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39 two-part allegorical sayings
a dollar's worth of vegetables-two baskets (difficult).
It's not easy to eat a big fat man for a meal.
It's not easy to fight a lawsuit.
It's not easy to chew a hard bone.
A bowl of water spilled on the ground.
It's difficult to clean up.
One foot in the eye of a bridge.
It's a dilemma.
It's hard to know each other.
carrying cotton wool on the back in rainy days-the heavier you get
carrying straw in rainy days-the heavier you get
riding high and pedaling short-the dilemma of getting up and down
children going up the stairs-every step is a hurdle
children drink and burn-it's terrible
chickens eat soybeans-it's terrible.
Fishing for the Moon in Water-Nowhere to Find
Picking up snails on a burning hill-It's hard to find
Turtles fall into an indigo shell-The shell is blue (but difficult).
Fire tongs to repair watches-there is no place to start
Burning peppers-choking people
Turtles climb into the mire-climbing deeper and deeper
Turtles climb on the threshold-they have to fall forward and backward
Turtles cushion the bed feet-hard support
Boiled stones-difficult
. It's easy to shrink back (hands) but difficult
The old sow drills the fence-dilemma
The mouse drills the horn-Step by Step
The mouse meets the cat-It's hard to escape
The sun rises in the western hills-It's hard to
adopt a centenarian son-It's hard to
survive in hell-It's hard to see the light of day. Right Basket (Basket)
Toad in Suzhou-South Toad (Difficult)
Sesame falling from the tip of a needle-difficult to top
Rolling in a mud pond-getting deeper and deeper
Wu Dalang climbing the wall-getting up, I can't get down
I have a sore on my shoulder-I dare not bear
the bamboo shoots in the crevices-I'm holding them tightly
There are wolves in front and tigers behind-I'm in a dilemma
I'm pulling a cart on the muddy road-I'm getting deeper and deeper
I'm eating with bacon-it's hard
Zhao Kuangyin climbs the city wall-
ants on hot bricks-cornered
It's difficult to drive ducks to the shelves-it's difficult
There are tumors on the head-there are too many burdens behind
There are too many mothers-in-law-it's difficult for my daughter-in-law to be
sedan chair the sparrow-she can't afford a spoon to dig her ears-she can't get down
. I can't afford to
nail on the foot-I can't move
Pheasant in the fishing net-I can't fly with wings
Rice in the sieve eye-I can't get up or down
Catches are caught on the quilt-I can't turn it over
My nest is used as a hat-top (bear) I can't afford to
sprinkle pepper in my throat-it's terrible
chopsticks bridge-I'm sorry
chopsticks pierce the needle-it's difficult to get into the iron ring in the oil press-it's too tight to sleep on the wall-I can't turn over
Don't
erect the lame man down the mountain-this step is easier than the next
riding on the back of a tiger-that is, it's difficult to get up and down
making a Dojo in a snail's shell-it's difficult
to put a toad on the corner of the table-it's hard to hold on to it
The craftsman has to bear a burden when he drives the field-
Dried bean curd-
Chopped bamboo poles in the middle of the river-
Two ends don't reach the shore-
Two-part allegorical saying-
Bodhisattva in the earth temple-
Frog under the well-
Only a piece of sky with a dustpan
Looking at the street from the doorway- Nine faces-I've never seen ten faces
eyes on the tip of my nose-an inch of light
mouse eyes-an inch of light
eyes on my ass-I only see my own pile of shit
peeping at a leopard in a tube-I can see a little bit
catching up in a snail's shell- In the afternoon, I took materials-my heart was too anxious
the tortoise put chicken feathers in her stomach-the tortoise (returning) had an arrow in his heart
the temper of a Grenade-the cow stepped on the tile mud
it burned to her forehead-it was imminent
the bamboo was wet-it exploded directly.
Clockwork alarm clock-
Tofu is cooked in the oil pan-
The more it is cooked, the drier it becomes.
Fried shrimps, etc. are not allowed to turn red-
Really impatient-
Don't take off your shoes until you reach the water-
At the last moment, dogs and other bones- Pulling the tent-too impatient
ants on a hot pot-rushing around in a rash
eating black pepper to keep warm-having a fever inside and outside
driving the buffalo up the mountain-forcing the head to
dry firecrackers-shouting
catching fire when there is fire-having a fever at both ends
. Ghost
fire on the boat-anxious for the people on the shore
fire under the chair-burning ass and burning heart
sulfur head-getting caught in the fire
shirtless in the twelfth lunar month-heart fire is too heavy
getting water from the truck-running around
slipping a screw- High
There are no tigers in the mountains-monkeys are called overlord
flashlights-they only take photos of others, not their own eyes
overhead-there's no one around
overhead, Beggar at your feet-low-minded
Dragon Lord, make fun-look at you with such an air
Close the door and be the emperor-be arrogant
the Monkey King be the Great Sage of Qitian-call himself king
The birthday boy sells his mother-lean on the old and sell the old
The mud cow falls into the river-the shelf does not fall down
. There is no one in the middle
the camel's head turns over the ribs-the two ends become warped
the towering trees are unattainable
the dog's head is hung on the gate-the shelf is big
the forehead is long and the eyes are long-looking up to the sky
the cat's tail-the more you touch it, the more it becomes warped
Cut the ruler that meets the master-only measure others. -Expose the class
The ponytail is tied to jiaozi-If you mention it, you will be exposed.
Rock cannons will be fired by the water-There is nowhere to hide.
Animals will run in the clouds for a long time-If you want to show the cloven foot
The cobbler stumbles-If you reveal the last tree
There is no silver here for 32-If you don't press yourself, you will be lifted in a bamboo cage.
a dog wears a laundry list-hides his head and exposes his tail
a fox's tail-a rotten-necked hemp fiber that can't be hidden-a parrot that can't be covered with willow
-the direction of language
Jing Ke stabbed the king of Qin-a picture of poverty shows
what happened under the covers. Go on stage with a shadow player-at least don't mention this paper
sieve as the door-it's hard to cover everyone's eyes
Two-part allegorical saying-progressive girl
seeing Lang off-always walking ahead
local guns for cannons-rough
Wang's fat waistband-loose at the front and tight at the back
Loach goes to the water-scrambling
The pawns cross the river-making progress without retreating
The pawns walk-making progress without retreating
shine on you wins the blue-coming from behind
There is no straw sandals-eating sugar cane like
while beating-each section is more than one. Reformed
Stepping on the stairs-Step by step
Falling hemp rope-First loosen and then tighten
Thermometer in summer-Straight rise
Short scale-Fast rise
Shorty man goes up the stairs-Step by step
Planting flowers on the wall-High species (medium)
The upper is made into a brim-Gao Sheng
Carp jumps over the dragon gate-Gao Sheng
sleeps on the mill-I want to turn around
Shorty flies a kite-I'm getting higher and higher
Two-part allegorical saying-I'm determined to be widowed for 3 years-I'm always waiting for
no coffin, no tears, Not willing to reach the Yellow River-unswerving
Carpenter's axe-square head, flat mouth and hard heart
Never shed a tear at the sight of the coffin-Hard-hearted people
cross the river and burn boats-burn bridges after crossing the river
burn bridges after crossing the river-don't stay behind
Eat the weight. Taking pains to attack Qin-cross the rubicon
ants gnawing at bones-slowly taking pains
ants moving Mount Tai-being cruel
hanging a pepper hammer on the chest-standing on a pestle
grinding iron bars into needles-all by deep kung fu
sesame oil and bean curd. In the end,
carp swallowing scales-iron heart
two-part allegorical sayings-emptiness
a pair of leather gloves-ten fingertips pointed in the stomach
a heart hanging in the air for half a day-can't get to the sky. Can't land
A three-legged bench-unstable
A big belly and no children-A hollow reputation
Airplanes hit planes-Air-to-air
Airplanes hang crabs-No place to stay
Bamboo shoots in the mountains-A thick mouth and a thick belly
Horse racing in the clouds- -Not really
The radish in the first month-Empty heart
Four King Kong Teng Yun-Loofah hanging on eight feet
The older you get, the more empty you get
Rotten wood builds a building-Unstable
Building on the beach-Unstable
Tower on the bed- Dishes and soup-a pot full of water
Borrowing tongs for repairing watches-clips (racks) It's useless to use sorghum stalks as glasses when you grow up-empty shelf-standing on a bamboo tube-empty duckweed in the pond-taking root without landing
planting onions on the wall-not rooting
reeds on the wall-top-heavy-shallow
sleeping shoes- P > The old lady eats sticky cakes-stuffy mouth
Old woman's toes-timid all her life
Steamed coptis chinensis in rice cooker-depressed bamboo shoots in rock crevices-choked out
golden needles falling into the sea-a dead end
Light candles in black lanterns. -white brush (speaking) and white painting (speaking)
Pick cotton and cross the thorn forest-Go one step further and hang a little
Dai Xiao, the master of the city god-White robe (running)
Take tofu to cushion the foot of the table-Don't worry
Two-part allegorical saying-Ignore the class
Ten. God
the stove in June-who misses you
sweeping the broom and ringing the bell-rings (thinking) but doesn't ring (thinking)
ABBA is called on the stage-many people answer
bicycles go downhill-don't step on (ignore)
spinning table-Bree. Lei Gong beat tofu-pick up the soft bully
beggars lose their sticks-dogs bully the old lady
eat persimmons-pick up the soft ones and get the
loach fish-drill the soft parts
two-part allegorical saying-kit kat
open a lock with a key-match < Its god
eats radish in June-the picture is fresh
warms the fire cage in June-it's not warm in June
opens garden dishes-it's fresh
when he sees a camel, he says the horse is swollen-it's rare and strange
when he plays a lantern, he takes the railway-when he sees the track (ghost)
It's clever for his father to play tricks on him.
Mr. Liu's visit to the Grand View Garden-lost in thought
The filtered air-Fresh
Monks don't eat tofu-Strange Zhai (zai)
The horse of Chenghuang Bodhisattva-Not riding (strange).
A thief meets a roadblocker-it's a coincidence
Pumpkins grow on gourd vines-something I haven't seen before
Black crow's white neck-fresh bacon and soup-fresh picture
Big girl's purse-many tricks
The blind man found an eyeless one- -Wide use
Tortoise carrying sedan chair-Hard carrying
Injection and cupping-Face-to-Face effect
Winter stove and summer fan-Everyone can use
pawns crossing the river-When the car
eats pig's blood and black excrement-It works immediately
When it becomes a general- Not much
The weight is small-it can weigh a thousand pounds
A tumor grows on the head-an extra burden
A silver spear head-it's useless to see
The tailor's hands are busy-threading the needle
A short pole scale-it starts (starts) quickly <
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