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Why is the earth getting warmer every day? Come on, everybody, 3Q.

According to foreign media reports, a new study shows that global warming will not only accelerate the melting of polar glaciers, but also accelerate the rotation of the earth. Like any object, the volume of water will expand with the increase of temperature. The rise of ocean temperature will lead to the rise of sea level. Scientists at Max Planck Institute of Meteorology have specially built a computer model to calculate the sea level after 200 years. During the research, scientists only investigated the volume expansion of seawater due to temperature rise, and did not consider the sea level rise caused by melting glaciers. They found that with the expansion of seawater volume and the redistribution of its mass around the world, the earth's rotation speed will continue to accelerate, resulting in a shorter day. Of course, this change is hard to be reflected in the watch: as the sea level rises, the time of the day on the earth will be shortened by 0. 12 milliseconds every 200 years. Scientists say that with the expansion of the volume, seawater will gradually push from the equatorial region to the poles. When a large amount of seawater rushes to the earth's axis, it will accelerate the earth's rotation. Professor Randall, who led the research, said: "This phenomenon easily reminds us of figure skaters doing one-legged rotation. When their arms are close to their bodies, their rotation speed will naturally increase. " Richard Gross, a scientist engaged in the study of the Earth's rotation, said: "This conclusion will first lead us to a question: How long will global warming last? The redistribution of the earth's mass will fundamentally change its rotation period. " Of course, whether the earth will rotate faster or slower depends on other factors. Two previous research results pointed out that the earth will turn slower and slower: first, due to the influence of the moon's gravity, the earth's rotation speed will increase by 2.3 milliseconds every 100 years on average; Secondly, the increase of the earth's temperature will lead to the acceleration of the west wind and hinder the earth's rotation-this effect will prolong the earth's rotation speed by 0. 1 millisecond every hundred years. If we combine the above data, with the increase of global temperature, the earth's rotation speed will have to be reduced, but it will gradually slow down-an average of 2.34 milliseconds per 100 years. Why can't we open our eyes and look at reality? Even if we forget the ice disaster in the previous two years, we should not ignore the cold now. Is the earth getting warmer? No, it's getting cold. The warm phase of Lamar Ray has passed, and now it is the cold phase of Lamar Ray, and the earth is frozen! What is an expert? An expert is as blind as a bat, and he knows later. Not only in the economic field, but also in other fields. In the late 1970s, British experts and Soviet experts made a bet. British experts say that the earth is getting cold, and if humans don't take action, the planet will no longer be suitable for human habitation. Soviet experts believe that the earth is warming. And the result? We all know that. In addition, Soviet scientists are sometimes really powerful. Now, western experts are clamoring for warming and low carbon, but this time the earth is getting cold. Hehe, blind is called blindness. Poor country, many people follow suit and say that the weather is getting warmer. What a joke. As an animal with a life span of only a few decades, it is impossible to observe or feel the slowdown of the earth. In fact, the earth is still young and has not suddenly slowed down. This cooling and warming is also the normal cycle of the earth itself. Unfortunately, in 2003, the Ramadi stage has arrived, and many of us still don't believe it. Will the number of people who believe that the earth is getting colder increase this year? I don't think so. I think those blind people will probably interpret the fact of cooling as the consequence of warming, hehe. What will happen if it gets cold? The climate is more extreme, that is, the summer is hot, the winter is long and cold, earthquakes, droughts, floods, tsunamis and other disasters occur frequently, and food begins to be scarce. War, yes, war may become the norm. This snowstorm has partially solved the problem of coal surplus. In the future, energy is a big problem, and food is a big problem.