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A 950-word essay on our class’s atomic bomb
In Class 2 of the fifth year of a certain school in Taonan City, there is a group of special people living there. Why do we say they are special? Because everyone in this class is not easy to mess with, they can all launch atomic bombs, and they are all different types of atomic bombs. The most domineering among them is exclusively made by the "Four Heavenly Kings" of our class. Now let me introduce to you the "Four Heavenly Kings" and their four kinds of atomic bombs!
One big king: Lao Di.
Needless to say, this great king is me, so I don’t need to introduce it, right? Even though I can’t launch my atomic bomb in other places, I can show off my power in the class. Of course, there is a prerequisite for me to launch an atomic bomb, which is to borrow toilet paper from others (I always forget to bring paper) and then put the paper on my nose. If you hear two "boom" sounds, it means the atomic bomb. Launch started. Maybe the atomic bomb can also be contagious? Soon, Lao Di's deskmate became a master of firing bullets. Once, Lao Di told a joke, and suddenly heard two booms from his deskmate. When Lao Di turned around, he was frightened out of his wits: he saw two yellow things quickly breaking down the "river bank", and suddenly they appeared. Coming! It made everyone laugh, and Lao Di quickly asked him what it smelled like? He said with a bitter face: "It's salty!" Looking at his bitter look, Lao Di almost died laughing! I forgot to tell you, this atomic bomb is called the "Lao Di snot bomb"!
The two kings: Lao Zheng.
Old Zheng is Zheng Zixuan of our class, and his atomic bomb is "Old Zheng's poison gas bomb". He always couldn't control his atomic bomb, and from time to time he would pop out an "Old Zheng gas bomb". "Old Zheng gas bomb" had a special smell, which was a bit like a mixture of peanuts and green onions. Sometimes, Old Zheng had obviously fired the poison gas bomb, but he pretended to do everything to cover it up and said it was not him. But his deskmate Jiang Xinmiao said: "Stop pretending, I can feel the chair vibrating! You still don't admit it!" Hahaha , do you understand after hearing this? His atomic bomb is just a fart!
The Three Heavenly Kings: Lao Wang.
There is something to say about these three kings. Lao Wang is Wang Yanze. His atomic bombs are sticky substances fired from his mouth. Water and fire are incompatible. His atomic bombs are invincible and unstoppable. He Once it squirts out, it's absolutely disgusting! At this time, the students would be frightened and run away! This is the "Pharaoh's spit bomb".
The Four Heavenly Kings: Lao Lin.
Lao Lin is Lin Yuzhu, and his atomic bomb is Lao Lin's flying kick bomb. He always uses his atomic bomb to attack other people's heels, causing them to fall. The students are always on guard against him, but he cleverly looks for the "launch opportunity", making the students unable to guard against him! This is Lao Lin's "flying atomic bomb"!
The atomic bombs of our Four Heavenly Kings still smell! The first king smells salty, the second king smells smelly, the third king smells like fish, and the fourth king smells like dust when someone stumbles over it!
How is it? These are the "Four Atomic Bombs" of our class! Isn’t it shocking enough?
Teacher comment: The young author uses vivid language to show the images of four naughty bags that look like "devils"! The article captures the characteristics of the characters and describes the differences of the "atomic bomb". The language has an interesting charm, which makes people feel a little overwhelmed after reading it.
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