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What is the most classic dialogue spoken by Stephen Chow in Westward Journey?

Supreme Treasure: "The poison in you is getting deeper and deeper. If you don't understand it, you will die."

Bai Jingjing: "So what if you understand it? It's useless to live forever if you're not happy." , it’s enough to be happy even if you only live for a few days.”

Zhizunbao’s first love is a girl named Bai Jingjing, also known as Bai Gujing. Just because she had a relationship with Sun Wukong five hundred years ago, she came to Wuyue Mountain with a mixture of love and hate to look for Sun Wukong's supreme treasure. Unexpectedly, Zhizunbao also fell in love with Bai Jingjing at first sight. He decided to put down his butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately. He changed his mind and never became a bandit again. The Supreme Treasure later traveled through time and space and returned to five hundred years ago to look for Bai Jingjing. What he finally found was a tear in his heart and a heart tired of love, hatred and hatred.

Zhizunbao's second relationship was with a girl named Zixia, who was the one who gave him three moles on his feet. If the first love between Zhizunbao and the Bone Demon is a comedy and a farce, then his second love with Zixia is purely a true love.

Zixia: "Let's start this relationship!"

Zhizunbao: "Okay. Let's start right away."

Zixia: " Kiss me first."

However, when Zixia girl took the initiative to throw herself into his arms, he didn't know that there was something wrong with Zhizunbao, or it was God's will, and he refused in every possible way to be intimate with Zixia. , actually pushed Zixia away roughly. Zixia was disheartened, and after being kidnapped by the Bull Demon King, she was forced to agree to marry the Bull Demon King. But she has always had a beautiful vision and firm belief in her love with Zhizunbao. For Zixia, when she turned the Supreme Treasure back into Sun Wukong, she didn't know that this relationship was destined to be a tragedy. When Zhizunbao was killed by Chun Shisanniang, he finally knew that Zixia left a tear in his heart. But at this time, he was determined to follow Tang Monk to the West to obtain the true scriptures and eliminate hatred in the world. In his heart, Zixia can only be filled with eternal lack and regret. At the end of the film, the Supreme Treasure, which has been transformed into Sun Wukong, can only kiss Fairy Zixia in the hands of others. But things have changed, the Supreme Treasure has returned to its original place, and Zixia is no longer the Zixia of his Supreme Treasure.

Zixia: "The person I love is an unparalleled hero. One day he will step on colorful clouds and wear golden armor and holy clothes to marry me. I guessed right, but I couldn't guess the ending..."