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A joke about how difficult it is to play with one hand.

The article Suspicious takes seven kinds of animals as examples to tell us the harm of paranoia. Because of suspicion, the North American green bird put the child in its mouth, causing the little green bird to fall off a cliff and die or be buried in the sea; Because of paranoia, French short-tailed Sha Pigou refused to eat as soon as he changed his owner; Because of paranoia, ants become lifelong hard labor; Because of paranoia, squirrels pee on food and make it rot; Because of doubt, crocodiles protect children, but swallow them into their stomachs; Because of paranoia, the desert sand rabbit had to dig at least nine exits for himself and his wife and children to escape, but it froze to death in its nest.

From the suspicion of animals, we can easily see how serious misfortune paranoia has caused their lives. The more you doubt, the deeper the disaster, and even your own life is ruined. I also made a little joke because of "paranoia".

I have a puppy pendant, which is white and all wool. It feels very soft and comfortable. It is in the shape of a poodle and its eyes are made of black amber. When I look at you, I seem to be talking, and my heart is particularly comfortable. I have been hanging this pendant on the wall, but that day, I accidentally found it missing. Its disappearance changed my mood from "sunny day" to "heavy snow and hail".

I sat on the sofa and thought: Who took my puppy pendant? I was meditating when suddenly my mother said to me, "We are going to your cousin's house this afternoon. You do your homework for a while, and we'll leave right away. " "Brother?" I asked, suddenly remembering that my mother took my "baby" toy when my brother came to my house yesterday. My brother has always liked my puppy pendant. Did my brother take my puppy pendant?

However, in order not to wronged good people, I searched my house first, but there was no sign of the puppy pendant. Then my mother came over and I asked, "Mom, did you give my puppy pendant to my brother?" Mom said, "Of course not. You are so precious. How can I give it to others? " However, there is nothing at home, and my parents will definitely not take it. Did my brother steal it when he came to my house yesterday? I don't know, maybe it is possible! Go to my brother's house this afternoon, be sure to ask! I sat on the sofa and made a list, but it was impossible for my elders. My brothers and sisters were unreliable, only my younger brother. I picked up a pen and circled my brother's name.

In the afternoon, as soon as I went to my brother's house, I asked, "Jiajia, did you take my puppy pendant?" My brother waved his hand and said innocently to me, "No!" " I asked, "Really?" The younger brother said, "Of course not!" After that, he turned to his room and talked to himself mysteriously, but it was too bright for me to hear anything.

In the evening, I lay in bed and carefully analyzed my brother's every move today. Did my brother really take my puppy pendant? I leaned in and analyzed it carefully. But I feel something soft under my arm. I turned on the light. It turned out to be a puppy pendant, which glowed slightly under the light. It suddenly occurred to me that I hung it on the door of my room when I was playing with my neighbor yesterday, but when I looked left and right, I thought it didn't fit the door, so I threw it directly on the bed. I guess I just covered it when I made the bed and let it "disappear".

I felt ashamed at once. Obviously, I did something wrong and forced it on my brother. It seems that this kind of "doubt" is really not a good thing! The next day, I sent an e-card to my brother, wishing him a happy New Year and sincerely apologizing. ...

As far as a person's life is concerned, there is less suspicion and more security; A little less speculation will make you more comfortable. It's better to trust indifferently than to fall into suspicious anxiety. The more trust, the more joy. (Class 602 Hu Qingyu)