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10 couplets about programmers and code farmers, one of which will always make you choke

Bitter version

First line: After a night of typing code, two or three lines of tears were shed, the limbs were hollowed out, six cups of coffee, seven barrels of instant noodles, and eight tests and nine levels of approval , it can be said to be very difficult

Second line: After ten years of hard study, interviewing with ninety-eight companies, I gradually forgot about my seven emotions and six desires, and five years of blind dating with four people, I realized that after working overtime three times and going on two dates, I became a blockbuster in the new year

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Hengpi: Who can understand me

Prayer version

First line: Document notes are all available

Bottom line: Spinal and lumbar spine recover soon

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Hengpi: Working hard

Lifestyle version

First line: Watermelon buns with three pounds per pound

Second line: Rice and white flour are 24 grams less

Horizontal batch: 1024

Newbie programmer version

First line: Three days of hard work in coding

Second line: Booming Celebrating the New Year

Horizontal batch: !@#$^amp;*()

Senior Programmer Edition

Shanghai couplet: Sitting north and facing south, one need meets the east and west

Second line: Think over and over a few lines of code to appease the central government

Horizontal batch: A generation of keyers

Student version

Upper line: Read tens of thousands of codes Line

Second line: The lower key is as if there is a god

Horizontal line: The mouse moves the curtain

Send products (and flat plates)

Top line: Talking about business and determining needs will ensure peace of mind internally and externally

Second line: Promote stability and seek development in order to get promoted and get a salary increase

Horizontal comment: Unite as one

Send products ( War version)

First line: Fuck you, ten demands, nine modifications, eight nonsense, rushed online seven times and six times

Second line: Change your motherfuckers, five In the early morning of the same day, I worked overtime at four o'clock, with three miles of lights, and one person collapsed in front of the table in two rows

Hengbiao: You can do it

The boss will send the programmer version

Up Column: I hope you can complete hundreds of functions in one go

Second line: I will reward you with ten months of salary at the end of next year

Horizontal comment: Draw cakes to satisfy your hunger

The aunt downstairs will send programmers

First line: Make less money and talk more, otherwise you will die early

Second line: Don’t work overtime and chat frequently, you won’t be a cuckold

Horizontal comment: Don’t tear people apart

Front-end version

First line: Weibo Zhihu dominates the headlines and who can compete with it

Second line: Desktop and mobile front-ends will unify the world

Horizontal comment: Everything is changing rapidly

Backend version

Upper link: Saving data and ordering interfaces are like searching a bag to retrieve objects

Bottom link: Locking and asynchronously releasing memory is as easy as grabbing

Horizontal batch: Rear part Stability

Dream version

First line: Looking up and not seeing the eighth prince

Second line: Bowing down to marry Bai Fumei

Hengbiao: Peak of life

Image version

First line: plaid clothes, jeans, wearing 800 degree glasses

Second line: cultural shirt, sneakers, cross-shoulder bag

Hengpiao: Yuan Yuanyuan

From the community version

Thanks to the friends in the Growth group

First line: Three hundred and sixty-five days a year Coding

Second line: Ten trillion nine thousand eight hundred and seventy-seven lines to find bugs

Horizontal comment: Life is worse than death

Computer room version

First line: Worship Turing only for the service to be available

Second line: Kneel down to Guan Gong but pray that the machine will never be down

Hong Kong batch: Feng Tiao code is smooth

Top line: 1011001010101101110

Bottom line: 0100110101010010001

Horizontal line: 1010

Top line: Wait for my code to be compiled

Bottom line: Marry you How good is it to be a wife

Hengbiao: No money to buy a house