English joke: the monkey business takes it to the zoo.

A policeman took a monkey to see his boss. The boss asked

"What are you doing mischief? he said

"This monkey is wandering in the street.

Don't obey any rules. I turned him over and the boss said

"oh

Oh, my God! You are so stupid! If you catch a monkey,

You must take it to the zoo. Why did you bring it to me? Take it to the zoo! So the police took the monkey about four days later.

He was seen again.

Holding the monkey and taking it to the police car.

Opened the door.

Put it in.

Just about to drive away. The boss saw this.

Run out

And asked

"oh

Oh, my God! Why is the monkey still here? "I told you to give it to the police." He replied.

"yes.

sir I have taken him to the zoo. today

I'm taking him to the movies. "A policeman's eldest brother brought a monkey to his boss, who said," What monkey trick are you playing? The policeman's eldest brother said, "This monkey is running around the street and doesn't know anything about the law. I took it back and punished it. " The boss said, "God, why are you so stupid? "If you catch a monkey, take it to the zoo. Take it * *? Take it to the zoo. " Later, the police took the monkey out. Three or four days later, I saw him and the monkey open the door of the police car hand in hand and let the monkey sit in. He was about to drive. His boss ran out and said, "God, why did you leave the monkey here?" Didn't I tell you to take it to the zoo? " Why are you still here? Police eldest brother: "I have!" I took him to the zoo. I'm taking him to the movies today!