Taobao played a typo joke. . . I want both.

Let people on Taobao die because of typing mistakes;

-Boss, did I choose this temptation?

-Seduction [shyness]

-... do you have this one I chose?

-In stock

-Do you have an aunt?

-Honey, the oldest customer service is 27 years old.

-Can you live long enough to pay?

-... I'll try.

-Do you have a corpse shop?

-Honey, Taobao won't let you sell that. ...

-When did you get angry?

-When giving bad reviews!

-I bought five at a time. Can we meet?

-... it should still be ok to have a meal.

-What if the girl is not suitable?

-Well, honey, the little one only sells socks, not feelings.

-Honey, bless me ~

Ah! I am not a bodhisattva.

-Can you send a prodigy?

-Honey, we're doing serious business. We don't sell children.

-I have a question. I want to kiss you.

-Ah, that's not good.