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Do you remember anything that made a joke because you misunderstood the lyrics?

Actually, there are many. I was born in 1988, and my parents were born after 60. Some songs they heard in their generation also influenced me. One of the most famous lines was discovered after I was 18 years old. I sang wrong at that time. At that time, there was a sentence in "I am confident", which I always thought was "My head looks like a ravine". At that time, when this song was played on the loudspeaker of the rural village Committee, I couldn't help touching my head and whispering while touching it. Not like "Gully". His head looks like a canyon, so he kowtows.

There is also the program "Where is Dad?". A few years ago. At that time, I often worked overtime in Beijing, so I didn't have time to pay attention. I only remember that Jimmy Lin participated in that program, and the program had a theme song. There is a lyric in the song, "Baby, baby, I am your tree, and I will watch the sunrise with you all my life." This sentence is actually sung by the father to the children, but what I always hear is "Baby, I am you." At that time, I felt puzzled. The baby is a baby quilt, but it is nothing if it is his uncle. Why did the doctor take him to see the sunrise? Later, I learned that this lyric means that my father is like a big tree, tossing the wind and rain for you and watching the sunrise with you.

When I was in junior high school, I also heard a divine comedy called The Most Romantic Thing. At that time, computers had just become popular, and I often went to Internet cafes to surf the Internet. I overheard this song. There is a line in this song called "The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you". At that time, my dream was very simple, that is, I wanted a computer of my own, so I listened to this lyric as "The most romantic thing I can think of is to buy a computer with you". Maybe I want to own a computer too much. It was not until many years later that I discovered that the original lyrics were "getting old slowly" Later, at the age of 22, I finally got a computer of my own, and this sentence "Buy a computer together" has become my fond memory.

Later, when I was studying in a foreign country, I heard Elva Hsiao's "The Theme Song of Love", which has been with me for a long time. In fact, I know the lyrics, but I always face the roommate factory in the dormitory. There is a sentence in the lyrics: "I feel everything when I sing, so you are my title song." When I was growing up with my roommate, I deliberately sang the title as "Brother Pig", which means that my roommate is a pig. We also performed this song on my roommate's birthday. He is a pig.

In fact, many songs like this are misunderstood words. Even after many years, I know that the lyrics can't be sung in the original words, and it has caused many jokes. Take Yin He's Sister at the Bow as an example. It is clearly "Sister, you sail ahead, Brother, I walk on the shore". I can hear how stupid you are. If it weren't for the subtitles given by the MV on TV, I might feel that the song I sang was right all my life.