Does anyone know the story about the battle between the child Jie Jin and the prime minister?

This happened during the Ming Dynasty.

There is a tofu shop on Shuiximen Street in Nanjing. The shopkeeper's surname is Jie, Pei Ran, from Shandong, over fifty years old. He has only one wife and no children.

One day, the old couple became ill. No one is pushing the wheels anymore, and no one can do business anymore. Lao Jie said to his wife:

"Look, having a daughter is half the work of a man. I am over fifty and I have no children. What will I do in the future? You don't Are you going to raise one out of anger?"

There is no need to be angry about this.

When Lao Jie was fifty-five years old, he unexpectedly gave birth to a son who was both white and fat. Needless to say, the old couple were very happy. She loves this child like the apple of her eye. Time flies so fast, and I am six years old in a flash. The child is quite clever. He will read when he sees people reading, and he will also read when he sees people writing letters. But one thing is that this child can't speak. Lao Jie was annoyed and thought: Don't force yourself if you don't have a son. If you have a son, you will be mute.

On this day, Lao Jie asked someone to help settle a tofu account. As usual, the child came over and watched him endlessly. Lao Jie became anxious and gave the child a mouth, bang!

"What are you looking at?"

The child became anxious and opened his mouth:

"I see someone writing."

Lao Jie heard it; strange, strange, the child spoke.

"Well, okay! If you like to study, I'll buy you books and send you to school!"

When I'm happy, I don't forget about the debt and just pick up two tofu buckets. Walk. how? Send this kid to school and sell tofu. I bought three books on the way, namely "Three Character Classic", "Thousand Character Classic" and "Hundred Family Surnames". Went straight to the study. The teacher in the study room is named Luo. When he arrived at Teacher Luo's door, Lao Jie called the door, but he was afraid of delaying the business, so he shouted and called the door:

"Teacher Tofu, Teacher Tofu..."

The teacher said Listen: Why, I have become a tofu teacher. I opened the door and saw that it was Lao Jie.

"Lao Jie, where did I lose your tofu money?"

"No, I sent the child to school."

The teacher saw this The child has delicate features and looks quite smart, so I cherish him very much.

"Okay, come in!"

Lao Jie carried the tofu bucket to the courtyard and put it down, then followed him into the study. The teacher said:

"What's this child's name?"

"It's called Mute."

"Is there anyone called Mute?"

< p>"If he can't speak, then he is called a mute."

"Isn't this booing! Can a mute study? Take him away quickly." Originally, there was no school for the deaf at that time.

"He can talk now." "Okay! Let me ask. What is your name?"

"My father never went to school and didn't give you a name." < /p>

When the teacher heard that not only was the child not mute, but his speech was quite reasonable, he was happy: "I will name you Jie Jin, and the big one is Hongkui."

Lao Jie was beside him and said anxiously: "Sir, don't let this kid lose his temper!"

"What? You can go your own way! At the end of the month, you will give me two sling repair money. Come." "Sir, we are a poor man and can't afford so much tuition." "Then I'll teach him for free." The teacher still really likes this child and is willing to teach him for free. "Then I can't call you Bai Jiao. This child will study with you for one day, and I'll give you two pieces of tofu."

When the teacher heard this, I changed my teaching to tofu: "You Yeah, don't make trouble here, I don't want anything, just come and see me, and that's all." Lao Jie left happily.

The teacher called the child: "Xie Jin, come here and I will give you a letter."

The first book was "Hundred Family Surnames". The teacher said: "Three times, Zhao Qian and Sun Li, Zhou Wu and Zheng Wang, Feng Chen and Chu Wei, Jiang Chen and Han Yang, Zhu Qin Youxu, He Lu Shi Zhang. Read on!"

Xie Jin Said: "You gave it three times, but I didn't read it." "Then two times!" "I didn't read it twice." "The last time?!" "I didn't read it even once." "Then don't go to school, go home!" "Teacher, you let me study here, why did you let me leave again?" ""yes! There are only eight characters in one trip, and you are unwilling to learn them. How can you say that you are still half way through? ""No! Teacher, you taught me too little, so I won’t read it until you teach me more.

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The teacher heard this; after all these years of teaching, I have never encountered such a child who was so dissatisfied from the beginning. "Several, it's easy to handle." I'll give you four trips. "I won't even read it four times." "That's the first half, eight times!" "I don't even read half of it." "What about you?" "The teacher was a little puzzled. "You give me the first book and I will read it. "One book?" What else do you have to carry when you look back? " At that time, I just read, recite, and beat. After I finished memorizing, I didn't talk about it. If I couldn't memorize it, I beat you.

The teacher was afraid that the children wouldn't know, so they kept reminding them. The child said: "Recite. If I don't come up, the teacher will beat me, but I won't complain. "Okay, I'll give you a book!" Come here: Zhao Qian, Sun Li, Zhou Wu, King Zheng... Situ Sikong, the surname of hundreds of families. Just read it. "

The person said, why is it so fast? No, I am reciting a book "Hundred Family Surnames" here, and everyone fell asleep.

This child is holding a book My son went back to his desk and put the book on the table, but he didn't read. At that time, the child's upper body was shaking when he was studying. This was called "being busy and forgetting to be tired". Why didn't he study at that time? I know how to say it, and I keep reciting it. When I read it, my upper body should not move, my eyes are fixed on the book, and I can't hear it. ——This child, pick up your finger. , dip some water and write on the table. Write Zhao first, then Qian, just write it word by word.

Why doesn’t this guy read it? She secretly called him: "Jie Jin, recite it quickly. If you can't memorize it, the teacher will beat you later." "

Xie Jin ignored him. The primary school student called that primary school student, "Hey! Senior brother, look, he doesn’t read it either. ""Why! Junior brother, look, he doesn’t read. "

This one asked that one to read, and that one asked this one to read. After a while, all the more than sixty students in the study stopped reading and looked at him alone. The teacher was reading the "Book of Songs" there. I looked at it, and when I heard the silence in the study room, I looked up: What? No more reading! Okay, no matter if you read it or not, if you can’t memorize it, you will be beaten. Jin, the teacher slapped the ruler on the table: "Endorsement!" "

The child was startled. He hadn't read a single sentence of what he was memorizing. The teacher didn't care. He called: "Wang Wenyuan, come here and memorize." "

This child has already recited the "Three Character Sutra". He went up to the three lines. It is: "In the beginning, human nature is good. Their natures are similar, but their habits are far away. If they are not taught, their nature will change." "He, after looking at Jie Jin for a while, remembered the first two sentences and forgot all the rest. He came up with an idea: put the book in front of the teacher without closing it, exposing the place where he was reading, and behind it He didn't come down, so he could look back secretly. Unexpectedly, as soon as he turned around, the teacher closed the book. He didn't know where to start, so he recited: "In the beginning, people are by nature good. If you turn around, you can't see it." "Back down." "If you turn it over, you can't see it, you can't recite it, and you can't read it." "

He has found something wrong here.

The teacher was so angry: "Go! Kneel there and read! "If you don't teach, your nature will change..." Why do you do it so early?

Jian Duanjie said that none of the sixty or so children could memorize it. The teacher thought: When Xie Jin comes today, No one has memorized the book. If he fails to memorize it again and is the culprit, I will hit him hard: "Jie Jin, come and memorize it!" "

The child took the book and bowed to the saint. He bowed to the teacher, put the book on the table, and turned around: "Zhao Qian Sunli... Hundreds of surnames end. "He memorized it.

The teacher said: "If you kid doesn't tell the truth, I will beat you. Have you studied elsewhere? "Teacher, I just learned to speak, but I really haven't read it." "

Fathers and mothers all over the world love it. The teacher was very happy when he saw how smart this child was: "You all looked at him and didn't memorize it at all, but he has memorized it. Let's all go home and have dinner. Read it carefully this afternoon. If you can't memorize it, I'll beat you one by one.

After going to school in the afternoon, Xie Jin took the "Thousand-Character Classic" and went to the teacher: "Teacher, please teach me this book." "Ah, I read two books a day!" I can't teach you, I will forget quickly if I read too much, and I will bite off more than I can chew. Just memorize what you learned in the morning. ”

From now on, the teacher teaches this child to read, and he is always more meticulous than other children, and he reads more books than others. The child doesn’t know what to say, so he comes to ask. After one year of reading, the child Read the "Book of Songs". By the second year, this child started to write articles and could write poems.

His poems never caused trouble.

One day when it rained, he came home from school and walked to the door of Prime Minister Cao's house. He wanted to go to the doorway to take shelter from the rain. As soon as he went up the steps, he slipped and fell. The servants and servants of Prime Minister Cao's residence were sitting on lazy stools on both sides of the entrance to the mansion. When they saw it, everyone laughed. The children thought: I fell down, why are you still laughing? He went up the steps and bowed to everyone: "Uncles and uncles, you are all cooling off here." "That's right." "Then what are you laughing at?"

When everyone heard this, I can't answer, what should I say? You fell down and we laughed, it was ridiculous. Just say: "You fell down, you didn't cry, we laughed." In fact, this is not ridiculous. "Uncles and uncles, are you bored?" "How about being bored?" "I will write a poem for you, okay?" "A child of this age can do poetry, okay, tell me about it!" < /p>

The child opened his mouth and came:

"Spring rain is as precious as oil,

It rained all over the street,

The scholar fell down, < /p>

Laughing like a bunch of cows."

"This kid is scolding all of us!" "Whose child is this?" "Our back garden is across from Lao Jie's house. ""Let's go find their adults!"

Took the child to the tofu shop. "Lao Jie, you kids are swearing."

Lao Jie came out and took a look. He didn't dare to mess with the people in the prime minister's house - the seventh-rank official in front of the prime minister's door. Just ask the child: "Why did you curse?"

"Dad, I didn't curse." "You didn't curse? Read out the poem you just made and let your dad hear it!"

"What I did just now is:

Spring rain is as precious as oil,

It rained all over the street,

Falled the scholar,

You’re going to make all your friends laugh.”

“Hey! You kid, you’re really good at making up lies. Aren’t you going to make all your friends laugh?” ', I treat them as friends. They are willing to be bullies, and we can't care about them. "Why are we so unlucky! Lao Jie, if you don't care about this child, you will be in big trouble tomorrow. '"

Another day, Lao Jie was returning home from selling tofu. He met Gu Jin on the way, and they were leaving together. When I walked past the entrance of a grain store, I saw two monks, both chained with shackles and escorted by two servants. They went to the grain store to buy tea. Untie the knot and take a look: How could these two monks commit crimes? Monks should "jump out of the three realms and not be in the five elements"! Well, not a good person! When the child got angry, he came over and hugged the monk: "Two great masters, what is the name of this you are wearing around your neck?"

The monk said: "I don't know." "I know, this is Call you." "I know you still ask!" "Shall I write a poem for you?" "You know how to write poetry?"

The child pointed with his hand. , said:

"Being a monk is still in shackles,

It is illegal to lose your hair,

Two pieces of ruthless wood,

hold a big watermelon between them ."

"Whose child is this? Why is he so annoying!"

Lao Jie came over quickly: "Master, don't be angry, this child can't speak, why does his head look like this? Where is the watermelon? What color is the watermelon and what color is the head?"

The two servants were afraid that they would argue: "Okay, okay, you can leave too."

Lao Xie arrived home. , and said to this child: "If I listen to you write poetry again, I will beat you."

But this child is used to it, and he will do it whenever he opens his mouth. The old man asked the child to sweep the floor: "Sweep this place." The child said, "Sweep the ground in front of the court slowly." "Cover the chicken, and the chickens will run away." The child said, "Lightly cover the chicken in the cage." "What's going on? You're excited and doing it again!" "You're obviously talking and asking me to recite poetry." Not a single line of poetry was spared.

The child studied until he was nine years old, on the twenty-sixth day of the twelfth lunar month. The teacher said: "School is over. School will start on the sixth day of the Lunar New Year next year."

Xie Jin said: "Teacher, I will come on the second day of the Lunar New Year next year." The teacher said: "Come all, don't come." "Teacher "Why don't you let me come?" "Nonsense, I will teach you next year, you will teach me!" "What will I teach you?" You have read it all. Let me ask you this, if you become prosperous, where will you put me as your teacher?"

How can this child speak: "Teacher, if my disciple becomes prosperous, Never forget the kindness of my teacher.

""good! You can come whenever you want next year. It doesn't matter, we can recite a poem and answer it. I’ll give you two ounces of money and go home to celebrate the New Year. "Three years of studying in vain, and still getting two ounces of money.

The child went home with his schoolbag and desk (this desk is made of three boards, nailed with hinges) , not much bigger than a small bench. When I was in school, I brought a small table like this. When I got home, I saw fried tofu. Since there were many vegetarian dishes, the children came in and asked for it. He shouted: "Dad, let me help you light the fire."

Lao Jie took a look and said, "Why did you get the desk back?" "It's annual vacation." "I have to go there next year. Why do I need a desk?" "The teacher won't let me go next year." ""Why? "The teacher said: Next year, he will teach me, or I will teach him." "Stop talking nonsense, as long as you can write two pieces of tofu account." Wait, we can fry the tofu, I will take you to the street, buy two flowers for your mother, some cannons for you, some fish, some meat, and have a good New Year. Buy two more pairs and stick them on them, like celebrating the New Year. "Post a pair, no need to buy." "What if you don't buy it?" "You buy some paper, my dear, I can write." "What's wrong?" You can write pairs! oops! In our family, even I have not been able to read for eight lifetimes. It's your turn, kid, you can write a couplet, kid, kid! You are simply pouring boiling water on the grave - you have deceived the ancestors. "

He was just making wisecracks. "Okay! I'm going to buy paper. You have written well and posted it on the door for others to see. It is an honor for me and me, and it is also a shame for you, my dear. "

I bought it back after a while. "Son, you write, I'll go buy groceries. "

The child thought: If I want to write, I have to write a decent couplet. I can't write something like "Han Dynasty tiles are inscribed with longevity, Zhou copper plates are inscribed with wealth and good luck", or something like "Hong Fan Jiuchou" It’s so tacky to talk about wealth, “Ten chapters and a half of financial management in college”. Yes, go out and find a question.

When I walked out of the gate, I saw that across from me was the back garden of Prime Minister Cao’s mansion. The Prime Minister is easy to take care of. The bamboos are lush and tall. Looking in from the outside of the wall, it looks really good. When the child saw this question, he went back to the room and picked up his pen and wrote: The first couplet is "The door is facing a thousand bamboos." , the second line is "Ten Thousand Volumes of Books in the House", and the horizontal line is "Large Articles". When I finish writing, I tie it up and paste it up outside. I sit there and write on the door again. Dui'er, God of Wealth Dui'er, Stove King Dui'er, Fu Zi'er, Hengpi, Dou Fang, Go out to see happiness, raise your head to see happiness, Spring Tiao'er... This kid is really troubled.

He is in trouble. He knew that he would get into trouble by sticking the pair on the door.

He just happened to catch up with Prime Minister Cao coming home from court, with his steward Cao An in front. The prime minister asked Cao An to open the sedan curtain to see the lively scene on the New Year street, so he went around to the back street to look at the plaques on both sides and the pairs of shops. The couplet is "Business is booming all over the world, and the wealth is prosperous as far as Sanjiang." Oh, the oil and salt shop is tacky. Let's look at another couplet: "Su Jizi was the prime minister of the Six Kingdoms, and Zhang Gongzhi returned the treasure to the fifth generation." "It is prosperous", the horizontal comment is "the country is prosperous and the people are convenient". Oh, the pawnshop, tacky! Look again: "The scholar in black clothes comes in, and the scholar in white face comes out", this is a barber's shed, tacky. Look again: "Carry the mountain treasure in exchange for it" The national treasure returns to the treasure land and sells gold with black gold to fill the Golden Gate." This is a coal shop, an old cliché.

Why does the Prime Minister pay attention to this? Because he is the imperial teacher of Nan Study (Nan Study is the emperor) The place where he studied). The emperor of this dynasty studied with him and was very knowledgeable, so he wanted to look at the plaque and see how well it was written.

Just look at it. We arrived at Doufufang. Because Doufufang's couplet is a five-character door-to-heart pairing with large characters, so the Prime Minister saw the couplet posted by Doufufang from afar. He was happy before he saw any words. I thought to myself: Why is Doufufang posting couplets again? I heard that no one in Doufufang could read the couplets in eight lifetimes, so it was so fun to post those couplets every year! "Business is prospering all over the world." The person who wrote the couplet knew that he didn't know how to read, so he wrote "Three shots for the prosperity of wealth" on the second line. He didn't know it, so he posted it on the second line, and it was the first line. It was posted at the bottom, and the second line was posted at the top. It was posted so early this year, I don’t know what kind of joke it is.

The sedan arrived not far from the entrance of Tofu House. The Prime Minister was stroking his beard and getting ready for fun, but he could not understand the words clearly. The first couplet is "The door faces a thousand bamboos", yo! Changed the words. I stroked my beard and looked at the second line "Ten thousand volumes of books in my family" and said, "Ah!" In a hurry, I pulled out four strands from my beard. There was a talented person in the tofu shop! "The door is opposite a thousand bamboos" takes my bamboo as its title. This second couplet is outrageous, "My family has thousands of books." The small tofu shop can be said to have thousands of books in its possession! I am the imperial teacher of the Municipal Study House, and I am studying with you today. Even such a big prime minister’s house does not dare to write about the thousands of books in the family collection! How unreasonable! When I looked at Hengpi again, it became even more popular, "large articles"? nonsense! Tofu Fang should read "big chunks of tofu".

The more the prime minister thought about it, the more angry he became, so he called the housekeeper:

"Cao An, go ask Doufu Fang who wrote this pairing, and bring him to see me!"

"Yes!"

Cao An just turned around and left. The prime minister thought to himself: No, if I catch the person and tear off his pair, they will say that I use the big to suppress the small, and use the official to bully the people. Forget it, let’s talk about it when we get home. He changed his words: "Cao An, let's talk about it when we go home."

The prime minister went home and sat in his study and thought: OK, how did he write and post this couple? How could he tear it off himself. Isn't the first line "a door facing a thousand bamboos"? I'll tell you "a door facing a wall". "Cao An, come on! Go to the garden, find Wang San with the flower handle, Zhao Si the water carrier, Liu the concierge, plus you, the four of you, cut off half of the bamboo in the back garden, leaving only the bare Half of it, throw the bamboo hat across the wall, so that no bamboo can be seen outside. Go!"

Cao An went to the back garden and found Wang San, Zhao Si, and Lao Liu, four people peeled bamboo. Cao An doesn't want to do this. It would be great to take a break during the Chinese New Year. He can shave bamboo heads for fun. After peeling them all, they threw them outside the wall with a bang. When they were done, they went to reply to the Prime Minister: "Come back to me, all the bamboo hats were thrown out." "Can't you see anything outside?" "Can't see them anymore. ""Go, go to the tofu shop and see if the pair on the door has been torn?"

The prime minister wants to know this: You can have thousands of bamboos at your door. "Juan Shu" Wow, you are facing the wall and you want to have "thousands of books in your home", that's not right. He will definitely tear this pair apart.

Cao An left the Prime Minister's Mansion and went straight to Tofu Factory. As I approached the tofu shop, I looked from a distance and saw that the pair was still stuck there. Take a closer look: Huh? The prime minister said it was a five-character couplet, so why is this pair a six-character couplet?

What is going on?

Isn’t the child still writing in the room? As he writes, he thinks: My door is so nice. There must be many people outside looking at it now. Take a look outside. When I got to the door, I saw no one was there. Then I looked up and looked across: Yo! Where have all the bamboos gone? While I was wondering here, I heard chirping, chirping, and bamboo hats were being thrown out from the wall. How could such a good bamboo be cut into half? What a pity! What's going on? The child rolled his eyes and understood, and said in his heart: Oh! For my pair. As the saying goes: The prime minister's belly can hold a boat, but this prime minister's belly can't even hold a boat, let alone a boat. When I think about it, I must be angry because of my second line. Originally, if a tofu shop like me dared to write thousands of books in my family, then his Prime Minister's Mansion would be very ugly. He was tearing my pair apart. He was afraid that he would bully others, so he cut off half of the bamboo to make my pair unsecured and make me tear up the pair. Okay, you are small-minded, so don’t blame me, I’ll make you angry. Dude, not only don't tear it apart, but also add two more words. Prime Minister, it would be strange if I didn't let your bamboo be dug up by the roots. The child returned to the house, cut two pieces of paper, wrote the character "short" and the character "long", painted them with glutinous rice, and pasted them outside.

After posting it, he saw a lot of bamboos thrown on the ground. He went inside and called his father: "Dad, the Prime Minister knows that we will make a lot of tofu next year. He is afraid that we will not have enough firewood, so he peeled all the bamboo hats." Come down and use it as firewood for us. Hurry up and pick it up. "Stop talking nonsense. Would the Prime Minister be willing to give away such good bamboo?" "If you don't believe me, come and have a look with me." "

Lao Jie went outside and took a look: "It's really for us! "The two of them hugged each other when they were in the hospital and piled up half a pile. The old commentator said: "The Prime Minister is very kind to us. "The child said in his heart: You don't know how much trouble I have caused. After picking it up and closing the door, Cao Anke came. Cao An took a look: Oh, it's not torn! Okay.

He wiped his head and ran back to the Prime Minister's study: "Go back with me, I was ordered to go to the tofu shop to see the pair..." "Is the pair gone?" "Yes, not only is there, it seems to have grown out again." "Nonsense, does the pair have any potential to grow outside?" "No, it's six words." "The first line is 'the door is opposite to a thousand bamboos', and the second line is 'the family has thousands of books'." "Long".

"The first couplet has an extra word "short", and the second couplet has an extra word "long". Wow! My bamboo is short, but his book is really long. ! Cao An, go to the back garden, find Wang San and the four of you, dig up the bamboo by the roots, and throw it out from the wall. Personally, I plan bamboo. Complaining while digging. It's Chinese New Year. I just finished shaving Bamboo's head and gave him a pedicure. After planing the bamboo, they threw it outside the wall.

Cao An ran to the study: "Come back with me, the bamboo has been dug up to the roots." "Is there any left?" "Not a single tree left." "Well, you go to the tofu shop. Let's take a look, that pair of promises is gone. ""Yes."

Cao An left the Prime Minister's Mansion and came to the door of Tofu House to take a look: Oh, why are there two more words, Prime Minister? , what will you do this time? You have plowed the bamboo up to the roots but not the pieces. If you continue to be angry with him, it’s time to demolish the house.

What's going on?

Didn’t the kid pick up the bamboo hat with Lao Jie and then go back to the house to write blessings and other words? While the child was writing, he heard the sound of chirping, chirping, chirping on the street, and the child understood. He called Lao Jie: "Dad, the Prime Minister is afraid that we don't have enough firewood to burn, so we will dig up the bamboo roots and throw them out."

"No way!" "If you don't believe me, just take a look."

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When the father and son came out to see, it was not true. The child even called his mother, and the three of them hugged bamboos in the courtyard, and the small courtyard was full of bamboos. The old commentator said: "The prime minister is so kind-hearted. He has never been so generous." The child said in his heart: This time the trouble has been big. If you want to tear off the pair now, nothing will happen. If you don't tear it up, it will be a disaster. Right and wrong. Then I thought, if such a grown-up fights with me, I won’t tear him apart. The child got angry. When I returned to the house, I cut two more pieces of paper and wrote the word "no" and the word "have". After I finished writing, I pasted them under the opposite door. Just after posting it, Cao An happened to come and took a look: Hey! interesting. After wiping his head, he ran back and forth and came to the study: "Come back with me, that couple in Tofu Fang..." "It's torn!" "It's still attached." "Not torn?" "Not only is it not torn, it's also long. Come out with a piece. It's like, "There are thousands of bamboos in the door, but there are thousands of books in the house."

"Wow! My bamboo is short, but his book is still there." , It’s really annoying! You can’t blame me for bullying others! Go to Tofu Shop first, and then bring the person who wrote the pair to me in chains!”

The seventh-ranking official in front of the prime minister's door, no matter how old the master is, how old the slave is, Cao An is also very popular: I got it at the end of the Lunar New Year, and I went to the tofu shop eight times because of a pair. I have to ask who wrote this couplet, I must vent my anger. When we arrived at the door of Tofu House, there was a loud buzzing, and Lao Xie came out and opened the door. He took a look and said, "Who do I think I am? It turns out to be the housekeeper of the Prime Minister's Mansion. When the housekeeper comes here, something must be wrong."

"Of course there is something." "I guess, the New Year is coming, the prime minister is going to make some vegetarian dishes, and he plans to take care of me. Tell me, how many pieces of tofu, how many pieces of dried tofu, how many shredded tofu, how much fried tofu?"

"You sold it all to me! Let me ask you, who wrote the couplet at the door?" "My son wrote it." "Okay!" "The housekeeper is so complimentary. "

"Who is praising you? Do you know how much trouble he caused by writing this pair of words? Because of this pair of words, my prime minister went to Qingzhu twice and asked him to tear up the couplet. Not only did he not Instead, he added words again and again to make fun of my prime minister. He asked me to tear up the couplet and lock the person who wrote the couplet!"

< p>Lao Jie trembled with fright when he heard this: "Master Butler, if you are a little tired, go back and tell the Prime Minister that he is not at home." "No, where did he go when he was not at home?" "Write in the house. That's right." "Nonsense, don't bother, just call out."

Lao Jie entered the door, slammed it shut, and locked the bolt. I ran into the house and took a look. The child was still writing.

The old man was anxious about this, anxious and angry, so he came over and gave the child a slap in the face: "Why are you still writing! How can the prime minister I mentioned be so kind-hearted! There are very good bamboos for us to light the fire! We have been making trouble for a long time, yes You wrote the couplet. The prime minister got angry and asked the housekeeper to come here and lock people in! "Don't be afraid, Dad. How many people did he send?" "Jingren, there are no horses!" Butler, we can't stand it!" "Don't worry, I'll send him back." "What's going on? I'll see how you send him away!" Just leave. Outside, Cao An was even more angry because Lao Jie had barred the door. He kept banging on the door: "Open quickly! Open quickly!" The child said calmly, "Who is making noise outside the door?" When Cao An heard this, he asked: "Why are you so sad?" where? "Open the door quickly, it's me."

The child opened the door, saw Cao An, and bowed deeply: "Who am I? It turns out that the steward of the Prime Minister's Mansion has arrived. The students have not been far away to welcome him, so why don't you invite me?" "Forgive me."

"My prime minister went to Qingzhu twice because of your pairing. Instead of tearing it apart, you kept adding words to make fun of my prime minister. My prime minister was annoyed and sent me. Lock you up with a chain."

"Ah! Don't be unreasonable!"

Cao An shouted to the child: " Ah - what's going on?"

"Master steward, let me ask you, is my student a murderer?" "But a robber?" "Not really. "Don't say that my student is not a murderer. Even if he is a murderer, a robber, and a local official, it will not bother your prime minister. He wants to see my couplets and my beautiful handwriting. He wants to follow me." If you want to ask for advice, you can take the worship box and send the invitation. My student can make friends through literature and come into the house to talk. Why, lock me up? You bold slave, you disgusting thing, make loud noises and make trouble unreasonably in front of my tofu shop. , It’s so disgusting!”

“I came here on foot, you bastard!”

Cao An called him. I was so dizzy writing that I turned around and ran away in anger. I thought: Wow, I let the tofu dregs write me off. As soon as he entered the study: "Go back with me, you bastard!" "Who's driving?" "That's a scumbag scolding me." "Who is a dregs of tofu?" "Isn't the young shopkeeper of Tofu Fang just a dregs of tofu?" "That's right. ! If you want to call someone a young shopkeeper of a tofu shop, just call him a young shopkeeper. If you don't want to call him a young shopkeeper, why don't you call him a scumbag for no reason? ""Hey! What a bad luck! Listen to me. I didn't call him a tofu scumbag when I first met him. When I called the door, Lao Jie came out and started talking to me. He asked me how much dried tofu and shredded tofu I wanted to buy. After saying that, he turned around and closed the door. When I called the door again, I heard someone asking: "Who is making noise outside the door?" I said, "Open the door, it's me." When I opened the door, a child came out, he said. : "Who am I? It turns out that the steward of the Prime Minister's Mansion has arrived. The student did not come far to greet me. Please forgive me. ’” “Are you scolding you?” "Listen, you are scolding me later!" "Stop being wordy and speak quickly!" "

Cao An answered the child's questions and asked the prime minister to take the prayer box. When the prime minister heard it, he said: This child is awesome! Not good, okay! "Cao An, take my prayer box. Put an invitation and ask him to come! "

Cao An was so angry when he heard this: "Come back to me, if you want to eat tofu, we can get it on credit at the oil and salt shop..."

"Who can give me the credit? Tofu? "If you don't want credit, why would you treat someone with a crappy invitation?" "What do you know? He is a white boy. I am a high-ranking official in the court. I will send you an invitation. If he accepts it, I will be called a minor offender. The lighter one will be a 'fa' crime. The more serious one will not survive. Understand." ? "

Cao An asked the child to shout like this, which frightened him: "Ah - what's going on? "

"Master Butler, let me ask you, is my student a murderer? "No." "But a robber?" "No." "Yes!" "Don't say that my student is not a murderer. Even if he is a murderer, a robber, or a local official, he will not be able to interfere with your prime minister." If your prime minister wants to see my couplets with good words and beautiful handwriting, and wants to ask me for advice, you can take the worship box and send an invitation. My student uses literature to make friends, so he can come into the house to talk. Why, lock me up? You bold slave, abominable thing, you are making loud noises and making unreasonable troubles in front of my tofu shop. It is really abominable! How did you get here? ”

“I came here on foot.

"Come here, go back, you bastard!" "

Cao An was so dizzy from writing that he turned around and ran away in anger. He thought to himself: Okay, I've let the bastard write me a meal. As soon as he entered the study: "Go back to me, you bastard! "Who's driving?" "This is a scumbag scolding me." "Who is the scumbag?" "Isn't the young shopkeeper of the tofu shop just a tofu dregs?" ""Should! If you want to call someone the young shopkeeper of a tofu shop, just call him a young shopkeeper. If you don't want to call him a young shopkeeper, call him a student. If you call him a tofu scumbag for no reason, why don't you scold him? ""Hi! What bad luck! You listen to me. I didn't call him a jerk the moment we met him. When I called the door at the tofu shop, Lao Jie came out first and started talking nonsense with me, asking me how much dried tofu and shredded tofu I bought. I did as you said, and he turned around and closed the door. When I called the door again, I heard someone inside asking: "Who is making noise outside the door?" ’ I said, ‘Open the door, it’s me. 'I opened the door and saw a child coming out. He said, "Who do I think it is? It turns out that the housekeeper of the Prime Minister's Mansion has arrived. The student didn't come far to greet me. Please forgive me.'" "Are you scolding you?"?/ca>< /p>