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Zhihu, it's interesting to say 50 recommendations.

1, it is said that the Monkey King is driving a somersault cloud, so God is driving a floating cloud.

If you get married, I think you should marry a fairy, because she is clean and can exchange money.

Since you have left, why did you appear in front of me? Aren't you stimulating me? woman

4. A depressed life eliminates those who can't live up to expectations. Live fish go upstream and dead fish go downstream.

5, good life is short, life is not cheap, you are a short-lived guy.

6. My qq level is not high. I don't have any QQ coins or any photos. What's the use of hackers stealing?

7. Wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find shoes nor find their way.

8. I chased it with Cupid's arrow, and you flew away wearing a bulletproof vest.

9. barefoot on the beach, how can you still forget the feeling of heartache?

10, no matter how heavy the rain is, it will stop eventually; If you stab someone, you will scab, too.

1 1, the shadow is on the left and the soul is on the right, which run counter to each other but cannot escape the bondage of the body.

12, what is love? Love is that you break my heart, and then I will heal it slowly.

13, the biggest advantage of maturity is: I didn't get it before, but I don't want it now.

14, because you are unwilling, even if you are wrong, will you continue to do it?

15, I still want to go by myself in some roads, and I will still understand some reasons by myself.

16, some people say that the person you can see with your eyes closed is the person you love the most.

17, even if you finally get a hug, it's worth it.

18, after a long separation, I will occasionally miss the road we once walked together.

19, I miss not that person, but those who can't go back.

20. Are you so jealous, you thousand-year-old jealous jar?

2 1, lonely night, who will count the stars with me, and those with low IQ can count the moon with me.

I am jealous when I see others making money, but I have no ability, so I have to change my direction and close my eyes.

23, you use stealth to hide from me, then I use online stealth to help you.

24. He doesn't love me, he is not serious when he speaks, and he is too focused when he is silent.

25. I believe Brother Chun will live forever, but Brother Chun also needs a rest.

26, don't tease brother, sister-in-law will make you a legend.

27. I won't accept gifts this year. I only accept 5S apples, hehe.

On a rainy day, I didn't bring an umbrella, so I had to become a drowned rat.

29. My story is actually not so tragic, you don't have to cry so heartbroken.

30. All friends have their own partners. What about me? How long do I have to wait?

3 1, I want to be his most wonderful meeting and the most reluctant parting.

32, suddenly say sorry to yourself, sorry to make yourself so embarrassed.

People say that distance produces beauty, but I think distance produces strangeness.

Although I have no right to interfere with you, I have the right to control myself to interfere with you.

35, life is a tragedy, while continuing to shed tears.

I gave you everything, but you threw it away like garbage.

Because I'm not a horse, you don't need to kiss up.

Poisonous weeds produce charming flowers, and people who love me say charming words.

39. Those cruel times made my brilliant future.

40. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.

4 1. True love needs to wait. Anyone can say that they love you, but not everyone can wait for you.

Please use some skills when cheating. Since you cheated, don't let me know the truth.

Actually, you don't understand If you can persist, we will be very happy together now.

44. When you see the person you like, you are best at pretending to be B.

45. Please forgive me. I'm not beautiful, I'm not cute and I have no money.

46. A good horse never turns back, because there is no turning back.

47. In the next life, I was born on National Day and died in Tomb-Sweeping Day. When I was born, the whole country celebrated and when I died, the whole country mourned.

48. Nine dollars for marriage and twelve dollars for divorce. Only fools divorce? So expensive

49. You like to escape from the temple, but you don't know that it is a group of animals chasing you.

50. Because I have homework phobia, I am always wet with your homework, so I can't finish it.

Summary of 60 Latest Interesting Food Copywritings in Zhihu.

1, Zhihu's latest interesting food copy, escaped the night when drinking is a song, but could not escape the deserted streets.

The torch of love is lit in the kitchen.

3. The farewell is always emotional, and a tea and a meal will be reunited.

4. Newborn calves are not afraid of tigers and want to eat hot pot and cook it themselves.

5. The small theater where the upland rice people live

6. Wan Li Road, but a few bowls of fireworks.

7. Let you consider whether to eat.

8. The hairline is getting higher and higher, and the ceiling is getting lower and lower, but eating a delicious meal is like going back to childhood.

9. Countless happiness, inescapable fat

10. Have light in your heart and eat three meals slowly.

1 1. My dream is to live in Shijiazhuang, where I eat all the food and talk all the time.

12. Life is too short to have another bowl.

13. supper is eaten in the stomach, engraved in the heart, and then turned into a small whisper, giving each other strength.

14. Total solar eclipse: eat all day.

15. The highest level of eating goods: seeing is eating!

16. Only food and love can live up to it. Love fails too much, don't let down the food.

17. Every time I want to quit, I comfort myself like this: beauty and ugliness have a life, and fat and thin are in the sky.

18. If only my weight could be more than 100 minus 20, then I could eat more. . .

19. Love can be talked about slowly, and meat must be eaten while it is hot.

20. When we go home at night, we will be cured by food.

Zhihu's latest and interesting food copy Part II 2 1. Three meals are normal and four meals are satisfactory.

22. There are trees in the mountains and branches in the trees. Do you want to eat crispy roast duck?

Everything is not so bad, you can at least have a good meal.

24. The hot pot is glug, and my heart is pounding.

25. Yuan Qi breakfast ingredients: patience, good attitude+a little creativity.

26. Remember that this fish and shrimp will become history in three seconds.

27. From the daily eating and drinking client

Whether it's good or bad, it's a pleasure to cook yourself a delicious meal or try a new wine.

29. People who eat dry rice eat dry rice, and the soul eats dry rice.

The food I cook for you is the most beautiful love letter for you.

3 1. Who doesn't miss the glory of a tea and a meal?

32. "May I see the delicious food in your photo album?"

33. Life should not only be sweet, but also meat.

34. Wait for you to have a bite of rice and release your sadness.

35. Whole foods are beautiful every day, and there are endless dishes every night.

36. The sleeping king in the classroom, the rice king in the canteen, the lonely king in the school, and the ham Wang Zhongwang are getting stronger and stronger. I make jelly in Yokichiro.

37. The door to dry rice has been opened.

38. You are like meat on hot bricks, sitting firmly in the center of love.

39. For foodies, the only thing you can't eat in this world is loss. Others are full after eating two bites, and I can eat two more when I am full. . .

40. There is only one world, but there are many canteens.

The latest and interesting food in Zhihu Chapter 3 4 1. I think I have all the skills to find humble but delicious food.

42. When you are sad, the pancake fruit is indispensable.

43. Enjoy your stomach and want to be thin.

44. Spring nights are short, and meat is the best way to help the world.

45. I am gaining weight, so I will continue to eat, well, just for fun.

46. You can be late for dinner, but you will never be absent.

47. Bad people live to eat and drink, while good people eat and drink to live.

48. Who comes from the mountains, rivers and lakes, but is imprisoned in the kitchen and love day and night?

49. Starting from tomorrow, I won't eat dinner.

50. I don't want to hear and teach. I just want to eat a small cake.

5 1. The Milky Way is boiling hot, and so is the hot pot.

52. Put food and love in your pocket.

53. Aesthetic food and love can't live up to.

If your brain can't hold anything, you can put it in your stomach.

55. Oh, let a spirited person take risks in his favorite place. You need to enjoy eating black silk.

56. If life is just like the first time, have a bowl of tomato beef noodles.

57. Life is short, and only food and love can live up to it!

58. On the road of no return, mankind will never be lonely!

59. I always wander between fullness and fullness.

60. Private braised pork that cures the soul.

Funny and high-quality nicknames on Zhihu (60 sentences)

Zhihu is a hilarious, funny and high-quality nickname. A 1。 People who eat melons.

2. Handsome people are chased.

3. Literary hooligans

4. The exam is where you won't take it!

5. Laugh till you are paralyzed.

6. Say you're sorry about the eraser

7. Powerful little flat chest

8. Ugly people live long.

9. I am dirty, but I am not colored.

10. Neurological frequent visitors

1 1. gnome male-".

12. Chrysanthemum crushed stone

13. Beautiful

14. Lao Na's method number is out of order

15. Where is Mo Shoujun going?

16. Bald donkey, smile.

17. Girl gnome male-".

18. Quiet as a mad dog

19. Health leads to air leakage.

20. Flocculation

Zhihu's hilarious and interesting high-quality nickname: Chapter 2 2 1. Tall.

22. Sleep like a fire

23. Laugh your menstruation to death.

24. Starting school is a breathing pain.

25. mouthwash stinks

26. Let Mommy spring.

27. Fried little funny than.

28. God-like people

29. My heart is still looking back

30. Happy little girl

3 1. forced to sing conquest in the middle of the night

32. Proud as an emotional emperor

33. This girl is very cute.

34. Egg Festival

35. Love others halfway

36. Beauty has been a demon since ancient times.

37. Peak pupils

38. Year of Professional Scissorhands

39. The prodigal son returns.

40. Humorous fat boy

Funny and high-quality nicknames on Zhihu. The third 4 1. It's not stupid to laugh.

42. You look very energetic.

43. Eating with you is the longest confession.

44. Lan Xiang old driver

45. There is a Tathagata squatting in the toilet.

46. World pressure one

47. Female pimp

48. Believe it or not, return to WeChat.

49. Awaken by self-handsomeness

50. Hehe, the sow cried.

5 1. Smile at me

52. Hard boiled eggs

Excellent young people are as proud as flowers.

54. Fairy, give me back my master.

55. Aunt Killer

56. Douji

57. The city is empty.

58. Portrait of Pan Jinlian

59. nursery

Little mouse

Zhihu God replied.

What are the names of the roll paper?

Bosom friend: anonymous user

Guan Bao's close friend.

What is ambiguity?

Bosom friend: Yuan Xiaoshuai

A warm ignorance = love the day before it dies.

How to treat a girlfriend's blue face?

Bosom friend: anonymous user

Blue face, blue face, add some yellow to make it green.

What should I do if my girlfriend is pregnant after breaking up with my ex-boyfriend?

Bosom friend: Anonymous

Whoever pollutes will be treated. Who develops and protects.

How to choose a boyfriend?

Bosom friend: Anonymous

Honey, I'm sleepy

Well, you go to sleep first.

It was a kiss.

All right, give me a kiss and go to sleep.

Husband hug!

All right, hug, go to bed.

Honey, you filmed me!

Ok, my husband will pat you to sleep.

Dear, please tell me a story!

Fuck you. Come on, come on, come on, don't sleep, get up, come on, and pout your ass together! I'll tell you the story of the old man's cart!

What is the mentality of this behavior of playing a good hand and pretending to be a grandson?

Companion: Liu

Because that's what grandchildren do. Sun Tzu said: Soldiers are cunning, so they can show their incompetence. the art of war

What is the most shocking confession you have ever received?

Bosom friend: Cheng Dongdong

Can you be my girlfriend? Yes, I can. No, I'll think of something.

What should I pay attention to when opening an inn in the martial arts world?

Bosom friend: Uncle Wang

Stick the big letters on the wall: you have to type them out.

It feels like snow outside at dusk. How about a glass of wine inside? How to reply is more domineering?

Bosom friend: drums and drums

The driver drank a line of wine, and his relatives shed two tears.

Why do people in China like making costume films so much?

Friend: magasa

The biggest problem facing science fiction films is whether one side will lead in the future.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a female friend?

Friend: James Swainson.

China people have a habit of choosing names: in fact, if something is missing, it must be added to the name, and the five elements will be perfect.

Ask a beautiful woman who is eating Sugar-Coated Berry. How can I convince her that I'm not here to chat up, but to know where I bought the candied haws?

Bosom friend: money

Hello, Sany, you are so beautiful. I saw you from far away, so I just wanted to come and say hello to you ... Well, I want to ask, where did you buy Sugar-Coated Berry?

What should I do if I suddenly pop up indecent pictures when I show ppT to my customers?

Companion: Liu

There was silence for half a minute, and then he asked, are you still sleepy? Not sleepy. Let's move on. . .

When having dinner with an unfamiliar girl (who is willing to pursue her), the woman puts forward AA system, should she accept it?

Companion: negative two

It's my treat this time, and it's your treat next time.

If I want to travel abroad with 2000 RMB, which country can I go to?

Bosom friend: Anonymous

State of Qin. Lu Guo. Qi State. Shu State. Korea. Zheng Guo. Guo Wei. Chu State. Zhao Guo. Yan State. Wu. Wait a minute.

How to implicitly express that you have been bought?

Zhihu: the ghost of Icarus

Let me be fair.

I asked my girlfriend to allow me to have an affair and introduced her to me. How can I understand her behavior on the premise that she really loves me?

Friend: Scott Dong

Never fall for it! ! ! Mac tells you, I can install windows, but if you do, I will have a high fever to get back at you!

What if you don't love someone on love day?

Bosom friend: Ruah

If there are no dead people at home, don't you have to try to kill one or two before Tomb-Sweeping Day? No, it's just ...

Why do some people say that women are always right?

Friend: Raymond G, or WTF.

Note: WTF is what the fuck, which means: what the fuck.

Should primary and secondary schools cancel the compulsory study of classical Chinese?

Bosom friend: Feng Yuyao

You think mathematics is of limited practicality. Who can solve a set of equations without buying food or learning?

You think English is of limited practicality. Usually speaking to foreigners and watching American TV shows have subtitle groups, so you don't have to buy food or learn.

You think physics has limited practicality. Usually those little sliders are dangling, so you don't have to buy food or learn.

You think chemistry has limited practicality. Who usually plays with copper sulfate without learning to buy food?

Classical Chinese, you think its practicality is limited. Who usually has leisure to read classical Chinese, but they don't have to buy food or learn.

Then what do you say about compulsory education? Learn to buy food?

Why does China rarely launch wars of foreign aggression?

Bosom friend: Shen Yexiong

Is it paid by telephone from a small piece of the Yellow River valley to a big rooster now?

What's the experience of having a daughter?

Friend: Mei Yuanbei is selected from: 365 HowNet.

Baby, I am willing to give you everything in this world.

I want to eat ice cream ~

No way!

Ask the girl Lin Weiyin's last words: Love, warmth, hope, you are April on earth. How to correct the following sentence?

Friend: Cheese.

It's him, it's him, it's him, young hero Nezha Jr.

What if I see my roommate flying a plane?

Bosom friend: Li Xi

I can pretend I can't see it, or I can miss it secretly.

Why do women call men bad, lecherous and like men?

Intimate friend: smell it

The people who really want to buy are picky owners, and they have always praised it as parenting.

What did you ask that shocked you at your ignorance?

Bosom friend: Anonymous

When I was young, I had to write a pseudonym. I always write China drawing pencils.

Ask the startup command of Google Glass: OK, glasses, why is Chinese translation the most appropriate?

Friend: Holly Perry

All right, brother mirror.

What should I do if my confession to the girl I like is rejected or I like her?

Bosom friend: Brother Shao

Maybe you made a mistake about what confession is. Confession should be the horn of final victory, not the charge signal to launch an attack.

What should I say when I ask a boy what you like about me?

Companion: saprophytic

Going there directly will take a lot of advantages. I like this, this, this, this and this.

Why are people closer to the north more direct and tough?

Bosom friend: Liu Yang

It's very cold, so I have no time to travel with you.

If you don't hold hands, kiss or go to bed, it's not love. Do you really need these physical contacts to show your love for someone?

Friend: Su Lian

Of course, otherwise, how can you feel that love and fines are so long?

Is Smokey the best dragon in all the videos?

Bosom friend: Anonymous

Here it is.

Ask my boyfriend if he doesn't take the initiative to contact me for a month or two during the holiday. How to adjust?

Bosom friend: Yu Baiwei

Everyone's answers are too dark, such as cheating and never loving you. Everything should be on the bright side.

I guess your boyfriend is dead.

What is the most beautiful boy you have ever seen?

Confidante: I've been very annoyed recently.

Height 170- 185cm, weight 56-75kg, well-proportioned, gentle personality, sunny smile, standard Mandarin, refreshing hairstyle, occasional drinking, smoking one cigarette after another, and dislike bars. I am good at cooking, emotional, romantic, patient, filial, caring, responsible, self-motivated, polite, not swearing, modest and prudent, steady and generous. No sex life,

I am not good at talking to girls, but I am loyal and responsible for love.

Such boys are basically spare tires.

Ask Jimmy Lin about her singing skills.

Friend: Hugo Lee

I wrote a long paragraph, such as a round of embellishment, bel canto, nature and other compliments, and then I found that what you said was not Terry Lin, so I silently deleted it.

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever done?

Friend: Biago

I used to sleep with my mother when I was a child.

What kind of experience is it to ask about breaking up?

Bosom friend: Han Zhixing

The teacher can only deny your grades and the boss can only deny your work.

But what about her? She totally denied you.

Your diligence, courage, tall and handsome, your erudition and humor mean nothing to her; Your careful kindness, carefully prepared gifts, and cold jokes that have been pondered behind your back for a long time are useless; You have repeatedly carved and decorated your good intentions and presented them with gorgeous packaging and hands; She lowered her head and shrugged her shoulders as if it was not what I wanted.

Defeating a person is sometimes as simple as that.

What are the words and deeds that reflect low emotional intelligence?

Companion: st seeks light

Why do you always kick me?

Which word can mean fast and accurate?

Bosom friend: Anonymous

launch

What should I do if I ask my girlfriend if she is brain-dead?

Bosom friend: Ding Yi

According to the relevant laws and regulations, anyone who knowingly has sex with a woman who is mentally ill or insane (serious) should be punished as a rapist no matter what means are taken.