Difficult funny tongue twister

Tongue twisters are also called urgent passwords, eating passwords and awkward passwords. It is a traditional language game of Han nationality. Because it intentionally brings together a number of disyllabic words, reduplicated words or words with the same or similar pronunciation to form a simple and interesting rhyme, which requires rapid pronunciation in one breath and makes people feel rhythmic and interesting to read! The following is a difficult and funny tongue twister I arranged for you, for reference only.

Difficult funny tongue twister 1 1, the big uncle's tail ear dog came to the south, and the second uncle's tail ear two dog came to the north. His big uncle's big dog bit his second uncle's big dog. His second uncle's tail-ear dog also bit his uncle's tail-ear dog. I don't know if his big uncle's tail ear big dog bit his second uncle's tail ear two dog first. Or his second uncle's tail-ear dog, who bit his uncle's tail-ear dog first.

2. There is oil on the seabed, and the oil flow should be collected by drilling wells. The oil pipeline should flow, and the oil production and transportation will not leak oil, which will pollute the sea and leave no fish, shrimp and seabirds.

3. Zhi Zhi's naive nephew is smart and knows how to make paper and weave. Zhi Zhi Zhi,,, Zhi Zhi, Zhi Zhi, Zhi Zhi, Zhi Zhi, Zhi Zhi, Zhi Zhi, Zhi Zhi, Zhi Zhi, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing Know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know.

4. Cowherd loves six niang, six niang loves Cowherd, Cowherd misses six niang every year, six niang loves Cowherd every year, and Lang Niang loves Lang.

5. Shishi Shishi, a lion lover, vowed to eat ten lions. Shishi always sees lions in the market. At ten o'clock, ten lions are suitable for the market. At the right time, Shishi was at the right time. Shishi regarded it as the Ten Lions, and relied on the vector to lead to the death of the Ten Lions. The stone room picked up ten lion corpses, and the stone room was comfortable and wet. The stone lion wiped the stone room, and he began to try to eat the bodies of ten lions. When eating, he knew that it was the bodies of ten lions. Trial interpretation is a problem.

On September 9th, 9 drinkers got drunk. Nine wine glasses, nine glasses of wine, and nine drinkers take nine sips. Take nine sips of wine and pour nine glasses of wine. Nine wine fans picked up the wine and had nine mouthfuls of "thump, thump". Nine glasses of wine, nine mouthfuls of wine, nine glasses of wine make you drunk.

7. The blacksmith in West Lane took the paint from the painter in Seven Lane, the painter in Seven Lane used the paint, and the blacksmith in West Lane took the tin can.

8. The seventh lane is a painter and the west lane is a blacksmith's shop. The painter in the seventh lane used the tin can of the blacksmith in the west lane.

9. Brother and younger brother are sitting in front of the slope. There is a goose lying on the slope, and there is a river flowing under the slope. My brother said: Kuanhe, my brother said: White Goose. Goose is crossing the river; The river is carrying geese. I don't know whether the goose is crossing the river or the river is ferrying geese.

10, Liu Cun has a Liu Xiaoniu, Liu Cun has a Liu Xiaoniu. Liu Xiaoniu went to herd cattle, and Liu Xiaoniu planted pomegranate. Liu Xiaoniu let Liu Xiaoniu ride Niu Niu, and Liu Xiaoniu let Liu Xiaoniu eat pomegranate.

1 1. Grandma Liu asked Grandma Niu to buy durian milk.

Grandma Liu asked Grandma Niu to buy durian milk, and Grandma Niu gave it to Grandma Liu.

Granny Liu said Granny Niu's durian milk is not as good as Granny Liu's durian milk.

Grandma Niu said that grandma Liu's durian milk would run.

Granny Liu heard this and cursed Granny Niu. Your durian milk will run.

Granny Liu and Granny Niu spilled durian milk on Granny Liu, which frightened Granny Liu.

12, Xifeng, Xiufeng,

Embroider a glittering golden phoenix,

Embroider a silver phoenix with silver light,

Embroider a pink phoenix with pink light,

Embroider a red phoenix, emitting red light,

Embroider a yellow phoenix and emit yellow light.

Xifeng, embroidered phoenix,

Embroidered phoenix will shine.

13, talking nonsense will cost phone bills.

It costs money to send nonsense, and it costs money to send nonsense back.

If you spend money telling lies, you will regret it. If you reply, you will pay the price.

It costs money to reply to nonsense.

14. Lu raised red carp, green carp and donkeys. Lee Hyo Ri raises red donkeys, green donkeys and carp.

15, eldest brother is taller, second brother is taller, and eldest brother is taller than last time.

The second brother said that the second brother was taller than the eldest brother, and the eldest brother said that the eldest brother was taller than the second brother.

I don't know whether the eldest brother is taller than the second brother or the second brother is taller than the eldest brother.

16, sparrow egg, walking and rolling, brother Zhang went to buy powder. The powder I bought won't wipe up. Brother Zhang went to buy hemp. I bought hemp, but I can't rub it. Brother Zhang went to buy a pot. The pot you bought won't hold. Brother Zhang went to buy drums. I bought a drum, but I can't play it. Brother Zhang went to buy a knife. I won't cut the knife I bought. Brother Zhang went to buy iron. I can't beat the iron I bought Brother Zhang went to buy a horse. I bought a horse, but I can't ride it Brother Zhang went to buy a plow. The plow I bought can't plow, so Brother Zhang went to buy needles. I bought a needle, but I can't do it. Brother Zhang went to buy buttons. Bought a button, can't knit, Zhang Ge bought a ruler, bought a ruler, can't measure, Zhang Ge bought a scale. I bought a scale, but I can't weigh it. My weight18kg carp.

17, 44 persimmon trees died in front of the mountain, 44 stone lions died behind the mountain, 44 stone lions died behind the mountain and 44 persimmon trees died behind the mountain. I don't know whether it is 44 dead persimmon trees in front of the mountain, 44 stone lions behind the mountain or 44 stone lions behind the mountain.

18. Red children wear yellow shoes, and yellow children wear red shoes. The red boy traded his yellow shoes for yellow children's, and yellow children traded his red shoes for the red boy's yellow shoes. Red children wear red shoes, and yellow children wear yellow shoes. The red child and the yellow child change shoes happily.

19, a group of soldiers on the left, wearing red five stars. On the right is a group of soldiers wearing red scarves. The PLA wears a red five-star and a red scarf. The PLA pulls the red scarf machine, and the red scarf pulls the PLA. Either the red scarf welcomes the PLA to camp, or the PLA welcomes the red scarf to learn the army.

20, looking up to the sky, all over the sky; Underground, there is a pit; Look into the pit, there is a plate of ice. There is an old pine tree with an eagle on it outside the pit. There is an old monk sitting in Panasonic, with a Buddhist sutra in front of him, a lamp burning in front of him, a nail nailed to the wall and a bow hanging on it. When you say there is wind, it means there is wind, which makes men, women and children blind. Blow away the stars in the sky, level the pit on the ground, melt the ice in the pit, blow down the pine tree outside the pit, blow away the eagle on the pine tree, blow away the Panasonic monk, blow away the scriptures in front of the monk, blow out the lights in front of the scriptures, scrape off the nails on the wall and scrape the bow on the nails.

Difficult funny tongue twister 2 1, the sun sets from west to east, listen to me sing a subversive song. There was no thunder in the sky, and the stones on the ground rolled up the hill. Camels in the river can lay eggs and carp in the mountains can build nests. December is hot and sweaty, and June is cold and shivering. Sister combs her hands in front of the mirror and carries a donkey in her pocket outside the door.

There are round eyes in front of the mountain and round eyes behind the mountain. They came to the mountain to compare their eyes. I don't know whether round eyes or round eyes are better than round eyes.

There are tigers in front of the mountain and monkeys at the bottom. The tiger drove the monkey out and the monkey hit the tiger; The tiger can't drive away the monkey, and the monkey can't beat the tiger.

There is a goose on the slope, and there is a river under the slope. The river is wide, the goose is fat, the goose has to cross the river, and the river has to cross the goose.

5, a flat basin surface, flip a flat basin cake, the cake touches the basin, and the basin touches the cake.

6. Always carrying yellow scorpions, and old yellow carrying square scorpions. Laos should take the square cover of Lao Huang, and Lao Huang should take the yellow cover of Lao Huang. Finally, the child's square cover broke the yellow cover, and the yellow cover broke the square cover.

7. Eight hundred pacesetters ran on the north slope, and the artillery on the north slope ran side by side. The artillery did not dare to touch the pacesetter, and the pacesetter did not dare to touch the artillery gun.

There are four rows of stone lions in the park. There are fourteen big stone lions in each row. There is a small stone lion on the back of every big stone lion. There are four small stone lions at the foot of each big stone lion. Teacher Shi led forty-four students to count stone lions. How many big stone lions and how many small stone lions did you count?

9. Put beans in your pocket. Fill your pocket with beans and break the leaked beans. Pour the beans, mend the bag, mend the bag, fill the bag with beans, and don't leak the beans.

10, headquarters instruction: 40 company commanders from Shi Lian, 4th regiment, and his party arrived at the headquarters on time at 4: 44 on 10, and the division commander held a swearing-in meeting.

1 1. Two rows came out of the barracks and went straight to the North Vegetable Garden. One row is watered with spinach, and the other row is cut with cabbage. There are 888 Chinese cabbages left. After a row of spinach, break off 888 Chinese cabbages; The second row brought back a row of 888 Chinese cabbages after cutting them.

12, I passed by my uncle's house and saw a ginkgo tree in front of my uncle's mother's house. There were hundreds of turtledoves standing on the ginkgo tree, so I picked hundreds of big white stones to beat them.

13, four is four, ten is ten, fourteen is fourteen, and forty is forty. Don't say four into ten, and don't say ten into four. ? To distinguish between forty and fourteen, always practice ten and four.

14, Xiao Guo drew a red flower, Xiao Ge drew a yellow flower, Xiao Guo wanted to exchange his red flower for Xiao Ge's yellow flower, and Xiao Ge exchanged his yellow flower for Xiao Guo's red flower.

15, black beans are put in black barrels, black beans are put in black barrels, and black beans are put in black barrels. I wonder if black beans are put in black barrels or black beans are put in black barrels?

16, go out of the south gate, take six steps, see Uncle Liu, call Uncle Liu, lend me six buckets and six liters of good mung beans; Planting beans after autumn gave me six uncles, sixty-six buckets and six liters of good mung beans.

17, you can stew frozen tofu, you stew me and stew frozen tofu; You can't stew frozen tofu, so don't spoil my stewed frozen tofu.

18, one and a half cans are half cans, and two and a half cans are one can; Three and a half cans are one and a half cans, and four and a half cans are two cans; Five and a half cans are two and a half cans, and six and a half cans are three full cans; Seven, eight, nine and a half cans. Please count how many cans there are.

19, there is the sun in the sky, stones in the ground, tongue in the mouth and five fingers in the hand. Whether it is the scorching sun in the sky, the hard stone in the ground, the soft tongue in the mouth, the fingers in the hand, or the scorching sun, the hard stone, the soft tongue and the fingers, they are all practicing their tongues.

20. The paper is wrapped in fine silver thread, and there are 4444 small dead lice skins lying on the fine silver thread.

2 1, the long worm turns around the brick pile and finishes drilling the brick pile.

22. There are forty-four stone lions in front of the stone temple. There are forty-four astringent persimmons on the tree in front of the temple. Forty-four stone lions don't eat forty-four astringent persimmons, and forty-four astringent persimmons eat forty-four stone lions instead.

23. The stream is rushing, and Xiaohua goes to the stream to catch shrimps with a dustpan in his hand. He picked up a river shrimp and half-dusted rotten sediment. The shrimp dived noisily, and there was only sediment in the dustpan, but no shrimp.

24. Lao Luo pulled a car full of pears and Lao Li pulled a car full of chestnuts. Lao Luo is called Dali Luo and Lao Li is called Dali Li. Lao Lola makes pear wine, and Lao Li pulls Li for pears.

25, you are also diligent, I am also diligent, and we work together to make gold. Workers and peasants are brothers, like a family.

26. What is the addition and subtraction of seven plus one and then one? Seven plus one, minus one, plus or minus seven.

27. The white stone is slippery, and the white stone is moved to build a white tower. White stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white stone pagoda. The white stone pagoda is white and slippery.

28, my mother planted hemp, I went to release the horse, the horse ate hemp, my mother scolded the horse.

29. There are temples in the mountains, cities outside the mountains, thirty-three disciples and forty-four masters. Thirty-three disciples practiced calligraphy in the temple, and forty-four masters went to work in the city. Thirty-three disciples spent forty-four hours and forty-four masters walked thirty-three miles. I walked 33 miles, did 44 things and spent 44 hours writing 33 words.

30. The ditch of Geku melon basket is too wide, and the ditch basket leaks melon and rolls ditch. The buckle of the melon basket hangs obliquely in the ditch, and it's strange that the melon basket is empty.

3 1, early rent, late rent, always looking for Zhou Zou Zheng Zeng Zhu.

Teacher Shi, teacher Shi, teacher Shi, teacher Shi are with me every day. Teacher Shi taught me selflessness, teacher Si gave me spiritual food, teacher Shi told me to think twice when something happened, and teacher Shi gave me the key to knowledge. Thanks to Teacher Shi, Teacher Si and Teacher Shi.

33. Purple porcelain plate, shark's fin, a plate of cooked shark's fin and a plate of raw shark's fin. Chixiaochi took a porcelain spoon and asked for steamed shark fin. As soon as a bite of shark fin reached his mouth, the fishbone got into his teeth, and Koike patted his leg and scratched his teeth in pain.

34, broadsword to single knife, single knife to broadsword, broadsword to single knife, single knife to win broadsword.

35. There are five trees on the mountain, five cans of vinegar on the shelf, five deer in the forest and five pants in the box. Cut down the trees on the mountain, remove the vinegar from the shelf, kill the deer in the forest, and take out the pants in the box.

36, three mountains and four waters, four waters around three mountains; Three mountains and four waters are always spring, and four waters and three mountains are always spring.

37. On September 9th, nine alcoholics got drunk. Nine wine glasses, nine glasses of wine, and nine drinkers take nine sips. Take nine sips of wine and pour nine glasses of wine. Nine wine fans picked up the wine, and nine mouthfuls "bang bang bang". Nine glasses of wine, nine mouthfuls of wine, nine glasses of wine make you drunk.

38. A window on the wall, a gun on the window and a basket of bran under the window. The gun fell into the chaff, which buried the gun. Windows need chaff as cannon, walls need chaff as cannon, and walls need cannon. If we don't give in, the chaff won't get rid of the gun, and the gun won't get on the window or the wall.

39, upside down, upside down, pomegranate tree with pepper. Walking along the east-west road, I met a rabbit and bit a dog. Lead a dog into a brick. The brick bit my hand.

40. Old Gu Gu and Xiao Gu walked out of the house with hoes and trees. Fog covers the canyon all over the sky, and fog is like ashes all over the road. Pay attention to it and call it. Gu Gu was carrying a hoe and a tree, planting trees in the fog.

4 1. Draw phoenix, red phoenix, pink phoenix and flower phoenix on the pink wall.

42. There is a vine on the high mountain with two bells hanging on its head. The wind blows the rattan bronze bell, and the wind stops the rattan bronze bell.

43, grinding ink, grinding ink; Add coal to Mei, and the coal explodes Xiang Mei's eyebrows.

44. There is a Yellow River in Class One and a Kelly in Class Two. The Yellow River and Kelly are engaged in creation, the Yellow River is engaged in woodcut, and Kelly writes poetry. The Yellow River helped Kelly write poems, and Kelly helped the Yellow River make woodcuts. Thanks to their cooperation, the Yellow River completed woodcuts and Kelly wrote poems.

45. Dating is dating, and names are names. Dating can't be called an adult's name, and people's names can't be called dating.

46. There is a noodle restaurant whose door faces south, with a blue cotton curtain hanging on it, and the noodle restaurant door faces south; Hang the blue cotton curtain, the noodle restaurant or the door faces south.

47. Dongmen Tongjiamen Dongdongjia, Tong and Dong, the same kind of winter melon, know that Dong's winter melon is big, come to Dongjia to learn to grow winter melon. Dongmen Dong's family can grow wax gourd, and you can teach Dongmen Tong's family to grow wax gourd. Both Tong Jia and Dong Gu know how to grow wax gourd, but the wax gourd planted by Tong Jia and Dong Gu is bigger than a bucket.

48. In Qinglong Cave, the dragon dreamed of it, and Qinglong dreamed of it for thousands of years. The dragon cave trapped the dragon in a deep hole. Since the arrival of New Gong Yu, Gong Yu poked the Qinglong Cave, and the dragon gushed out of the Qinglong Cave, and went to work as an agricultural worker in the farmland.

49. The pole is long, the bench is wide, the pole is not as wide as the bench, and the bench is not as long as the pole. The pole is tied to the bench, and the bench won't let the pole be tied to the bench.

50. Eat grapes without spitting grape skins, and spit grape skins without eating grapes.

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