Send jokes. I don't like laughing recently.

1. The judge asked a witness, do you have a good memory? He said, "Good." "Then I ask you a few questions, and you answer truthfully." The judge said, and then he said, "What did you eat?" "Zongzi" "When did you eat it?" "Five hours ago." "What was the first question I asked?" "'What did you eat?' ""No, I said,' Do you have a good memory?' Obviously, you are not fit to be the best witness in this case! "

2. Put your hands together and your legs rested on your hips.

Boss, have some onions instead of rice noodles.

4. Someone likes duck blood vermicelli pot very much. One day, the waiter told him that there was no duck blood vermicelli pot. He is very helpless. Suddenly, he found a plate of duck blood vermicelli pot on someone's desk opposite, but he didn't move a bite. He went up to explain, and the man gave him the duck blood vermicelli pot. Just as he finished eating, he saw a mouse and vomited all his fans in disgust. At this time, the man ran over and asked kindly, "What happened? Are you all right? " ? Me too! "

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