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Read and write. My uncle and I
On New Year's Day, my uncle said, "Yue Yue, let's take you to climb the mountain." I clapped my hands happily and said, "Yes, yes." We came to the foot of Nanshan, my uncle parked the car and we started climbing the mountain.
We climbed slowly along the flat concrete road. There are still many people coming to climb the mountain. Some people have gone down the mountain. Although it is winter, they are still sweating. It seems that they are tired.
My uncle said to me, "Mountain climbing, also called mountain climbing, means climbing. Do you know why my uncle came to climb the mountain around New Year's Day? " I said, "Exercise, and I'm so fat." My uncle said: "Of course, it is mainly for physical exercise, but I hope you will study hard in the new year and climb higher step by step."
After listening to my uncle's words, I seem to have inexhaustible strength all over.
I finally reached the top of the mountain, sweating all over, but I felt very relaxed. Looking at the beautiful scenery in the distance, I said to my uncle, "Uncle, you must take me with you when you climb the mountain." My uncle touched my head and said, "OK, no problem, it depends on whether you can persist." I said, "Yes!"
We had a rest, and then, we began to go down the mountain. ...
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