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What are the jingles in northern Shaanxi dialect?

Huazhou people are really generous and rude.

Big extension, small fragments, obscene women are treasures.

Blind hā is bad, good, good and bad are clear.

Joy is quick, meat is slow, and people praise it.

Babies love to call liars, feel ashamed and call them strange.

Being cheated is called injury, and eating (doing) is called di (di) diě.

Flattering chan means that two people have a good relationship and it's annoying not to talk to each other.

Juè means cutting and splitting (piàn), and the needle is said to be wide (kuan).

After calling the light, the light is called Jing, naked.

Like sticks, sticks are also called "dada".

Shoulder and body exertion, which is called resistance.

Watching a big play with an old cage on your back really takes up a lot of space.

Stupidity is boredom, kissing is debt, and persistence is often said to be extreme (~ important).

Put on the board head (stool), put on qia for the baby, and go to the wild slope to keep warm.

For touch, it is a collision with a wound, a violent lifting or hiding (release).

The medicine tastes bitter, but noisy. It will be better to eat three times of Ci 'an disease.

The light one is sweet, the salty one is idle, the fragrant one is all quān, and the energetic one is stubborn.

"Failure and collapse" and "broken work" have the same meaning, and everything is corrupt and cannot be done.

The word "Xiang" is pronounced (up or down), and the car should not be called Ah Na.

Cold water, eyebrows and eyes have the same meaning, all of which mean that people are in the wrong direction.

Greed is sharp and soft, and nothing is damaged, which is called roundness.

To try a fire is to try it. Call it a fire.

Dong rotten son means to get into trouble, and blocking is blocking.

The villain is called stubborn. If you want to be stubborn, depression is called hard day.

Hot is called flipping, cold is called ice, and excessive attention is called coquetry.

The water for washing pots and bowls is called bad water, and the taste of leftovers is called disgusting si gas.

Call porcelain stupid, call melon stupid, sew clothes with needles.

Crossing obstacles is called stilts, and stretching your legs is called hippia.

Hard objects are also called porcelain, and rough objects are not just called sei.

Cleverness is a ghost, but wiping the table is a horse.

Jumping, jumping and running are all called bouncing bíe, and mosquitoes bite into zan.

Chatting is very casual, and thoughtful talk is called circle.

Wandering calls waves, rushing calls out, and mixed calls out.

Walking is called turning around, and Chang 'an people say staring is watching.

"Walking and keeping" and "keeping" all mean standing (stopping) and shouting to the end.

Grasping and grasping are both called grasping, and the nest is a hard-bent stick.

Everyone calls the rabbit's lip (cleft lip) a gap and the camel a pot.

Poke with something, poke with a stick.

The loud and harsh voice is called bell, and the gentle touch is called duo.

Playing tan is called pan, cold refers to malicious, and the word is pronounced as a bundle.

When the number is accurate, it is called Cunque, which is often called Ken.

"Take" and "take" are two different things, and they are said to be the same.

"It doesn't matter" means "nothing is impossible" and "no problem" means "nothing can be done without a horse".

Development history:

Northern Shaanxi dialect is the local language of northern Shaanxi. Folk customs in northern Shaanxi are colorful, and so are dialects in northern Shaanxi.

Northern Shaanxi dialect belongs to the Jin family of northern languages. According to Professor Liu Yulin of Yan 'an University, there are 24 initials in northern Shaanxi dialect, three more than that in Mandarin, namely, full voiced initials V and Z and sub-voiced initials NG; There are 43 vowels, and there is no vowel ending with the preceding nasal vowel in the dialect. In most places, the tone is reserved. In most counties, the tone values of the four tones of Ping, Shang, Qu and Jin are distinct, and it is not easy to be confused. The languages of Wubao, Qingjian and Yanchuan are special and difficult to understand.

Northern Shaanxi dialect is simple, vivid, vivid and rich. Northern Shaanxi is a closed place with weak Confucian culture, so its customs have many characteristics, especially many ancient customs are preserved.