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2023 Weibo funny classic poison chicken soup
If we are not asked to get up in the middle of the night to look for food, why should we put a light in the refrigerator?
3. The most popular at present
Three major diseases: procrastination, obsessive-compulsive disorder, and difficulty in choosing. To put it bluntly, it is lazy, cheap and poor.
4. "It is unlucky to go to the hospital before the exam." "Why?" "I came up and asked,' What subject do you hang up?' "
I once weighed myself with an electronic voice counting device. When I stood up, it said, "Please line up, one by one."
6. I just got a call: "Hello. Instant noodles, right? " I paused, thinking it was a prank, and then replied, "Oh, I'm not, I'm a ham sausage!" " "0. She seems to say," Hello, convenient, interview? "
Seven. Many guys who look cold are actually just poor hearing+slow response.
Eight. A friend told me that she would come to see me after she lost weight, and I was very nervous. Perhaps this is the most tactful farewell.
One day, you will wait for someone who will make you feel at ease, just like the kind of peace of mind that autumn trousers are tied in socks.
10. Playing the piano to a cow is not a skill, but talking to a cow is a real skill.
Edison went shopping with a couple. When he came home, he invented the light bulb.
If one day I hack you, it's not that I hate you, but that I can't afford what you sell.
Thirteen. Someone asked: How big is your school? I replied: The aunt who sells mala Tang in the west gate of our school refused the pursuit of the uncle who sells rice noodles in the east gate because she didn't like long-distance relationships.
14. "What is the meanest reason for boys to dump girls?" "Your breasts are too small. I am afraid of starving children in the future. "
15. The best state of love is that you leave a pile of money before going out every day and say to me, "Flowers! If you can't pass today, you just don't love me! "
16. Sell shoes and bags, clothes, Wan Wen, watches, mobile phones, masks, cosmetics and diet pills in QQ space and friends circle at the end of the year. Dear friends, please pay the advertising fee this year and the booth fee next year. Thank you. I wish us a happy cooperation.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman who has nothing to do but eat.
18. Today, you love to ignore me. Tomorrow I have hyaluronic acid face-lifting needle, whitening needle, double eyelid pad, tattooed nose, eyebrow pulling line, canthus, breast augmentation, body shaping and hip lifting. You can't afford it.
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