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Very (remember, very) touching stories of people and animals. Can't be answered by others!
Old Wood and Xiao Mu live on the river bank. Mourinho often told Xiao Mu that crocodiles in the river would eat people.
Never go near that river.
One day, a paunchy crocodile mother climbed to the shore to lay eggs. It digs with its feet.
A pit, and then lay eggs on the pit.
After the crocodile mother laid her eggs, she buried them in the soil and pressed them on them.
Xiao Mu is worried that crocodiles will crush their eggs. Old wood told him not to worry, the crocodile mother was feeding the crocodile.
Fish eggs keep warm. Just like a hen incubating a chick, crocodile eggs need to be warm enough to give birth to a baby crocodile.
. Xiao Mu asked the little crocodile how to get out if it was born. Mourinho thought for a moment and said, "I heard my father tell me,
Three months later, if the baby crocodiles are born, they will respond to each other and make sounds together.
Mother crocodile dug up the dirt and immediately put the little crocodile in her big mouth to protect it ... "
Xiao Mu began to fantasize about growing up with little crocodiles and getting along as good friends.
Mourinho didn't make fun of his son, after all, he was once young.
He once fantasized about making friends with crocodiles. However, he reminded Xiao Mu not to go near crocodiles in the river.
He said that because people can't make friends with crocodiles.
That night, the crocodile mother was thirsty and went back to the river to drink water. It just walked away,
A Nile monitor lizard with a sharp beak sneaked into the crocodile's hatchery.
It uses a long, hard and sharp mouth to dig up the soil, and it is naturally suitable for being a thief. So many crocodile eggs,
What a sumptuous dinner! The Nile monitor lizard swallowed delicious egg yolk. Xiao Mu saw it in the distance.
The Nile monitor lizard eats crocodile eggs and yells at it. He is too young. Nile monitoring doesn't even put
He put it in his eyes. It still enjoys its dinner.
Xiao Mu's shouts did not scare off the Nile monitor lizard, but attracted the attention of the crocodile mother.
When it saw the Nile monitor lizard eating its unborn baby, it was furious.
Rush at it like lightning and fight hard. The Nile monitor lizard was frightened and ran for its life, taking the last one that had just been put in its mouth.
A crocodile egg fell off.
This crocodile egg just rolled in front of Xiao Mu.
Good Xiao Mu took this crocodile egg home. Mourinho helped Xiao Mu bury crocodile eggs in the fire in his kitchen.
In the nearby soil, Xiao Mu has been paying attention to it. Sometimes I sit in the soil and hatch eggs like a crocodile mother.
A month later, a cute little crocodile was born. Mu gently put the crocodile into the basin.
Teach it to swim. Soon, the little guy got used to the cool water, and he swam happily in it.
You can also dive into the water and it takes a long time to surface. However, Xiao Mu was worried again: "Dad,
The little crocodile hasn't eaten for three days. What if it starved to death? "Say that finish, my eyes are red.
Tears welled up like two Koizumi. Old wood said, "don't cry, it won't starve to death." The little crocodile has just been born. "
Don't eat for the first four months. In four months, you can go to eat small fish. We'll catch some small fish. hello
it ...
"Xiao Mu this just smile through tears.
The little crocodile is two years old and still a little guy. But crocodiles can live to be 80 years old and have a long life.
So their childhood is longer. During this period, they should insist on eating and supplementing nutrition.
Accumulate fat and gain muscle. In order to make the little crocodile grow strong in the future,
Many fresh fish were sent to feed it. The little guy wriggles and swims when he is full every day.
Without the personal guidance of crocodile father and crocodile mother, the little crocodile can only swim like a grass carp.
Unlike crocodiles.
A few years later, Xiao Mu grew up. Old wood is old, and its hair is like snowflakes in winter.
As white as snow when the wind blows. The little crocodile has grown into a boy,
Sleep in the swimming pool in front of your house. He always likes to climb to the front of the house and stay with the old wood, like a lovely and loyal dog.
Put the long mouth on the old wood's knee and let the old wood help it catch bugs in the skin. It's so comfortable.
Lao Mu always smiles and smacks his lips: "You long-mouthed guy, only you will enjoy it."
The little crocodile is big enough, said Mu. It's time to send him home to reunite with his relatives.
On this day, Mu put the little crocodile on the river bank and said to the little crocodile, "Go to your parents."
The little crocodile looked back at Xiao Mu and swam into the water reluctantly. But crocodiles are interested in this origin.
This unknown new member is not very friendly, either give it a bad look or give it a bad look.
After searching for several days, the little crocodile still couldn't find his relatives. He misses his little master and old master very much.
Meticulous care. The little crocodile decided to go back to the little master and the old master, who were his relatives.
As soon as the little crocodile landed, he met the Nile monitor lizard who came out looking for lunch. The Nile monitor lizard is very excited.
Open your mouth and pounce on the little crocodile, biting one of its left eyes blind, and the little crocodile screamed.
Suddenly bleeding profusely. Not far away, Xiao Mu happened to be carrying a load of firewood, and he heard the cry of a little crocodile.
Run to save it at once. Xiao Mu rushed over with a firewood knife to fight the monitor of the Nile. The Nile monitor lizard pressed Xiao Mu.
He fell to the ground and bit off a lump of meat on his face in one bite, tearing off his skin. Xiao Mu was hit hard.
Almost fainted, he vigorously waved a wood knife and stabbed the Nile monitor lizard in the stomach.
The Nile monitor lizard quickly escaped from the crocodile group in Xiao Mu. Xiao Mu picked up the crocodile,
Walking home with difficulty step by step, bright red blood flowing all the way,
It's his blood, and it's also the blood of the little crocodile. Back home, Xiao Mu said the first sentence is:
"Dad, help the little crocodile …" Then he fell down.
When Xiao Mu woke up, Mu was sitting on the bed and looking at him affectionately. Xiao Mu nervously asked:
"Where's our little crocodile?" Xiao Mu looked down and saw a blind little crocodile looking at himself with one eye.
Open your mouth gently and make a weak voice, as if to say something to him. Xiao Mu said, "Are you all right?"
Old wood said sadly, "His left eye is blind." Xiao Mu stretched out a hand and gently touched its mouth, lovingly said:
"I'm sorry I'm late. You're hurt." The little crocodile looked at the big scar on the right face of the little master.
A line of tears crept down from the right eye.
Old wood and Xiao Mu watched it cry. For a long time, Mu said to Xiao Mu, "Son,
See the little crocodile's tears? We are really its friends. "Xiao Mu nodded and said to the little crocodile:
"Yes, we are friends for life."
A few years have passed.
Mu is seriously ill. On a stormy night, he took one last look at his son and the little crocodile.
I slowly close my eyes. Xiao Mu wants to climb six mountains, go to the village beyond the mountain, and go to his aunt's house.
He can only send the little crocodile back to the river.
The little crocodile looked at the luggage on the master's back and knew that it was really separated this time.
Xiao Mu hugged the crocodile tightly and said, "You have grown up. You should learn to take care of yourself.
Face the new life bravely, I believe you, you must be the best crocodile. I have a request:
We are friends for life. I won't forget you, and neither will you forget me. Don't forget me. A few years later,
If we meet again, you will recognize me. We are friends for life. You have to promise me.
You look at my face and keep me in your heart forever, and you will never forget me until you die. "
The little crocodile stared at his friend's face deeply and made a big scar on it.
In its mind.
After the little master left, the little crocodile returned to the water alone, which is a matter of course for a child without parents.
Of course, you have to be bullied by crocodiles. Anyone can look down on it and laugh at it at will. Little crocodiles often
Hiding in a corner, I gritted my teeth and said to myself, "I can face all hardships bravely."
I must be the best crocodile. "
The little crocodile never gives up an opportunity to exercise courage and courage. He was born with a spirit of challenge,
Always swimming around like a soldier, and deliberately wagging his tail to attract the attention of crocodiles.
Remind them of its existence. Older crocodiles are very dissatisfied with this. They said, "Look,
Is that little guy too arrogant? "So, a war inevitably began.
The little crocodile bravely accepted the leader's challenge. Two crocodiles launched an earth-shattering life-and-death struggle.
The water waves rolled and the thunder rumbled. They hit the river from top to bottom, and then from bottom to top.
From the river to the river bank,
Then hit the river from the river bank. The war for hegemony lasted for three days and nights.
Finally, it ended in a fiasco in which the leader broke half his tail and one hand and injured dozens of places. That's it,
The little crocodile sat on the throne of the leader, and it became the youngest leader of the river since the crocodile.
Twenty years later, the little crocodile became a middle-aged crocodile. Xiao Mu is also over 30 years old;
He is a strong big man. His wife is a hardworking girl in her aunt's village.
She gave birth to two daughters and a son for Xiao Mu. They are round and strong, just like the potatoes they planted in the field.
This spring, people in the village suddenly contracted a strange disease. Everyone who was sick died within five days.
Because the wooden bridge was washed away by the flood 40 years ago, the only shallow river that could get out of the mountain was guarded by crocodiles.
They can't get out of the mountain. If you can't find a doctor and have no medicine, you will die as long as you get sick.
Xiao Mu's wife and two daughters also died, and his son began to show symptoms. Xiao Mu decided to take her son.
The son went out to seek medical treatment for his son's illness. When you get out of the mountain, you should cross the river where your father told him not to go near when he was a child.
This is the only way.
Xiao Mu walked to the river with his son on his back. The crocodile smelling human flesh is waiting with its mouth open.
Xiaomu subconsciously looked at the crocodile in the river and tried to find his friend crocodile many years ago.
But he couldn't find its shadow. Maybe dad is right, animals are animals, once they come back.
When you get to the river, you will return to your ferocious nature. It won't remember them anymore. If you go to the river now,
Maybe it has opened its mouth and is waiting to eat his meat.
The crocodile is actually in the river. Now, it does not recognize Xiao Mu. When it fights the leader,
The right ear is injured, the hearing is not very good, one eye is scratched, and the vision is reduced.
But this does not affect it to become an excellent hunter. Now it's in the best position,
Waiting for the people on the shore to get into the water.
Xiao Mu tried to run back and forth on the shore several times, and finally decided to cross the river in an instant.
Before Xiao Mu started flying, he threw several bags of things he had prepared into the river.
Those crocodiles rushed to grab those things. Xiao Mu used the crocodile's distraction,
Shoot like an arrow. Just two steps away from Xiao Mu, the crocodile flashed like lightning.
Emerge from the other side of the water, grab Xiao Mu's foot and drag it into the water.
Xiao Mu threw his son to the shore in despair, and his son threw a knife at him: "Dad,
Stab it in the eye with a knife. "My son's words suddenly reminded Xiao Mu that Xiao Mu raised his knife to stab him.
The crocodile's eyes suddenly seemed to be shocked, and the knife was fixed in front of the little crocodile.
Xiao Mu saw that the crocodile was blind in the left eye. Isn't this a little crocodile? Xiao Mu suffered from severe pain.
Whispering its name: "Little crocodile, little crocodile,
Is that you? Friend, is it really you? "Xiao Mu's call for the little crocodile has been dusty for many years.
Memory woke up. The little crocodile saw the scar on Xiao Mu's face and remembered it at once.
Drag back to the old days of parting. Ah, it's him, it's him. My friend,
He finally came back. The crocodile released his hand and spat out Xiao Mu's foot.
Blood flowed out and dyed the river red. The relatives who waited day and night finally came back.
But I didn't expect to meet under my big teeth and almost saved myself with my life.
My friend swallowed it. The crocodile's heart ached.
The crocodile gently touched Xiao Mu's face with its long mouth, and a line of tears flowed out.
Xiao Mu threw away the knife, held the crocodile's face in his hands and said tearfully, "It's really you, my friend.
You really didn't let me down. You became the boss here, didn't you? I'm so proud of you.
I am middle-aged, and so are you. "
The crocodiles who had been waiting for a long time were stunned by what they saw. They don't understand,
The boss not only refused to eat the man, but also said something to him as if he were crying. Has anyone seen the boss flow by?
What about a tear? He is the kind of tough guy who only bleeds without tears, but now he is crying like a baby.
Just put your long mouth on that person's shoulder.
Xiao Mu went ashore, wrapped his feet in clothes and said loudly to the little crocodile, "Little crocodile,
I will definitely come back to see you. You must wait for me. Just like we agreed before.
"Xiao Mu say that finish carrying his son quickly ran to the mountain.
The little crocodile slowly climbed ashore and looked at his distant friend affectionately.
Go away, go away ... Their father and son disappeared into the green forest. There used to be
A farewell, waiting for more than 20 years of reunion, and now we are just reunited.
A hasty breakup. When can we meet again? One more than 20 years or two more than 20 years? or
It's been years, and no one knows! !
The little crocodile has been watching. It thinks it can live to be 80 years old. Now he is over 30 years old.
We can wait more than 40 years. More than 40 years, how long!
Day after day, year after year. Forty years have passed, and the years are like running water in this forest.
Quietly passed away
On the bank of the river, there is an old one-eyed crocodile, lying quietly on the path leading to the mountain.
In the middle of the road, I looked at the other end of the road with ecstasy.
It is terminally ill and dying. Life is like a dim lamp, swaying with the wind.
On and off. It kept saying to itself, I can't close my eyes, even gently.
Not in the morning. I must keep my eyes open until my friend arrives. I promised him.
Be sure to wait until he returns. I can't die before he comes back ...
Finally one day, four people came from the other side of the path. Walking in front is a crutch.
The white-haired old man was leaning on a crutch, followed by a middle-aged man with a medicine box and a middle-aged man in a skirt.
Woman. Walking behind is a young girl with a camera. The old crocodile straightened up and his eyes widened.
However, it lit up bit by bit, tried to move and climbed two steps forward. When the old man saw the old crocodile,
Throw away the crutch, walk quickly to the old crocodile and sob with tears: "Little crocodile, is that you?"
My little crocodile. I'm Xiao Mu. I'm back. Have you been waiting for me here? "
The old man squatted down to hug the old crocodile and gently stroked its face with his old hands.
The old crocodile looked at the old man and gently touched the scar on his face with his mouth, making a faint sound.
The old man smiled with tears and said, "Do you ask me if it still hurts? No pain? " The old crocodile touched the old man's foot with his mouth again.
The foot it bit. It struggled to make a sound. The old man stood up and let it see:
"Nothing, just a little blood. It's already done. You don't have to worry. " The old man pointed to them and said to the old crocodile:
"Little crocodile, this is my son, the man I carried across the river. Thanks to going out in time,
His illness was cured, and later he was admitted to the university. Now he is a surgeon. This is my daughter-in-law
He is a teacher. This is my granddaughter. She went to middle school. We all came back to see you. The old crocodile looked at them,
Gently as if smiling, and then head slowly hanging down. The old man hurriedly embrace it:
"What's the matter with you? I deliberately let my son bring medicine, which can help you cure the disease. " The old crocodile buried his face in the old man's arms.
A long line of tears slipped down, and then slowly closed his eyes. With a faint smile on his face.
The tears of the old crocodile are very touching, and the smile of the old crocodile is the most beautiful.
The old man's son gently flipped the old crocodile that had just died, and suddenly found that the old crocodile's stomach had rotted.
Intestines and mud have long been dead. The old man's son took it out of his stomach,
Found a lot of undigested grass roots, branches and leaves, sand and even soil.
The old man looked at the potholes around the old crocodile and some grass roots that seemed to have been chewed.
He knew it was too old to walk, so he kept eating it to keep alive until he came back and closed his eyes.
The old man's son said, "This is a miracle. Its intestines died a few years ago, which means its stomach rotted a few years ago, but it can still live. "
The old man slowly closed his tears and said softly, because he promised to wait for me.
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