How to collect homophonic joke expression packs

1. My son asked me who Han Yu was, and I told him, "Han Yu is a great writer. He became a scholar at the age of 25. "

The son said disdainfully, "Dad, I am only 6 years old this year, and I am already nearsighted."

A man bought a car with the license plate number DD544. He is very uncomfortable, because 544 is my death! Others said, "How good your DD is, just move 544 and I'll try. Connecting is to move me to try! " Later, he drove a car at random, and the person who was hit said, "Why did you hit me?" He said, look at my license plate number, move me over and try! The one who was hit said, "Look at my license plate number 44944, just try!" " " ...

Aunt He said to his wife, "Uncle Han, the neighbor, named his grandson Han, and Uncle Gao named his grandson Hi-Tech. We will have grandchildren soon. Why not give him a loud name? " Without thinking, Uncle He said, "Just call it a weapon!

4. Bajie applied, and the boss asked if you had a job title? Pig proudly said: the messenger of the altar! Boss: A person who cleans up phlegm and feces? Oh, then clean the toilet!

It is said that a county magistrate with a strong accent in Hunan went to the village to give a report:

"Rabbit, shrimp, pig tail! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! ! "

Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! ! )

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Please give me sausages and pickles!"

Now, please talk to the township head! )

The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" "

Comrades, that's enough for today. Let's make a big bowl! )

"Don't be pickles, I pick up a shit to lick for you. . . "

Don't talk, I'll tell you a story. . . )

Taoyuan dialect is very strange and has a high ending. For example, "ju" is pronounced "pig".

Go to the propaganda department of the county party Committee first and contact the personnel bureau for an interview. The propaganda department called me to make an appointment and put me on speakerphone.

Propaganda Department: "Hello, are you a pig? (Personnel Bureau) "

The other party: "No, you are mistaken. I am not a person, I am a pig (Personnel Bureau) and my mother is a pig (Grain Bureau). "

I tried to hold back my laughter and my stomach hurt.

The next day, I attended a county briefing. Roll call before the meeting.

Moderator: "Which units have arrived?"

So the participants signed up one by one:

"I am a wild boar (Public Security Bureau)."

"My name is Pig (Education Bureau)."

"I am a pig (post office)."

"I am a typical pig (telecommunications bureau)