Collect jokes about angels

One day, God said to the angel, "Angel, there are too many people in our heaven. You have to manage! " "The angel agreed.

Not long after a man flew, the angel said, "How did you die?" The man said, "Angel, don't mention it." I suspect my wife is having an affair. I went home early today. I found a pair of men's shoes at once and started looking for them. Suddenly! I saw a man crawling on the windowsill of my house. Without saying anything, I kicked him from the thirteenth floor. He didn't die, so I dropped the freezer and killed him. I'm glad my opponent killed me! I accidentally had a heart attack, so I died. ""oh! Then you are unfortunate. May God have pity on you. Go in! "

After a while, another man came along. The angel said, "How did you die?" The man said, "Angel! Just forget it． I exercise every day. I exercise on the windowsill of my home. But today, I accidentally fell downstairs from my house. My family lives on the fourteenth floor, and I almost went up. Suddenly! A man flew up and kicked me. I fell down. It's a good thing I'm not dead, but this guy hasn't let me go either. He threw the freezer and killed me! " "oh! Then you are unlucky, go in! "

Just then, another man came over and the angel asked, "How did you die?" "Angel! I'm unlucky. I went to find a woman today, and suddenly! Her husband came back, and I had nowhere to hide, so I had to hide in the freezer. I didn't expect him to find out. He threw me from the thirteenth floor and I died! " "oh! Then I will tell God to go to hell! "