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The first kind: lick and kiss

Lick each other's upper and lower lips with your tongue, so that each other can feel the feeling of tongue taste buds licking. Pay attention to keep enough saliva. If there is too little saliva, dry licking will make you feel uncomfortable.

The second kind: bite and kiss

Bite each other's lips lightly with your teeth. E bites too hard to avoid injury!

The third kind: sucking kiss

Gently suck each other's lips; You can gently wipe saliva on each other's lips and then suck it clean.

The fourth type: pushing and kissing

Put your tongue into each other's mouth and let your tongue push each other. Boys should do it lightly to avoid girls' pain. This kind of kissing can form pleasure.

Fifth: French kissing.

Hold his tongue with his lips and gently suck the other's tongue. Move slowly and gently, and don't rush it.

The sixth kind: gum kiss

Use your tongue to explore the toughness of your opponent's teeth and gums and stimulate the inner layer of your mouth. The movement should be gentle, slow and gentle, between contact and non-contact, producing a special sense of intimacy.

The seventh kind: sliding kiss

Lick the other person's tongue slightly with the tip of the tongue and slide it from the inside out.

Eighth type: licking French kissing.

Both sides lick each other with the tip of the tongue, mainly with the tip of the tongue, not with the lips.

The ninth kind: chewing kiss

Bite each other's tongue and kiss like swallowing; Please be careful that E is overdone. It's just a fake B. Imagine that the other person's tongue is delicious | bite, lick, suck and want to swallow it.

The tenth kind: rhythmic kiss.

Put your tongue into each other's mouth, circle around the tip of each other's tongue rhythmically, and lick it like a circle.

Eleventh style: deep throat kiss

Stick your tongue deep in the other person's throat and lick it again. Stress is a kiss of overbearing possession; It was a rather uncomfortable kiss, but some people still enjoyed it.

Type 12: kiss of fire

It is rude but challenging to put your tongue in your mouth and turn cherry blossoms up and down and left and right to increase your pleasure. This is one of the necessary skills for a good kisser.

Type 13: Kiss of Ganquan

When two lips meet ... cross the saliva into each other's mouth with your tongue and suck each other's saliva. A healthy lover who is suitable for two of a kind will feel that the saliva in his mouth is like nectar and jade, which is unique in the world.

Kissing is not the same as making love. Many people don't know how to kiss and what to pay attention to when kissing. In addition to the above points, don't open your eyes when kissing, there are other points to pay attention to.

Some women stand in a daze when kissing, and their hands are stiff and drooping. Her boyfriend is like kissing a model in the window. Think about it. What will it be like in his heart?

Of course, you should also hold him! There are no clear rules about how to put your hands when hugging. For example, he is about the same height as you, so you might as well put your hand gently around his neck. For example, if he is much taller than you, just put your hand behind his back and hug him.

The stupidest way to kiss is just to raise your lips, then stand stiffly and wait for a while. How could he kiss you?

It's really impolite for him to hang his hand stiffly, even if you gently put your finger on the other person's shoulder! He will hold your hand in one hand and hug your neck in the other. Take it and stick it tightly.

If he holds you tightly, you can't put your hands behind his back! Then you might as well gently twist his body with your fingers or gently scratch his skin.

Don't hang your hand like a log, as if you were on the edge of a cliff. It's not that serious! If you think you have a tendency to kiss, you should put your hand behind his back and hug him.

Both men and women, if you want to have an elegant kiss, even your body should be soft, natural and echo him.

Don't make the sound of teeth colliding with each other.

Don't moan from your throat because you are short of breath and difficult.

Don't make a sucking sound when kissing.

No matter how excited you are, don't hold on to his hair.

When kissing, don't look at each other's expression with your eyes wide open, and don't look around.

Pay attention to these matters and enjoy your elegant kiss.

(2) Kissing a girl doesn't require her consent!

I believe that the stupidest sentence of a man in love is: "May I kiss you?" Kiss a girl without asking or her consent.

Men don't need girls to agree to any further intimacy.

In fairy tales, the prince kissed Sleeping Beauty while she was sleeping, without asking her advice. As soon as he kissed, Sleeping Beauty woke up and fell in love with him instead of accusing him of sexual harassment.

Stealing is stealing, and stealing is stealing.

And those boys who want to honestly ask girls "May I kiss you?" have already failed by half when they say this sentence. There is such a joke in the cartoon of popular cartoonist Zhu Deyong: The girl said, "We must end this abnormal communication." The boy said unjustly, "Not normal? Oh, my God, I will take you home on every date in the afternoon 10. Six months together, not even talking about kissing. You haven't even held hands! " The girl replied, "Yes, do you think this kind of communication is normal?" The psychology of girls makes "normal" and "good men" feel incomprehensible, and successful "bad men" may not all understand it. Girls like men's uninvited kisses because they are shy. In fact, like boys, girls need the caress and stimulation of the opposite sex, as well as emotional and sexual needs, but she can't break through her shyness.

When breaking through an obstacle and doing intimate behavior for the first time, both sides will feel a little shy, stiff and nervous. Suppose a boy asks a girl, "May I kiss you?" This is the responsibility for girls to break through this obstacle. How ungentlemanly it is to let a girl be in charge of the breakthrough!

If a boy doesn't ask a word when she needs it, he kisses it like this. He helped the girl break through the barriers of shyness and did what she wanted to do but was afraid to do. Also, before the first intimacy between the two sides, no one dares to say that they fully know each other's reaction. To kiss without asking is to put the danger of rejection on your head.

No wonder a man who dares to do this is often regarded as brave and manly in the eyes of girls, while those boys who are too cautious and "respect women" are regarded as timid. Besides, what a romantic feeling it is to kiss without asking. It's like opening a box at Christmas and finding a gift she didn't expect.

However, I believe that the most stupid thing for a man in love is to kiss a girl rashly. Kissing a girl doesn't have to be asked, but it must be watched. Look at yourself, look at her and see if you will be liked by her. If you make a mistake, she will be angry. Because you sexually harassed her.

Before you kiss a girl, you should arouse her love. You should care about her mood and arouse her feelings for you through repeated contact. When your hearts are getting closer, you will find the change in her eyes, and you will feel her feelings for you warming up. You will feel a moment approaching until you feel that it has arrived. Then don't hesitate, don't be timid, just kiss her.

You don't have to ask her, you already know she will agree.

Kiss a girl and you will get her heart.

Learn slowly by yourself, that's all I know, hehe