Humorous jokes between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law

Once a person is a parent, he is doomed to worry about his children. Many couples hope that adults will not interfere in their own lives after marriage.

Women are particularly afraid that their mother-in-law will participate in the big and small things in their own homes. The collision of different ideas and different life concepts will produce "sparks".

Li Jing doesn't like her mother-in-law because she is too nosy, but she always likes to nag about anything related to money.

But she's happy. Whenever she sees her husband Fang Bei's performance, she knows that she has not married the wrong person. The role men play in marriage is really too important.

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Li Jing and her husband Fang Bei are both senior intellectuals. Li Jing's annual income is not much different from her husband's, and the bonus at the end of the year is several times more than her husband's.

After marriage, Fang Bei took the initiative to hand in his salary card, and Li Jing gave him some pocket money every month. The expenses at home are also decided by Li Jing.

Mother-in-law was particularly embarrassed to know that her son had handed in his salary card. Moreover, she listened to her wife's words, and the other party said, "You put all your money in your daughter-in-law's house. What if you swallow your own money and save your own private money? You can eat snacks! "

Fang Bei said, "Mom, we are husband and wife, and we are not enemies. We are honest with each other, so leave it alone. As you can see, Li Jing takes good care of her family. "

Later, Li Jing was pregnant, and she had to find someone to share the housework at home, so Fang Bei asked her mother to stay at home for a while, and then let her go home after her wife's confinement.

It was under the same roof that my mother-in-law saw her daughter-in-law's "true face" and felt that she was a complete black sheep.

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Mother-in-law saw many bottles and jars on her daughter-in-law's dressing table. She thinks one lipstick is enough, but her daughter-in-law has ten, and many appliances in the house have been stained with dust for a long time.

She also saw the whole cupboard full of daughter-in-law's clothes, and several identical shoes in Shuang Yi.

What my mother-in-law can't understand most is that she bought an automatic sweeper at home, which is completely unnecessary in her eyes.

Every day when my daughter-in-law comes back from work, she always has large and small couriers in her hand. My mother-in-law is really afraid that anything happens to her pregnant daughter-in-law.

In front of Li Jing, her mother-in-law always said intentionally or unintentionally that "this thing is waste" and "that thing was bought at a loss". Jin Lidu didn't answer the phone. She thought these were necessary expenses.

Finally, one day, my mother-in-law couldn't stand it. She pointed directly at Li Jing and said, "Daughter-in-law, you don't need many things you bought. What a waste. Think twice before you buy something! "

Li Jing said flatly, "I bought it with your son's consent."

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My mother-in-law is reasonable. She didn't quarrel with her pregnant daughter-in-law, but she still didn't like her failure.

She said to her son privately, "My daughter-in-law loves spending money too much. I'll teach her a lesson! Last time I talked to her, she grinned at me. "

The son said, "My wife doesn't need your care, I care. She asked my advice on everything she bought, and I agreed to buy it. I know all this. "

"Son, have you seen her cosmetics and clothes? I saw more than a dozen pairs of earrings alone. How can she have time to dress up? I have been shopping when I was pregnant and dressed so beautifully. "

"Mom, Li Fang sometimes earns more than me. She bought it with her own money, and I didn't say anything. In addition, if women don't dress up and buy these, they will be unhappy easily. If she is unhappy, I will suffer, too. I might as well go with her! You are all old ideas. Look at the mother in the street, dressed younger than the little girl. We are not extravagant, don't cling to these things. Think about it, isn't the daughter-in-law bad for you and dad on weekdays? "

Mother-in-law thoughtfully closed her mouth obediently and looked at her carrying bags, shoes and brand-new mobile phones, all bought by her daughter-in-law.

In life, few women will be like Li Jing, and their income will be equal to or even higher than that of their husbands. But it is undeniable that women have their own jobs in front of anyone and will be more emboldened.

In marriage, it is important to meet a good man. But women can't pin all their hopes on their husbands. Only when their hearts are rich and independent enough can they resist gossip and all kinds of difficulties in life.