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1. Wizards, please tell the princess that I still overcome all obstacles on the road. I didn't climb over the snow-capped mountains, there was no river, the dragon didn't kill anything, and the beauty didn't soak her ... Sleep! 1. Then force me, and then force me to play dead for you!

I not only have a car, but also rely on myself!

Who are you to despise my people so much?

4. I can't say that you don't make dollars, beautiful child!

Not only am I lucky, but my beriberi is not bad!

6. Always a mirror!

7. Is handsome useful? Maybe it hasn't been eaten by chess pieces yet!

8. You don't have to worry about me, and you won't do anything wrong!

9. Relax, I'm not a good person. ......

10. Thank you, thank you for giving you money!

1 1. Don't make me say that I am a Malay-two generations of love!

12. If you ignore me, I will become a dog!

13. When will there be a bright moon? Ask Yi Zhongtian!

14. If you can't reach it, try your left foot and right foot.

15. Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are alive, only he deserves to die!

16 ... You said you loved me? Actually ... I started ... Actually, I'm telling you ... Oh, come on, I actually like myself.

17. Are you water, drink or drink? Take your pick!

18. Castle Peak is still there, but it is a little red.

19. Hey, what to say, what not to whisper.

20. Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital!

2 1. Don't think that I am out of reach just because I am handsome. In fact, I welcome Wikipedia very much.

22. It's a nice day, but it's windy and rainy.

23. As a typical loser, you are so successful!

24.3 The foot odor of a clever shoemaker died.

25. In this autumn's red Ye Feng. ......

26. Then I will trouble you to tie an arrow on the boat and cross the grass!

27. Yishui Han, you should pay back the money you owe!

28. A: Where to eat? I have no money.

Please eat out, son-a pipe.

29. See if you have dropped what you should?

30. I have a left dragon and a right tiger, and I have Mickey Mouse tattooed on my waist.

3 1. A: If you don't report this revenge, it's hard to swallow, just cover it with your mouth.

B: Then how can you come to Yanqi?

She is fat, but my leg was twisted by her arm.

33. There is a road in front of Shushanjun. There is no end to learning eight-treasure porridge.

34. The world belongs to us and our son, but these people are grandchildren after all.

35. I got my homework column!

A: Work, isn't it?

B: sat! Ok, driven by P shares, you have to warm up before you go ... huh? Here you are.

37. Zhuang, who doesn't even clean the blackboard today!

38. Is my dog really blind ...

39. Is this blind or blind?

2. I am not casual, but I am not a person when I am casual.

I am in Jianghu, but there is no legend of me in Jianghu. ......