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10 couplets about programmers and code farmers, one of which will always make you choke
Bitter version
First line: After a night of typing code, two or three lines of tears were shed, the limbs were hollowed out, six cups of coffee, seven barrels of instant noodles, and eight tests and nine levels of approval , it can be said to be very difficult
Second line: After ten years of hard study, interviewing with ninety-eight companies, I gradually forgot about my seven emotions and six desires, and five years of blind dating with four people, I realized that after working overtime three times and going on two dates, I became a blockbuster in the new year
p>Hengpi: Who can understand me
Prayer version
First line: Document notes are all available
Bottom line: Spinal and lumbar spine recover soon
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Hengpi: Working hard
Lifestyle version
First line: Watermelon buns with three pounds per pound
Second line: Rice and white flour are 24 grams less
Horizontal batch: 1024
Newbie programmer version
First line: Three days of hard work in coding
Second line: Booming Celebrating the New Year
Horizontal batch: !@#$^amp;*()
Senior Programmer Edition
Shanghai couplet: Sitting north and facing south, one need meets the east and west
Second line: Think over and over a few lines of code to appease the central government
Horizontal batch: A generation of keyers
Student version
Upper line: Read tens of thousands of codes Line
Second line: The lower key is as if there is a god
Horizontal line: The mouse moves the curtain
Send products (and flat plates)
Top line: Talking about business and determining needs will ensure peace of mind internally and externally
Second line: Promote stability and seek development in order to get promoted and get a salary increase
Horizontal comment: Unite as one
Send products ( War version)
First line: Fuck you, ten demands, nine modifications, eight nonsense, rushed online seven times and six times
Second line: Change your motherfuckers, five In the early morning of the same day, I worked overtime at four o'clock, with three miles of lights, and one person collapsed in front of the table in two rows
Hengbiao: You can do it
The boss will send the programmer version
Up Column: I hope you can complete hundreds of functions in one go
Second line: I will reward you with ten months of salary at the end of next year
Horizontal comment: Draw cakes to satisfy your hunger
The aunt downstairs will send programmers
First line: Make less money and talk more, otherwise you will die early
Second line: Don’t work overtime and chat frequently, you won’t be a cuckold
Horizontal comment: Don’t tear people apart
Front-end version
First line: Weibo Zhihu dominates the headlines and who can compete with it
Second line: Desktop and mobile front-ends will unify the world
Horizontal comment: Everything is changing rapidly
Backend version
Upper link: Saving data and ordering interfaces are like searching a bag to retrieve objects
Bottom link: Locking and asynchronously releasing memory is as easy as grabbing
Horizontal batch: Rear part Stability
Dream version
First line: Looking up and not seeing the eighth prince
Second line: Bowing down to marry Bai Fumei
Hengbiao: Peak of life
Image version
First line: plaid clothes, jeans, wearing 800 degree glasses
Second line: cultural shirt, sneakers, cross-shoulder bag
Hengpiao: Yuan Yuanyuan
From the community version
Thanks to the friends in the Growth group
First line: Three hundred and sixty-five days a year Coding
Second line: Ten trillion nine thousand eight hundred and seventy-seven lines to find bugs
Horizontal comment: Life is worse than death
Computer room version
First line: Worship Turing only for the service to be available
Second line: Kneel down to Guan Gong but pray that the machine will never be down
Hong Kong batch: Feng Tiao code is smooth
Top line: 1011001010101101110
Bottom line: 0100110101010010001
Horizontal line: 1010
Top line: Wait for my code to be compiled
Bottom line: Marry you How good is it to be a wife
Hengbiao: No money to buy a house
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