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Yun-peng Yue, full of inferiority: Every joke I tell is my own life.

During the break, I tidied up my mobile hard disk and saw many activities I had done before.

He has played Yun-peng Yue five times since 20 10.

After reading the photos at the scene and listening to these jokes, I suddenly felt that this person,

Interesting!

In Degang Guo's words, cross talk is handsome, selling, weird and bad;

Yun-peng Yue just said the fifth word, bitch!

In our hearts, he will always be the cheap and lovely Xiao Ping Kelei.

In our impression, he always brings joy to everyone.

In fact, after doing activities for so many years, I really feel that,

Behind his laughter is unimaginable bitterness, sadness and even humiliation!

Yun-peng Yue, formerly known as Yue Longgang, was born in a poor peasant family in Puyang, Henan.

Besides his parents, he has five sisters and one brother.

There are 8 acres of land in the family, and there are 9 people in the family to feed!

He slept on the floor since he was a child, wearing clothes changed by his sisters and eating cabbage that was snatched away before it was ripe.

I was forced to drop out of school early because I couldn't afford the tuition of 68 yuan.

/kloc-started to go out to work at the age of 0/4. His 1 job is as a security guard in Shijingshan heavy-duty electromechanical factory.

The boring night shift is from zero to eight in the morning.

Patrol at night, and punish 40 yuan every time he is sleepy.

The night patrol caught him dozing several times and detained 320 yuan for a month.

By the end of last month, he owed the company 20 yuan,

That's the first 1 pack of cigarettes he bought in his life.

Not to smoke, but to light a cigarette and put it in your hand when you are sleepy at night.

So I can relax and wake up when I sleep.

Later, he went to the food city and worked hard from washing dishes to making face-to-face labels.

Wages rose from 400 yuan to 550 yuan,

I'm glad it wasn't long before the job was taken away by the chef's brother-in-law.

Then he was fired,

Later, he went to a restaurant as a waiter, because he wrote two more bottles of beer and was extremely dissatisfied with the customers.

No matter how he apologized and begged, five or six people from the other side refused to give up and insulted him for a long time.

For 6 yuan of beer, he not only paid 352 yuan for dinner, but also gave it to the guests for free.

In order to satisfy the customer, the manager fired him on the spot.

Recalling this, he said:

I still hate this manager!

Although these occupations are humble, he is very serious in everything he does.

But even so, he did not get the respect and recognition he deserved!

Even so, he didn't complain,

He went on quietly looking for a job and working hard, because she needed a life.

Finally, he came to Bayouju to continue to work as a waiter.

One-month income at that time 1200.

He sends 600 yuan home every month,

At that time, he was very satisfied and happy.

His greatest wish is to be a foreman, because the foreman can get 1800 yuan in a month.

Then you can send more money to your family;

At this time, he met the person who changed his life-Mr. Zhao Tiequn.

The old man asked him to try Degang Guo;

In 2004, Yun-peng Yue came to Huasheng Tianqiao.

At this time, he met Degang Guo for the first time 1 time.

Then he called his mother and said he was going to a school.

I may not be able to send money home in the last two years!

Yun-peng Yue, who has just entered Deyun Society, is like a blank sheet of paper.

He has never been to school and is completely unfamiliar with the environment.

He doesn't know what crosstalk is, and he doesn't know the difference between crosstalk and sketch.

He hasn't even heard the name of the newspaper,

Learning cross talk begins with edification,

He drinks tea, cleans tables, sweeps floors, folds coats and does odd jobs in the theater every day.

After doing chores, he began to understand what crosstalk is and how to start talking about it.

In 2005, Yun-peng Yue finally got the chance to take the stage.

His first performance on the stage of Deyun Society was a 15-minute "miscellaneous singing".

However, he was ousted in less than three minutes, and the audience booed constantly.

After stepping down, Yun-peng Yue suffered from stomach cramps due to excessive tension.

Then I covered my stomach and cried,

This kind of blow, he didn't ease for two or three months, and he didn't go on stage the next year!

This year, he continued to do odd jobs by himself and watched the performances of the director and his brothers every day.

Get up every morning to read the legal daily and practice Mandarin and basic skills.

Work silently, work hard silently!

Degang Guo said in more than one interview on the interview program:

Almost all the middle managers of Deyun said that Yun-peng Yue would be fired.

Said he was not suitable for cross talk and couldn't eat the bowl of rice given by grandpa.

Once put in a good word for George W. Pinkley, only two people wanted to leave him:

Mr. Xing and Mr. Xing.

At that time, Degang Guo insisted that he stay. His exact words were:

Even if I sweep the floor all my life, I will keep him all my life!

Degang Guo is interested in Yun-peng Yue's simplicity, kindness and sincerity.

Yun-peng Yue didn't complain about any difficulties, humiliations or injuries. He has been moving silently!

Slowly, as Yu Qian said, he began to understand.

Yun-peng Yue finally found his feeling on the stage.

The audience's love can't fool others,

He has his own regular partner, Shi Aidong, and he has regular playing time.

He finally succeeded!

In 20 10, Deyun Society experienced a well-known great change.

At that time, several pillars ran away one after another,

This series of major changes has cast a layer of dust on Degang Guo's mind.

It has brought great influence to Deyun Society.

Deyun Society can only start using young actors, and Yun-peng Yue is pushed onto the stage.

Degang Guo said to him:

As long as you are a down-to-earth person, the master will definitely make you popular.

Since then, Degang Guo has taken Yun-peng Yue with him everywhere.

Because Shi Aidong asked for leave to go home, he found a new partner Sun Yue for Yun-peng Yue;

Degang Guo really didn't break his word, and Yun-peng Yue really became popular.

He has successively boarded the CCTV Spring Festival Evening stage;

Become the champion of the second season of Happy Comedian;

He is the humble five-ring leader in Pancake Man.

He is the pig who gave everything for the swallow in Passing Through Your World.

He is Beckham, a young writer who pursued the Lord because of his face value in the nineteenth generation of his ancestors.

......

Yun-peng Yue, who holds up half the sky, still obeys his teacher's orders: Don't forget your innovative spirit.

He silently donated money to the school he once attended.

I hope there will be no more children like him who can't go to school because of tuition.

He helps everyone in his family,

He bought a house for each of his brothers and sisters.

20 13 Peng Yun received the news of his father's death before going to Germany to perform.

Yu Qian asked him directly, are you leaving now or after the performance tomorrow?

Peng Yun held back her grief and insisted on leaving after the performance.

Because the master gave him "art is greater than heaven"!

He took out his iPad and kowtowed to his father's photo to apologize.

And then go straight to the stage,

After the performance, Degang Guo announced the news of Yun-peng Yue's father's death on the stage.

Yun-peng Yue is crying on the stage with Degang Guo in her arms!

Yun-peng Yue said in an interview that he is a very taciturn person in private.

Even after the performance, he went home without any hobbies.

If you have to find one, it may be eating!

Is such a Yun-peng Yue,

He is a dutiful son, a good apprentice, a good husband and a good brother.

He is kind and upright at heart, does not expect more, knows how to be content and how to repay kindness!

Many people say that Yun-peng Yue's success is due to luck.

Without Degang Guo, there would be no Yun-peng Yue today.

If it weren't for Degang Guo, he would still be living in the Bay, and now he is a top shift at best.

Luck has always been a part of strength,

Nobody's success depends entirely on luck,

It's not so much luck as Yun-peng Yue's success today, which is a word of loyalty!

Because he is loyal to his master Degang Guo, loyal to his persistence!