Are there any homophonic jokes? I need to use

When I came back from America, my mobile phone ran out of phone bills, so I charged it. As soon as I broke into the business hall, I said to the waiter, "I want to charge the phone bill." She said, "How much is it?" I'm surprised: ah, I haven't returned to China for a year, and English has become so popular! ! So, the standard said, "Fifty!" Unexpectedly, she said "the number is" Oh, my God! !

Ears are here.

The new magistrate is from Shandong. Because he wanted to hang up, he said to the master, "buy me two bamboo poles."

Inquired that the "bamboo pole" in Shandong dialect was "pig liver", and quickly agreed, ran to the butcher's shop and said, "Master Xinxian wants to buy two pieces of pig liver. You are a clever man.

You should know it! "

The shopkeeper, a clever man, immediately cut off two pieces of pig liver and presented a pair of pig ears.

Out of the butcher's shop, the master thought, "My master told me to buy pig liver, and this pig ear is of course mine …" So he wrapped the hunting ear and stuffed it into his pocket. Go back to the county government and report to the magistrate: "Report back to Grandpa, I bought pig liver!" "

The magistrate was very angry when he saw that his master had bought pig liver, and said, "Where are your ears!" " Hearing this, the master turned pale with fear and quickly replied, "Ear … Ear … here … in my … pocket!" "

"The new diva" sang rock and roll at the top of her lungs in the dormitory: "I want to change, I want to make a big change …" The bookworm who was reading suddenly looked up and asked in surprise: "Isn't the toilet empty?"