A joke about "children playing soy sauce"

The child went out to buy soy sauce, broke the bottle halfway, and went home and said to his father, "I have good news and bad news." Which do you want to listen to first? "

"Let's talk first," said the father. "The good news is: I learned to be cautious in the future and learned to admit and summarize what I did wrong," the child said.

"What's the bad news?" , the father asked. The bad news is that I broke the soy sauce bottle.

This story shows that the order of expression is very important. The same action will have completely different meanings in different premise environments.