What is the funniest joke today?

That was two years ago. At that time, credit cards had just been implemented. She sat on the bus and came to a platform. She saw a very tall woman coming. Her ic card may have been put in the back pocket of jeans, so as soon as she got on the bus, she leaned her ass against the credit card machine and got into the trunk and "dripped". This woman is followed by a short old woman. She felt strange. Why did she put her ass on it? So as soon as she got on the bus, she tried to balance her feet and lean her ass against the credit card machine. After several attempts, she failed. At this moment, the driver said, "Auntie, what are you doing? Get on the bus with coins. " Aunt said, "Isn't that girl able to take the bus by relying on her ass here?" Hehe, it turned out that the driver was in distress, so I could only explain to him that the girl used an ic card, but my aunt didn't understand that shrimp was called an ic card and pestered the driver. "You are so unreasonable. When a beautiful girl pouts at you, you let people in My old woman pouted at you so many times, but you refused to let me in. "

There's another one. A farmer just entered the city, bought an IC card but didn't know how to use it, so he got on the bus and showed it to the driver. The driver said, "Suo!" (In the original words, "Shuo" and "Brush" are homonyms, both of which are "SUO") The farmer whispered to the card swiping machine: "IC card. "The driver said impatiently," Hurry up, SUO! " The farmer felt that it was not complete enough, so he said loudly, "bus company IC card! ! ! ! "the whole car FT`~