Ask the way of humorous jokes.

A philosopher went to the country and got lost. After searching for several hours, it was getting dark before I met an old man mowing grass in the wasteland.

"Hey, where does this road lead?" The philosopher shouted to the old man.

"What?" The old man still can't stop. "I have never seen this road go on. Didn't it stay there all the time? "

"What's the shortest way to the city?"

"I don't know, I haven't measured it."

The philosopher was extremely annoyed: "You, you are an unheard-of fool!" " "

"Yes," the old man stopped and looked up. "I am a big fool, but I have never lost my way!"