Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Seeing the sadness of wanting to cry without tears, I said: you praised me for being invulnerable, but in fact, I have already laughed through my heart.
Seeing the sadness of wanting to cry without tears, I said: you praised me for being invulnerable, but in fact, I have already laughed through my heart.
If you are not dispensable, how can he be hot and cold?
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside him knowing you can't have him.
4. I wanted to accompany you to many places, but later it became a very far place.
The most tiring thing in this world is to watch your heart break and have to glue it up by yourself.
6. Those who say they will never part have already been scattered all over the world.
7. Affection is just a joke. Who cares about the feelings of supporting actors?
8. I pulled out all the thorns for you, but in the end you said that you hated the smell of blood all over me.
9. I'm glad I came to your side, but I'm sorry I didn't walk into your heart.
10. I don't like anything I like a flower, won't it fade? I like a song, won't it get tired of listening? I don't like the future Without you, you won't leave me!
1 1. After I separated from you, I understood that flowers don't leave names, and love in the crowd is freely exported.
12. Are you still waiting? No, why not?
13. I suddenly wanted to chat with you, opened the window, and suddenly found that it was over with me for the last time, and you didn't reply, so I stopped talking.
14. I'm not as free and easy as you. I can say whether I love it or not.
15. What a man hurts a woman is not necessarily falling in love with others, but letting her down when she has expectations; When she was most vulnerable, she didn't lend a helping hand, and when she was scarred, she ignored it.
16. You thanked me for my contribution, and even thanked me for quitting, saying that she needed more care.
17. I wish you well, even if you have nothing to do with me in the future.
18. Waiting for a lover who doesn't care about you is like waiting for a boat at the airport, a car at sea and a snow in June.
19. Never mentioned, not because I forgot, but because I remembered.
20. You are really strange. You like smoking, drinking and staying up late, but you don't like me.
2 1. We used to be so good that now we are afraid to interrupt our greetings.
22. I used to think that the extremely prosperous soft time turned out to be a romantic youth.
23. Being single is just loneliness, which can turn into torture.
24. That path is still safe and sound, except for the lack of teenagers to make me laugh.
I am sad that even if you are like a hedgehog and I am covered with holes, every time I think of you, I will still think of your goodness.
I can't take my eyes off you, but you always look away.
27. You use your seemingly innocent scheming against me, so I have to play along and send you out slowly.
28. I still want to hear it, but you don't want to say it.
29. Do you know how many times I look at you out of the corner of my eye every time I pretend not to see you?
30. We all meet the people who want to promise most when we are unable to promise others, and meet the people who want to stay most when we have to move forward for our ideals.
3 1. I smell you in the street. I froze for a few seconds, and my nose was a little sour. I turned around and tried my best to find you. Never miss it again, but never find it again. Where are you? It's windy, so you won't come back.
32. When I started painting my nails black, getting my ears pierced and dyeing my hair, I became fond of beauty and stopped laughing, I was not the same as before.
33. We are all poor. People you like can't get it, people you like don't cherish it, doubts about being together, lost nostalgia, longing to meet each other, and meeting each other late are all regrets that run through our lives.
You left me when I couldn't leave you.
35. If you are tired, go. Don't worry, I won't depend on you.
36. I can't go far away, nor can I grow up with you.
37. The most painful thing about love is not breaking up, but those touching memories that make you stand in the same place and think you can go back to the past.
I like talking nonstop, because I hate silence, and I like laughing nonstop, because I'm afraid my unhappiness is too obvious.
40. I sound more like you. Ever since you ignored me, I have fallen in love with talking to myself.
Decadent and sad, talk about Daquan. I like the way I am immune to poison.
The person who doesn't seem to care about you, the chat window is full of things he wants to say to you, but he doesn't press the send button.
Second, remember that not everyone is sincere. So, don't believe it so easily.
It doesn't matter if we part ways, we will meet again sooner or later. Don't forget that the earth is round.
Fourthly, I don't expect to meet exciting love like sogou, but I just want to have a sister who will go to the end like Guli.
5. If there is no one in QQ, who is particularly willing to stare at mobile phones and computers all day like an SB?
In this world, someone will always give you a pack of arsenic, and you will swallow it as honey.
Seven, the topic of the exam, right is happier than right!
Eight, if one day you lose your memory, God can only let you remember one person, who will that person be?
Nine, I like myself very much.
I want to die now, even though I know it's not good.
Honey, there seems to be a lot to say to you. If you don't come again, I'll really forget.
Twelve, I finally understand why the military training has to be turned around, because only in this way can we get a more even grandson.
If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind!
We are both good at duplicity, and we all hope each other can notice.
15. I'm not as lucky as Lin Xiao. I lost my sword Xi, and I have a sogou.
Sixteen, the typical sign of being single is that a traffic packet has long since disappeared, and more than half of the call packets and SMS packets are left.
Seventeen, you chose to quit goodbye, leaving only memories.
18. Poor grades in children's papers do not mean that they will be worthless in the future.
My greatest regret in my life is that I haven't made a few normal friends.
Twenty, [you praised me for being invulnerable, but I already laughed through my heart]
Twenty-one, who can understand who loves, who can understand who leaves.
When you can't hold on, you can tell yourself that I'm tired, but never admit in your heart that I can't!
Twenty-three, all say that you don't know how to cherish until you lose it. In fact, the loss after cherishing is the most painful.
24. Have you ever felt the pain of being hot and cold like throwing you from boiling water into an ice cube?
Girl, you know, all you shed was tears, but he lost someone who loved him very much. You won this love.
See through the sad love: I have been ill for several times and finally lived a harmless life.
1. Youth is not crazy, but sometimes it goes on knowing it is wrong. 2. On the road of life, no one can stay for anyone, only those who don't know who to cherish.
3. We just want to accompany you for a lifetime and be your exclusive forever. This is our dream.
We always envy others everything, but often ignore our own happiness.
If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I don't want it.
If we don't meet again, then don't appear in my life.
7. Apologizing doesn't necessarily mean that you are wrong, but you think this relationship is more important than your dignity.
8. Compare two fish who is handsome. Handsome is tomorrow's dish.
9. After several illnesses, I finally became a harmless person.
10. Don't make yourself so sad, so suppress your dual personality.
I think someone saw my unhappiness and moved me to tears.
12. I dare not look into your eyes, because I saw the gum in your eyes yesterday.
13. You, who thought you would never leave, finally disappeared.
14. Because I love you so much, I feel that you have never given me enough love. ..
15. I'm not strong, but I feel so sad when I cry.
16. Good luck, don't meet me.
17. Enthusiasm is exhausted, leaving only fatigue and indifference.
18. Know that you are swimming in the depths of the sea.
19. If you can't reply to the message, you can see your mood. If you add friends, you can see your feelings.
Although I haven't forgotten you, I have no energy to think about it.
2 1. Have a nice trip.
As soon as I saw my old friend, I felt happy.
23. Put away your tears and go home and cry.
You don't love me, it's your loss, not mine.
25. Many feelings are only acquaintances in the end.
26. Is there a moment when you were hurt by someone you care about?
27. When did I become someone else?
The fairest thing in life is that everyone will die.
29. Sweet love signature: I don't want to be too ordinary to take you through spring, summer, autumn and winter.
30. When you walk, you spread out. When you read it, you will forget it. I'm tired of watching it. When you listen, you wake up.
3 1. After several years, I still love you like that, but we have one more concern.
Although you have ten thousand mistakes, you will always be perfect in my heart.
We work hard, but forget that all we want at first is happiness.
I haven't lost anything.
35. No one talks about the new things saved all day.
36. I hope you are well, or I hope you die
37. Your life should be beautiful and unconstrained.
Do not count the days. I want to like your generation.
39. Buddha, why is there no me?
40. There is nothing wrong with being strong and weak, it will only make you more embarrassed.
4 1. In this love, I learned to put quality before quantity.
Sad to say: after an arrow goes through my heart, I am not afraid of anything.
1. There are always some people who are just passers-by in life, but later they become frequent visitors in their memories.
2. When you are chatting intimately with others, don't forget that there is another person waiting for your reply.
There will always be people who will come to your world, teach you to grow and then leave.
The worst feeling is that you can't fall in love with others just because you still miss the person who hurt you.
Just because I was young at that time, I always thought about the future too well.
6. You praised me for being invincible. Do you know that after the arrow goes through the heart, you are not afraid of anything?
7. Some people should forget it. People don't care about you, so why should you wronged yourself? No matter how painful or sad, people can't see it.
The shortest spell in the world is your name.
9. Do you sometimes choose to leave first because you feel redundant?
10. Please remember those people who make you breathless, because they taught you what forbearance is and what cruelty is.
1 1. Most "thinking" just means "giving up"
12. My thousands of words can't compare with your writing. It is good to get together and leave.
13. Don't wait for me to change before you say you miss me.
14. The saddest thing is not shouting, but that I can't breathe in pain, my hands are shaking, and I have to endure tears.
15. Maybe I'm just a passer-by, but you won't meet the second me.
16. The person who taught you the initial dance steps may not be able to accompany you to the end.
17. Some are happy when they miss you, and some are sad when they are happy.
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