Three jokes about Xiaoming and his mother

? Xiaoming's mother: Mingming, your father bought you a thick copy of Animal World.

Xiaoming: Mom, what is the world?

Ming's mother: Mm-hmm-the world is your mother, and your mother is your world now. When you grow up, your wife is your world.

? Second, childhood friends.

Xiaoming: Mom, what is a childhood friend?

? Ming's mother: Haha, childhood friends are the house where you often play with Wang Xiaohua. When I was a child, I played fake, but when I grew up, I played real.

? Three, you are my eyes.

? Xiaoming: Mom, how can you sing? You are my eyes and my crutches. How can I be your eyes and crutches? Can I still play with Xiaohua?

? Mom Ming: Baby, you can do it. Mom means that mom is old, can't see and can't walk. You help her walk and tell her.

? Xiaoming: I'm not. I have to lead the baby to play, just like dad.