Financial jokes

Jokes generally refer to characters or animals, expressions, forms and actions. Below I DL compiled 8 financial jokes for your reference!

8 financial jokes

1 financial clerk:? Hello, we have a wealth management product here now, I hope you can understand. ?

Grandpa:? Sorry, I'm not interested! ?

Salesman:? The yield can reach 15%. ?

Grandpa:? If it's really that good, you can invest by yourself and don't look for me. ?

Salesman:? I have no money! ?

Grandpa:? You can borrow some money, the loan interest rate is 7%, and you can earn 8% later. Go ahead, son. ?

The phone hung up.

Yesterday, I went to KFC for dinner. Then I saw my neighbor's sister order a lot of food, ate a few French fries and left. After a while, I couldn't help doing it. I grabbed a handful of French fries, picked up the chicken leg and chewed it, saying that losing weight would not be such a waste!

At this time, my sister came back with a coke and looked at me messy in the wind.

In the face of the financial crisis, I bravely stood up and made great strides! This is because I can't repay the loan and the bank took my car.

4. Two financiers meet. A said morosely:? The crisis made me upset and insomnia. How have you been recently? Did you sleep well? B answer:? I slept like a baby. ? A look of surprise:? Oh? Is it? How enviable! ? Oh, crying all night, and often incontinence? Is it like a baby? B wiped her tears and said.

"I want to withdraw some money from the ATM today," it prompts? I don't know whether this refers to the bank or me.

6. What is the difference between a banker and a pizza?

A:? Pizza can feed a family of four. ?

7. A trader said,? It's worse than divorce now. My fortune has shrunk by half, but my wife is still there. ? Foreign laws stipulate that divorce should be divided into half of the property to the woman. )

8. I want to start a small company. What should I do?

A:? Simple, buy a big company first, and then wait for its assets to shrink, and you will have a small company.

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