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Old age is difficult, old age is difficult, I advise people not to dislike the elderly.
Old age is difficult, old age is difficult, I advise people not to dislike the elderly. At first I just thought others were old, but now it's my turn.
Thousands of hardships, all kinds of difficulties, listen to me tell it from the beginning. It's hard to talk to people when you're deaf, and you're annoying because of your deafness.
The bird's eyes are blinded, as if the swim bladder is stained, and the nose tears often flow and cannot be wiped dry. When people are in front of them, they often mistake Li Si for Zhang San.
Young people, you are laughing at me, saying that I am confused and pretending to be stupid. Relatives, friends, young and old are all annoyed, children, grandchildren and wives are all disgusted.
The teeth are falling out again, the mouth is drooling, and it is difficult to chew hard objects and swallow them whole. I choked on a bad mouthful and it stayed stuck in my throat for a long time.
It was so uncomfortable, the color changed, and I could see life and death in front of me. The children and grandchildren refused to bring tea, but instead said that the old man was greedy.
The nose leaks, like pus, often flowing down the chest. Everyone is tired of having tea cups and rice bowls, and everyone is disgusted by the company of guests at the table.
I have less hair, a cold head, and a sore head due to the cold wind. I often wear a hat when sleeping in cold weather, and my head is covered with a quilt to avoid wind drills.
Sleeping on one side, it is difficult to turn over, and the pain all over the body is unspeakable. Panming couldn't sleep for unknown reasons and urinated six or seven times a night.
Afraid of long nights, afraid of wind and cold, and often suffer from wind diseases. When I get old, my lungs are weak and I often cough, spitting out sticky phlegm.
My children all hate me and say that I am not as slovenly as before. If you don't die at this old age, how many more years do you want to live?
My feet are numb and my legs are sore, making it difficult to move, sit or lie down. Pushing the stick for a mile or two, getting on the Kang is like climbing Mount Tai.
I have no intention of memorizing and it is difficult to remember. I often take the second grade of junior high school as the third grade of junior high school. Remembering the past and forgetting the past is annoying.
There is no end to the sufferings of old age, but a benevolent gentleman will consider them carefully. The sun and the moon are rushing by, urging people to grow old, and aging is difficult for everyone!
Don’t be dissatisfied with the elderly. Life can never be pure of youth. Everyone comes to respect the old man and respect his good reputation.
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