Upset! ! That friend told a joke and got extra points …

1 Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged, so he ran outside crying and flew away.

A man called a Japanese businessman and said, "I'm looking for Mr. Taro." The operator said, "Sorry, he went last week.

The world no longer exists. "The next day, the man called again and wanted to talk to Kazutaro. This time, the operator got a little bored and said

I've been telling you that he died last week. Why are you calling? "The man said," because of me.

I just want to hear it. "

3.a and B flew, broke down and landed on a desert island.

The chief of the cannibal on the desert island said, "You can let you go with the same piece of fruit as 100!" ! ! "

After a while, A first brought 100 strawberries.

Chief: "put them all in your ass and let you go!" " ! ! "

A started cramming ... 98, nothing. ...

When he stuffed 99, he smiled "Hey, hey …" All the strawberries came out …

A was killed by the chief. ...

In heaven, the angel asked armour, "You only need one to avoid death, but why are you laughing?" ? "

A said, "Because I saw B bring back 100 durians."

There are an American, a German, a Japanese and a China on a plane. Halfway through, the plane suddenly ran out of gas. The captain announced that someone had to jump off the plane to reduce the weight, so the American showed personal heroism and went to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live America and other countries! ! Then I jumped! The plane continued to fly ... at this moment, the captain announced that the weight was still too heavy, and one person had to jump! So the Germans stood up, walked to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live the German Empire! Jumped down, too The plane continued to fly ... At this moment, the captain announced: No, it's still heavy, and one more person must jump! China glanced at the Japanese, stood up and walked to the hatch of the plane. The Japanese rushed to hold China's hand: Good brother, I won't forget you! The people of China shouted: Long live the people and country of China! ! Then I kicked the Japanese down with one foot! ! ......

One day, three rich people in the city decided to take a trip to the seaside. The three of them are ready for everything. On their first day at sea, a typhoon blew them to an island where barbarians lived. The three of them were caught by the barbarians.

The savage leader said, "You three go and get the 10 fruit now, and we won't eat you." They left as soon as it was over. After a while, the first man brought back 10 coconuts. The savage saw him and said, "If you can't laugh when you eat these coconuts, I won't kill you." He ate and ate, but he didn't finish it. He was killed by a savage.

After a while, the second man came. He got 10 strawberries, and the barbarian let him eat them. When he ate the ninth, he was killed laughing.

Later, the first man and the second man met in heaven. The first man asked the second man, "You are almost finished, why are you laughing?" The second man said, "Because I saw the third man holding 10 wax gourd."

Japanese soldiers are very sexy, so they are called Huang Jun! That's what color wants to do, so it's called the Japanese army. Later defeated, you can't do that, you can only call masturbation team! Masturbation is Japanese, so it's called Japanese!

Q, why is the sea blue ... A, because there are fish.

Explanation: Because fish spit bubbles ... blue.

1. For example, there is a car. You sit in the driver's seat, I sit in the co-pilot seat, and he sits in the back row. Let me ask you whose car this is. This is a car like this.

2.a is one person and B is another. You must repeat what I said. The grass is green. B: The grass is actually red. A: The grass is actually green and red. B: The grass is actually green and red. Guess what color the grass is? B: Idiot, you said green and red. Idiot, (emphasis) I told you to repeat what I said!