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Humorous jokes about Zhu Bajie

Pig Bajie was caught by the monster and wanted to roast it, so he begged the monster: Your Majesty, I am thick-skinned, and the roast is not delicious. Why don't you let me go?

Your Majesty: Well, that makes sense.

The pig was overjoyed.

The king went on to say: thick skin is really not delicious. Why don't you fry it in the oil pan first, remove oil and fat, and then bake it.

Pig eight quit: ...

After studying classics, Zhu Bajie went for plastic surgery and became a particularly handsome young man. Then he went to the bar to meet the young lady for a drink. When he came out, he said to the lady, "Do you know? Do you know how many cigarettes I used to smoke I used to be a pig, you know? " The young lady looked at him with tears in her eyes and said, "Second brother, I am Friar Sand!