How to recite Su Shi's Yu Zi Shu?

The translation of Yu Zi's book is as follows:

Although the market in Huizhou is very depressed, it can still kill a sheep every day. There are so many local tyrants who want to buy mutton that I dare not compare with them. I have to tell the sheep killer to save me some scorpions. There is still some meat between the sheep bones. Pick it out while it's cooked (it's hard to clean it without scalding), soak it in wine a little, add a little salt, and scald it on the fire to eat.

Needless to say, I can only eat a few or two pieces of meat a day, but I like it very much. It feels a bit like picking a crab leg. Eating once every few days is also quite tonic. Bro, you've been eating public meals for three years, and there's so much meat that you can't eat bones in one bite. How can you enjoy such a delicious taste? So I'm writing to tell you this secret recipe. Although it's a joke, it's really worth a try.

But in this way, those dogs waiting to eat meat and bones will definitely be unhappy.

Original text:

Although Huizhou City is scarce, it still kills a sheep every day and dares not compete with officials. When you buy it, let the butcher buy his thorn ear. There is also a little meat between the bones. Cook it before cooking. Do not do it while it is hot. In dipped wine, cook with dilute salt.

Picking all day, getting two baht between Ken and Mao, very happy, like eating crab claws. After eating for a few days, I feel very replenished. I have been in the canteen for three years, and all I eat is meager food. I have no teeth or bones. How do I know the smell? The script stays on this piece of paper. Although it is a play, it can be used.

However, if you say this, the dogs will be unhappy.