schoolbag to bring it, sorry means to be late.

My parrot loves to eat carrots

Have a dream, fall into the stream, scream loudly

Wearing a dress, wearing chess Chess, the result was bad.

A big truck, loaded with ducks, had a smooth journey.

When you encounter a troublesome problem, double your efforts

At a young age, read page books and increase wages.

Open the refrigerator, end Out of porridge, thrown off the bridge.

He is tough, drinks enough, and never laughs.

Wish in your heart, catch fish and make it into a dish.

Plane crash crashes, crashes, burns to ashes, loses cash.

A youth opened his mouth and blew south.

After taking a bath, study math.

My mother wants to have another brother.

Cold weather, wearing leather and feathers.

High in the sky, for some reason, spies fell down.

Stand on the peak and speak to the sky.

At night, turn on the light to protect sight.

The method right is correct, keep fighting, come on, the future is bright.

A chick, quick, kick me.

Eat quiet, be peaceful, and pay attention to diet.

The cat eats mice, the plural form of mouse, tastes nice and wants to eat it twice for the second time.

These twins always win!

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