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1. Don't frown, I'll go. —— Excerpted from the comments on Netease Cloud Music Rene Liu's Love You Very Much.

2. I didn't delete the photos, I just encrypted them, I didn't lose anything, I put them in that big box, and you, I didn't forget, I sorted you out, put you in those love songs and put you in those sleepless nights. -Netease Cloud Music Hot Review "Don't Think About Me"

3. Yes, your wifi is online. It's time for you to get up. You 4G, you should be out. You 2G, it's time to go back to your hometown. You're 4G again, you're back from the countryside, and you're playing with friends. It's 4G at night. Are you afraid to go out with a boy or a girl? You have wifi in the middle of the night and should be at home. It doesn't show on the internet. It should be sleeping. So, when will you call me back? -Hot review of "Then You"

A person has only one chance to love someone in his life without feeling ashamed and ashamed. —— Excerpted from Netease Cloud Music Eason Chan's Long Time No See.

5. "The most regrettable thing when I was a student was that I didn't read the book well, and the people I liked didn't get together, so I didn't look like a wanted man in live high" —— A hot comment on Netease Cloud Music "In a hurry that year"

6. Passing your downstairs, the car stopped. You sent me a message: I'm married, so leave me alone! I didn't reply to your message, because I picked you up by bike for three years, and he sent you three times by Audi, so you got married. Going downstairs is only a habit for three years. I'm glad to see through you so early. You called me yesterday: he was having an affair. What should I do? I said, what did you think of me when you were having an affair? -"It's over"

7. My friend asked me what it was like to have a secret love. My subconscious answer is: I saw my favorite toy in the store and wanted to buy it, but I didn't have enough money. I try to save money. Looking back, I found that the price had gone up, so I wanted to save more money. When I felt almost the same, I went back and found that I had bought it. I hope I won't see this toy in the garbage, otherwise I will still pick it up. —— Excerpted from Netease Cloud Music Linda Chung's "In fact, I am not happy"

After listening to this song, I immediately booked a plane ticket at five o'clock in the afternoon to meet you in Beijing. So this time I'll try my best to tell you, can you promise me that you won't get married until I get into graduate school and come to Beijing to find you? No matter how much I don't like Beijing, Beijing has you. Hangzhou without you is as beautiful as Beijing without you. -"Ten Miles of Spring Breeze"

9. Someone asked me what it was like to miss the extreme. Once I sent him good night, and I woke up four times a night to check my mobile phone. It's that terrible hazy consciousness In my dream, I dreamed that he seemed to return my message, and then I was consciously pulled out of my dream and immediately went to see my mobile phone. You see, this is probably because I miss you so much that I don't even want to let go of my dream. But the missing after separation is called "superfluous"! -Hot review of Heart

10. When her daughter got married, her father said to her: Daughter, you should respect your husband. You can even worship him. But remember, don't tell me about the contradictions and unhappy things between you. Because you will forgive him eventually, and I won't. —— Excerpted from Netease Cloud Music "Prisoner Bird"

1 1. I heard a girl crying on the phone downstairs: "Why didn't you answer my phone?" Why don't you pay attention to me? " I thought it was another girlfriend checking posts on the phone. When I passed her, I heard her crying and said, "If you want to say goodbye, just say it well. Don't not answer the phone. People will worry about your safety. You know, you get distracted while driving. I'm afraid something will happen to you. Don't scare me when we break up ... "Feelings, how great and how humble. -Lai Weifeng commented "Is it enough?"

12. I have become a girl who has the cheek to listen to dirty jokes at will, but when I think of you, I still want to wear a white skirt to show you. -"In a hurry that year" hot comment

13. "In a rage, you slam the door and leave at once. Maybe only loved ones are qualified to do so. My grandmother keeps a black dog and usually eats leftovers. No matter whether she sleeps in the spring, summer, autumn and winter at night, no one treats her as a pet dog, and no one touches her gently, but she never runs away when she unties the chain during the day. I think she must be afraid to leave. -Yoga Lin "Who listens to you in the world"

14. Someone once asked me if I wanted what I lost when I came back. I said I lost a button, and when I found it, I had already changed my clothes. -"Let Go of Yourself" Ada

15. It took me a long time to understand that you were really sorry for what you said to me, but it was the sorry notice on the airport broadcast that delayed your flight again. Thank you very much for saying goodbye at last. It was in the bottle cap of a three-piece black tea set. Thank you for your participation. -Hot review "I can't bear to part"

16. I went to the supermarket to buy food. When I met her with a big belly, I chose yogurt that was about to expire at the promotion counter. I suddenly feel sour in my heart. Once my most precious person, how can it be nothing to others? -Excerpted from Netease Cloud Music "Don't cry, baby"

17. Maybe, the person who holds my hand in the future may not be as handsome as you, smile like sunshine and sing like you, but I don't think he will always make me sad like you. He will hold my hand, touch my head affectionately, whisper that he loves me, and then blush until his neck is thick. I will not be disappointed by his words, nor will I hold it in the middle of the night. -Comments on Netease Cloud Music "I Miss"

18. I hope you really fell asleep when you said good night to me, instead of opening another window and saying you couldn't sleep. -Netease Cloud Music Mavis Fan's "Good Night" Hot Review

19. "What's it like to give up someone you like?" "I don't delete your friends, don't drag you into the blacklist, don't cancel the attention, don't delete your phone. All I have to do is, I am not anxious, I am not hot, I am not sad or happy. I just want you to see everything about me. All my actions have nothing to do with you, but I am not haunted by you. " -Hot Review of Baishan Tea

I thought you would like me if I could make you laugh, but I lost to someone who made you cry. —— Excerpted from Netease Cloud Music Karen Mok's "Summer Fruits"

2 1. I didn't know you never really liked me until I saw you in love. —— Excerpted from the hot comment of "Just Let It Be" by Netease Cloud Music Zray.