How do you respond humorously when people say you are short?

1. If I jump up, I can knock out your knees, but you have to lie down

2. A child wants to go to the 15th floor, but he can’t reach the elevator because he is short. button, I stood on tiptoe and helped him press the second floor. I can only help you get here.

3. lz is 175cm tall. I feel that I am not short, but I am the shortest among a group of buddies. They always make fun of me because of my height. Today we played basketball together, lz dribbled, passed people, and laid up, all in one go. Just when I was about to show off, a buddy said, this is really a person with a weak body and a strong will... A disabled person with a strong will... Come here, we have to have a good chat. Chat

4. A girl in the group complained that she was dumped because of her height. I comforted her and said that many boys now like petite ones. The height difference is the most popular and cute. What’s so good about silly and big guys? He's stupid... The girl didn't say anything for a long time, but after a while she said: I'm 175cm tall, and people kicked me because they thought I was tall! I......

5. My wife was weighing herself and found me snickering. My wife suddenly became furious and asked, "Do you think I'm fat?" I quickly put away my smile and said seriously: "Wife, according to your weight, your height should be about 1.8 meters. You are not fat. , It’s a bit short!”

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6. What bothers me the most is buying pants. I asked people if they have three-foot-three pants? As a result, someone took out a pair of trousers with a waistband of three feet three. I said the trousers were three feet three, but they categorically said no.

7. The water deliveryman entered Wu Yi’s home and said while changing the water: “Why do you need to change the water in your water dispenser so frequently? Do you like drinking water? What is your water dispenser doing? Put it in the bathroom? "Wu Yi: "What! I use this for bathing!" 8. Someone will help you when the sky falls.

9. Don’t worry that the quilt is not long enough. If you feel that the quilt is not thick enough in winter, you can fold it in half to cover it. Do you think it is okay for tall guys? !

10. In order to attract business, the hot pot city wrote this sentence on the billboard: Self-service hot pot, 30 yuan per person, children under 1 meter in height are free. The aunt from the kindergarten was so excited after seeing it that she led 50 children in her class to the hotpot city with 30 yuan in her arms.

11. Guo Jingming cooked a bowl of chicken soup for the soul for his fans on Weibo. He said, "No one has the right to laugh at things that others are born with and cannot change, such as origin, appearance, and gender. , disability, when you do that,” the mind is twisted. Later, he added that he posted on Weibo for his friends, and said, “It’s okay to tease me about my height.

12. Not everyone can be free and easy, ignore, and laugh at themselves. Sometimes I You will also care and feel uncomfortable. Those who say, "If you take it seriously, you will lose." You don't understand why others take it seriously, because you don't feel pain."

At the age of five, I went to Dalian by train with my parents. The uncle who checked the tickets stopped me and refused to ask for a ticket. My mother said: "Our child is only five years old!" The uncle who checked the tickets didn't care: "It doesn't matter how old he is, if he is over 1.2 meters tall, he will be fine." You have to buy half the ticket!" After my mother reluctantly bought me the ticket, she scolded me: "Why do you think you are so tall? You want me to spend more than 20 yuan!" You know this is for a person! How much impact does it have on the young mind of a child?

14. I remember one time after school, I was waiting for the bus at the station. Two girls who had been standing behind me for a long time suddenly came up to me and asked me which middle school uniform I was wearing. I said I was from XX Elementary School, and this was our elementary school uniform. They looked at me in surprise and said, huh? She is a primary school student! The look on my face clearly suggested that I was an overage primary school student who had been in class three times. Do you know how much of a blow this is to a child's young mind?