Pranks and brain teasers

2. "Narcissism" means that you must be reincarnated as a man in your next life and then marry a woman like me. "Nothing to say" means that the judge asked: Why do you want to print counterfeit money? The criminal said: I can't print real money. 4. "Despair" means that the restaurant ordered two dishes and ate the first one: "Is there anything worse in the world? ! "Eat the second one"! Yes! " Don't say that you are lazier than me, and don't say that you are too lazy to compare with me. Stop! I don't even bother to think about this irresponsible temporary idea. 6. Brothers are like brothers, and wives are like clothes! I haven't washed clothes for years. Who told me I was loyal and affectionate? 7. In the late morning, people meet after dusk. Get up and shout: "ah! It's getting dark again, and I'm going to sleep again! " 8. Am I lazy? Am I easy? Me? I don't even bother to blink when I see a beautiful woman! 1 1. Don't talk to me about taking a bath! I am a national first-class "no-wash" type! 12. I like black! Black is more attractive, and the most important thing is that it has super hiding ability and is not afraid of dirt! It's late at night, suitable for elopement 17. Kill the birdman and I'll be an angel! 18. I not only have a car, but also do it myself ... 19. Come back, I can't fool myself! 20. I can tolerate fake bodies, fake faces, fake breasts and fake hips! ! ! But I just can't stand that money is fake! ! ! ! 2 1. The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; Not necessarily an angel with wings-mother said it was a bird man.