Temptation! ! People who eat don't look! ! ! ! The story of toothpicks and straws ~ ~ ~

Eldest brother and second child fly, and second child gets airsick and keeps vomiting. A bag is full, so the boss has to get it.

When he came back, he found that the whole plane was vomiting. The boss asked why, and the second said, "I saw it.

This bag was full, too, so we had to drink half a bag and threw up. "

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beg

On this day, the hotel owner is patrolling the hall. A beggar came forward and said, "Can the boss give me a toothpick?" "

The boss gave him one and sent it away. After a while, another beggar came and asked for a toothpick. The boss thinks that now this

Why do beggars want toothpicks instead of rice? I also gave him one to send away, not too old, and another beggar came.

The boss said to him, "Are you here to get a toothpick, too?" The beggar said, "Someone threw up and I came late.

The first two beggars ate everything they could, and now there is only soup left. Can you give me a straw? "

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Ruminate

Some people like the dish "spicy vermicelli pot" very much. Once, he went to a restaurant and ordered this dish again.

But the waiter told him that the dish was sold out. "Is it really sold out?" He was disappointed.

Ask. "Sir, really sold out. You see, the last one was sold to the gentleman at that table. " The waiter is back.

Answer. According to the waiter's instructions, the man saw a very decent gentleman sitting next to him. Gentleman meal

The food has been eaten almost, but the "spicy vermicelli pot" is still full. This person wants to

The gentleman wasted delicious food, so he went to the gentleman and pointed to the "spicy vermicelli pot", which was very delicious.

Ask politely, "Do you want more, sir?" The gentleman shook his head gracefully. So the man stood up.

Sit down, pick up the spoon and wolf it down.

After a while, he swallowed half of it and suddenly found a very small one lying at the bottom of the casserole.

A little mouse with long hair all over it. A burst of nausea, the man threw up all the fans who ate it.

Back to the casserole. When he had a stomachache, the gentleman looked at him sympathetically and said:

"It's disgusting, isn't it? I was like this ... "

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Chocolate

A man and a friend went to visit his grandmother.

While he was talking to his grandmother, his friend began to eat at the coffee table.

Put peanuts in and eat them all.

When they left, his friend said to grandma:

"Thank you for the peanuts."

Grandma responded, "Oh! Hmm! Alas!

Because all my teeth have fallen out, I can only suck out the chocolate. Old, cough. . . .

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Drink phlegm

Eldest brother and second brother went to the theater to see the play. On the way, they saw that they were arguing about the development of the plot, so they made a bet.

The boss pointed to a row of spittoons in front of him and said, "The loser should take a sip of what's there."

Unfortunately, the boss lost and took a sip with a frown.

The two went on to bet on the next plot. This time, the second child lost.

I saw the second child pick up the spittoon and swallow fifteen mouthfuls in one gulp.

Surprised and envious, the boss said to the second child, "You are so amazing that you can even drink fifteen mouthfuls!" " "

The second one shook his head. "I don't want to drink. The sputum in that spittoon is too thick. I really can't stop biting! " "

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I have principles.

In the cold winter, two beggars wandered in the street.

"I'm so hungry, I feel like I can eat a cow now!" Beggar a said.

"Me too. I'm starving. If the pole in front of us can eat, I can definitely eat from the root to the top. " Beggar b is not to be outdone.

They passed a pub, and I don't know who was drunk in the pub. Maybe the wind cooled the stomach and left vomit in front of the pub. Two beggars stared blankly at the vomit.

"To tell you the truth, I really want to eat this vomit." Beggar A just said.

"I'm hungry too, but that's someone else's vomit. It's disgusting. " Beggar b is a little embarrassed.

"I don't care, do you eat or not?" , a beggar asked.

"It's disgusting. If you don't eat, you will be a beggar! " Beggar b is righteous and upright.

"Can I eat alone? ! "After that, Beggar A leaned down and began to eat vomit.

After a while, beggar A finished eating, and the two continued to stroll forward.

It may be the winter. The vomit is too cold. Beggar A's stomach seemed a little too much to eat, but he still held back, but it was vomit after all. Beggar a can't help feeling sick at the thought. Beggar B is even more hungry and has some regrets.

After a while, beggar A couldn't help it. "Wow ... wow ..." Beggar A also vomited.

At this time, Beggar B quickly leaned down and began to eat Beggar A's vomit.

"Hey, hey, aren't you sick? Why do you also eat vomit? " Beggar a asked puzzled.

"Idiot, I have principles. I only eat spicy food. Besides, isn't this stall more than that just now? " ,

Beggar b said without looking up.

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rolled oats

When I got up in the morning, my brother saw a bottle on the table with "cereal" in it, so he ate it for breakfast. At this time, my brother came back from morning exercise, washed and combed, sat at the table for pedicure, and suddenly asked my brother, have you seen the bottle I put on the table, and where is the foot I saved? ...

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You are very lucky.

When I was shopping, I suddenly felt a stomachache, so I went into the hot pot restaurant on the corner 199. I want to borrow a toilet, but I can't find it on the first floor. So I went to the second floor and was still decorating. Nothing, but I found a toilet door, which said "Trouble to be repaired, please don't use it". I really can't help it. I didn't care anyway. !

After that, I went downstairs and found no one. Strangely, the downstairs was already full of people at dinner time. Why did people go to that building at once? Even the waiters and receptionists are gone. ...

So I approached the bar and asked, "Is anyone there? Why is there no one? 」

At this moment, I saw a waiter coming out from under the bar.

He said, "Damn it! ..... weren't you there when shit fell from the ceiling and hit the electric fan just now?

You are very lucky. .....