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What kind of "jokes" does a middle-aged woman play with you that mean she has true feelings for you?

What kind of "jokes" does a middle-aged woman play with you that mean she has true feelings for you? 1. "Long time no see, have you forgotten me a long time ago?"

"Long time no see" is generally used with friends who have not been in contact for a long time to find out how the other party is living. . If you met a middle-aged woman just a few days ago, but she jokes like "Long time no see" to you, it means that she is interested in you. As the saying goes, "One day without seeing you is like three months apart." If a middle-aged woman has feelings for you, she will feel exhausted if she cannot see you for a second. If he didn't understand her thoughts and waited several days before contacting her, she would certainly feel a little resentful. When she meets you again, she will use this joke to indirectly express how much she misses you. Behind this joke, there is the real intention of the middle-aged woman to let you contact her more. So when you hear a middle-aged woman say this, you must first comfort her mood and tell her that she has not had sex in the past few days. Tell her the reason for contacting her so that he doesn't have to make random guesses, and then tell him your feelings, and your relationship will of course accelerate. 2. "Why do I feel like I'm the only one waiting around? What do you usually do?"

Men, when you hear a middle-aged woman joking with you that she is the only one waiting, you will be surprised. Don't believe it. She naturally has her own things to do, and the reason why she is joking with you is because she wants you to play with her. Through this joke, she can also understand your spare time life and your daily life preferences, so as to improve her understanding of you. When a middle-aged woman asks you this, you don't need to tell her in detail what fun things are nearby or your usual leisure activities after get off work. You just need to tell her: "I will take you to play with me next week." Of course she was very happy to hear that. It doesn’t matter what games you play in a middle-aged woman’s heart, the most important thing is who you play with. When she is with you, no matter what she does, she feels very happy. You will find that she is a special little woman when she is with you. Sometimes you will feel that she is not like a middle-aged woman, but as clingy as a little woman in her 10s or 20s. As a man, you need to know that her feminine side is only shown to you. It is her most gentle side and will only appear after meeting the man she loves. 3. "Why do I feel old?"

Age has always been a mystery for women. Normally, women will not reveal their age to others easily. Especially when middle-aged women face men who are a little younger than themselves, they will care more about age. They are always worried that men will care about how much older they are. When a middle-aged woman jokes with you that she is older, expect your reply. If you express disdain for her age in your words, she will leave on her own initiative; if you don't care about his age but feel that she is more feminine when she is a few years older, she will be very happy. "Sister-brother romance" has always been a less popular relationship. A middle-aged woman is always worried that you will have emotional conflicts in the future because of your age, so she uses a joking tone to test your attitude.