Ask for a funny dialogue between teachers and students . .

1, during the early dynasty: Song Renzong swept the ministers with dignity and was furious: "Why isn't Bao Zheng here?" "Long live the return, isn't Bao Zheng here?" The Eight Immortals pointed to Bao Zheng Road at a loss. Song Renzong: "Oh, look at his head. I thought he wasn't there. "

2. Zhan Zhao caught up with the assassin and made several moves to subdue him, but he rushed back to Kaifeng. Gongsun Ce met Zhan Zhao and said, "Lingyang Zhan, you are absent-minded! Just now you went after the assassin, and another assassin who was lying in ambush on the roof immediately rushed into Bao Gong's room! " Zhan Zhao was shocked: "Is Master Bao okay?" Gongsun Ce looked at the dark clouds covering the moon in the sky and said, "Fortunately, Lord Bao used his quick wits to take off all his clothes. The assassin thought he was gone and left. "

One day, Zhan Zhao returned to Kaifeng with a knife. On a whim, he hummed "ants have black teeth, ants have black teeth". Suddenly, he felt a fierce light coming from behind. When he turned around, he saw a bright moon hanging high in the sky. Zhan Zhao thought, clearly in front of the sun is shining, how suddenly arrived at night? And after a pause, see what it is, in the heart a surprised, Bao Zheng's anger drifted all the way. Gongsun Ce flashed out from the side and patted Zhan Zhao on the shoulder. The thief laughed: "How can Zhan's memory be so bad? Don't you know that in Kaifeng, you have to say that black is white! "

4. Zhan Zhao told his heroic story to Dynasty and Mahan: "I went to Xiaoyao Building that day and got important information, but I was caught in the office by mistake and was seriously injured. I took a strong breath and supported it to Kaifeng. Suddenly it was dark. " Mahan asked with concern, "Did you faint?" Zhan Zhao: "No, it's Mr. Bao."

Late at night, on the way to the crime scene. Shylock suddenly pulled at John's sleeve. John, let's kiss, too. John was puzzled. "Well, what do you mean by us?" "Look at Gongsun Ce and Bao Gong in front." "Obviously, Gongsun Sheng is the only one!" "Observe, John. You saw his tongue sticking out and disappearing. "

6. Gongsun Ce always licks his handwriting lightly after dancing and writing ink, and sometimes his lips are inevitably stained with ink. When Zhan Zhao first saw it, his expression was very strange. "Mr. Gongsun, if Zhan has a problem, I wonder if he has made it right ..." "It doesn't hurt to show it to the doorman." "Did you just kiss Bao Gong?"