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39 two-part allegorical sayings

a penny's sauce-difficult to stew (will)

a dollar's worth of vegetables-two baskets (difficult).

It's not easy to eat a big fat man for a meal.

It's not easy to fight a lawsuit.

It's not easy to chew a hard bone.

A bowl of water spilled on the ground.

It's difficult to clean up.

One foot in the eye of a bridge.

It's a dilemma.

It's hard to know each other.

carrying cotton wool on the back in rainy days-the heavier you get

carrying straw in rainy days-the heavier you get

riding high and pedaling short-the dilemma of getting up and down

children going up the stairs-every step is a hurdle

children drink and burn-it's terrible

chickens eat soybeans-it's terrible.

Fishing for the Moon in Water-Nowhere to Find

Picking up snails on a burning hill-It's hard to find

Turtles fall into an indigo shell-The shell is blue (but difficult).

Fire tongs to repair watches-there is no place to start

Burning peppers-choking people

Turtles climb into the mire-climbing deeper and deeper

Turtles climb on the threshold-they have to fall forward and backward

Turtles cushion the bed feet-hard support

Boiled stones-difficult

. It's easy to shrink back (hands) but difficult

The old sow drills the fence-dilemma

The mouse drills the horn-Step by Step

The mouse meets the cat-It's hard to escape

The sun rises in the western hills-It's hard to

adopt a centenarian son-It's hard to

survive in hell-It's hard to see the light of day. Right Basket (Basket)

Toad in Suzhou-South Toad (Difficult)

Sesame falling from the tip of a needle-difficult to top

Rolling in a mud pond-getting deeper and deeper

Wu Dalang climbing the wall-getting up, I can't get down

I have a sore on my shoulder-I dare not bear

the bamboo shoots in the crevices-I'm holding them tightly

There are wolves in front and tigers behind-I'm in a dilemma

I'm pulling a cart on the muddy road-I'm getting deeper and deeper

I'm eating with bacon-it's hard

Zhao Kuangyin climbs the city wall-

ants on hot bricks-cornered

It's difficult to drive ducks to the shelves-it's difficult

There are tumors on the head-there are too many burdens behind

There are too many mothers-in-law-it's difficult for my daughter-in-law to be

sedan chair the sparrow-she can't afford a spoon to dig her ears-she can't get down

. I can't afford to

nail on the foot-I can't move

Pheasant in the fishing net-I can't fly with wings

Rice in the sieve eye-I can't get up or down

Catches are caught on the quilt-I can't turn it over

My nest is used as a hat-top (bear) I can't afford to

sprinkle pepper in my throat-it's terrible

chopsticks bridge-I'm sorry

chopsticks pierce the needle-it's difficult to get into the iron ring in the oil press-it's too tight to sleep on the wall-I can't turn over

Don't

erect the lame man down the mountain-this step is easier than the next

riding on the back of a tiger-that is, it's difficult to get up and down

making a Dojo in a snail's shell-it's difficult

to put a toad on the corner of the table-it's hard to hold on to it

The craftsman has to bear a burden when he drives the field-

Dried bean curd-

Chopped bamboo poles in the middle of the river-

Two ends don't reach the shore-

Two-part allegorical saying-

Bodhisattva in the earth temple-

Frog under the well-

Only a piece of sky with a dustpan

Looking at the street from the doorway- Nine faces-I've never seen ten faces

eyes on the tip of my nose-an inch of light

mouse eyes-an inch of light

eyes on my ass-I only see my own pile of shit

peeping at a leopard in a tube-I can see a little bit

catching up in a snail's shell- In the afternoon, I took materials-my heart was too anxious

the tortoise put chicken feathers in her stomach-the tortoise (returning) had an arrow in his heart

the temper of a Grenade-the cow stepped on the tile mud

it burned to her forehead-it was imminent

the bamboo was wet-it exploded directly.

Clockwork alarm clock-

Tofu is cooked in the oil pan-

The more it is cooked, the drier it becomes.

Fried shrimps, etc. are not allowed to turn red-

Really impatient-

Don't take off your shoes until you reach the water-

At the last moment, dogs and other bones- Pulling the tent-too impatient

ants on a hot pot-rushing around in a rash

eating black pepper to keep warm-having a fever inside and outside

driving the buffalo up the mountain-forcing the head to

dry firecrackers-shouting

catching fire when there is fire-having a fever at both ends

. Ghost

fire on the boat-anxious for the people on the shore

fire under the chair-burning ass and burning heart

sulfur head-getting caught in the fire

shirtless in the twelfth lunar month-heart fire is too heavy

getting water from the truck-running around

slipping a screw- High

There are no tigers in the mountains-monkeys are called overlord

flashlights-they only take photos of others, not their own eyes

overhead-there's no one around

overhead, Beggar at your feet-low-minded

Dragon Lord, make fun-look at you with such an air

Close the door and be the emperor-be arrogant

the Monkey King be the Great Sage of Qitian-call himself king

The birthday boy sells his mother-lean on the old and sell the old

The mud cow falls into the river-the shelf does not fall down

. There is no one in the middle

the camel's head turns over the ribs-the two ends become warped

the towering trees are unattainable

the dog's head is hung on the gate-the shelf is big

the forehead is long and the eyes are long-looking up to the sky

the cat's tail-the more you touch it, the more it becomes warped

Cut the ruler that meets the master-only measure others. -Expose the class

The ponytail is tied to jiaozi-If you mention it, you will be exposed.

Rock cannons will be fired by the water-There is nowhere to hide.

Animals will run in the clouds for a long time-If you want to show the cloven foot

The cobbler stumbles-If you reveal the last tree

There is no silver here for 32-If you don't press yourself, you will be lifted in a bamboo cage.

a dog wears a laundry list-hides his head and exposes his tail

a fox's tail-a rotten-necked hemp fiber that can't be hidden-a parrot that can't be covered with willow

-the direction of language

Jing Ke stabbed the king of Qin-a picture of poverty shows

what happened under the covers. Go on stage with a shadow player-at least don't mention this paper

sieve as the door-it's hard to cover everyone's eyes

Two-part allegorical saying-progressive girl

seeing Lang off-always walking ahead

local guns for cannons-rough

Wang's fat waistband-loose at the front and tight at the back

Loach goes to the water-scrambling

The pawns cross the river-making progress without retreating

The pawns walk-making progress without retreating

shine on you wins the blue-coming from behind

There is no straw sandals-eating sugar cane like

while beating-each section is more than one. Reformed

Stepping on the stairs-Step by step

Falling hemp rope-First loosen and then tighten

Thermometer in summer-Straight rise

Short scale-Fast rise

Shorty man goes up the stairs-Step by step

Planting flowers on the wall-High species (medium)

The upper is made into a brim-Gao Sheng

Carp jumps over the dragon gate-Gao Sheng

sleeps on the mill-I want to turn around

Shorty flies a kite-I'm getting higher and higher

Two-part allegorical saying-I'm determined to be widowed for 3 years-I'm always waiting for

no coffin, no tears, Not willing to reach the Yellow River-unswerving

Carpenter's axe-square head, flat mouth and hard heart

Never shed a tear at the sight of the coffin-Hard-hearted people

cross the river and burn boats-burn bridges after crossing the river

burn bridges after crossing the river-don't stay behind

Eat the weight. Taking pains to attack Qin-cross the rubicon

ants gnawing at bones-slowly taking pains

ants moving Mount Tai-being cruel

hanging a pepper hammer on the chest-standing on a pestle

grinding iron bars into needles-all by deep kung fu

sesame oil and bean curd. In the end,

carp swallowing scales-iron heart

two-part allegorical sayings-emptiness

a pair of leather gloves-ten fingertips pointed in the stomach

a heart hanging in the air for half a day-can't get to the sky. Can't land

A three-legged bench-unstable

A big belly and no children-A hollow reputation

Airplanes hit planes-Air-to-air

Airplanes hang crabs-No place to stay

Bamboo shoots in the mountains-A thick mouth and a thick belly

Horse racing in the clouds- -Not really

The radish in the first month-Empty heart

Four King Kong Teng Yun-Loofah hanging on eight feet

The older you get, the more empty you get

Rotten wood builds a building-Unstable

Building on the beach-Unstable

Tower on the bed- Dishes and soup-a pot full of water

Borrowing tongs for repairing watches-clips (racks) It's useless to use sorghum stalks as glasses when you grow up-empty shelf-standing on a bamboo tube-empty duckweed in the pond-taking root without landing

planting onions on the wall-not rooting

reeds on the wall-top-heavy-shallow

sleeping shoes- P > The old lady eats sticky cakes-stuffy mouth

Old woman's toes-timid all her life

Steamed coptis chinensis in rice cooker-depressed bamboo shoots in rock crevices-choked out

golden needles falling into the sea-a dead end

Light candles in black lanterns. -white brush (speaking) and white painting (speaking)

Pick cotton and cross the thorn forest-Go one step further and hang a little

Dai Xiao, the master of the city god-White robe (running)

Take tofu to cushion the foot of the table-Don't worry

Two-part allegorical saying-Ignore the class

Ten. God

the stove in June-who misses you

sweeping the broom and ringing the bell-rings (thinking) but doesn't ring (thinking)

ABBA is called on the stage-many people answer

bicycles go downhill-don't step on (ignore)

spinning table-Bree. Lei Gong beat tofu-pick up the soft bully

beggars lose their sticks-dogs bully the old lady

eat persimmons-pick up the soft ones and get the

loach fish-drill the soft parts

two-part allegorical saying-kit kat

open a lock with a key-match < Its god

eats radish in June-the picture is fresh

warms the fire cage in June-it's not warm in June

opens garden dishes-it's fresh

when he sees a camel, he says the horse is swollen-it's rare and strange

when he plays a lantern, he takes the railway-when he sees the track (ghost)

It's clever for his father to play tricks on him.

Mr. Liu's visit to the Grand View Garden-lost in thought

The filtered air-Fresh

Monks don't eat tofu-Strange Zhai (zai)

The horse of Chenghuang Bodhisattva-Not riding (strange).

A thief meets a roadblocker-it's a coincidence

Pumpkins grow on gourd vines-something I haven't seen before

Black crow's white neck-fresh bacon and soup-fresh picture

Big girl's purse-many tricks

The blind man found an eyeless one- -Wide use

Tortoise carrying sedan chair-Hard carrying

Injection and cupping-Face-to-Face effect

Winter stove and summer fan-Everyone can use

pawns crossing the river-When the car

eats pig's blood and black excrement-It works immediately

When it becomes a general- Not much

The weight is small-it can weigh a thousand pounds

A tumor grows on the head-an extra burden

A silver spear head-it's useless to see

The tailor's hands are busy-threading the needle

A short pole scale-it starts (starts) quickly <