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Have you heard or seen anything interesting or shocking in the countryside?
A child was admitted to the university, and the family was very happy to host a banquet for him. It's an honor to have a college student in the 1990s.
In the second half of the child's second year of high school, parents received a phone call from the school and asked them to go to school to see his child. When they arrived at school by bus, they were surprised to see something. His child's hair is unkempt, he hasn't shaved, and he has been calling a word: Ling. I didn't know the story until I asked the teacher at school. It turns out that this Ling is their English teacher. Parents found this teacher, and the teacher said that he didn't know why. Halfway through the English class that day, he suddenly left his seat and went to the podium to hug me and call my name. She was so scared that she called for someone, and other teachers came and forced him away. I didn't succeed in that class either.
After listening to the teacher's explanation, parents still don't believe that their son would be so rogue and have been asking the school to compensate his son for his youth expenses. I think he was always a healthy child when he entered school. There must be too much pressure at school, which makes children unhealthy.
In this way, parents took their children home and always insisted on telling the school that the heavy learning task led to schizophrenia and nonsense. The child got schizophrenia when he came home, giggling all day and not talking. The two old people also paid for lawyers to go to court.
Write a story that destroys both the three views and the good heart. There are two distant relatives, one is an employee in the system (qualified), the other is a poor peasant family, and the male owner of the two rooms is a cousin. Both of them have a daughter of similar age (the daughter of the peasant family is inherited).
It happened when the two daughters took the college entrance examination. I forgot the exact year, probably between 1999 and 2002.
For the convenience of description, the family in the system is called A and the farmer is called B.
Daughter A was spoiled from childhood because of her well-off family, and her grades were very poor. However, although daughter B has been studying in the countryside, her grades are quite good, and it is more than enough to take the exam twice.
One day, my daughter B went to my uncle's house to borrow a computer and telephone to ask about her grades (computers were still rare at that time). She said that after the exam, she scored against the answers, and it should be no problem to report the scores to a university. But the result surprised everyone, and the score couldn't even go to the junior college. She checked it several times, and then called the Education Commission to spend money again. The result was the same, and she accepted it. After all, nothing can change the facts.
The turning point in this matter happened when the school started in September. Everyone quietly heard that their daughter A was admitted to the second school. According to their swaggering personality, they couldn't wait to let the whole county know this big fart. My daughter has been admitted to two books and won't stop for three days. This time, she was quietly sent to school and claimed that her children did not do well in the exam.
This is so weird!
Relatives and friends began to analyze that it should be that their families changed their names for their two children with some rights. After all, there is only one word difference. Daughter b is angry about this, but there is no evidence. what can I say? I ran to cry, but the other party refused to admit that she was shameless.
Finally, daughter B borrowed money to repeat her studies, and was successfully admitted in the second year.
A family is simply a BUG. From small to large, I have done countless bad things, for fear that others will be stronger than myself and my mouth will be broken. In particular, family B was bullied, so that daughter B once chased daughter-in-law A for several streets with a kitchen knife, and finally she came to my house to cry.
I don't want anything to do with such people in my life.
Some people say that "the daughter is her father's little cotton-padded jacket", while others say that "the daughter is her father's past lover" (from Freud's Metaworph0siS). As for the son, some people say that "the son is the father's leather jacket". Sometimes, a daughter is more considerate of her father than her son.
However, hearing something happening around me subverted the title of father.
Arguably, two of a kind, with the "crystallization" of love, is so happy. The couple, who became partners like lightning, entered the "cold war period" of marriage five or six months before the birth of their children. The young couple have separated and the woman has to live at her parents' home.
When the woman walked into the maternity ward, her parents called "long time" in turn before calling her son-in-law to the hospital. Hearing the baby's "wow", everyone present was overjoyed, except the baby's father.
The child was carried out of the delivery room, and her father didn't even look, just looked out of the window solemnly. There is such a cold-blooded person, after all, the child is your own flesh and blood; What's wrong with the baby? It's you parents who treat marriage as a joke and gamble with their children.
My family and several relatives are busy looking after the children. When I turned around, the baby girl's father was gone. A few minutes later, the baby girl's grandmother came. It turns out that she has been outside. "We don't want this child. Do it yourself? " Left without saying a word, and her son never showed up again.
What are we going to do? Anyway, the woman's parents have been involved. We were son-in-law when we were separated, and a "third party" intervened. Want to break off the marriage, the daughter said that they have lived together and are pregnant. The man asked his daughter to abort the child, but the daughter did not agree. I also want to stay with my husband until the baby is born. Now that the child was born, he left without looking.
Now that the child has been born, she is innocent, a life and a last resort. A week later, the woman and the baby can only take it back to their parents' home. I don't care about other people's gossip, what I care about is how to raise and educate in the future. Feeding children is the most important thing.
Children have a full moon, and it is customary to have a full moon banquet. But the child was born in my grandfather's house, said he had a father, and then disappeared. The child's daughter, who has not yet become a full member, earns more than 2400 yuan, all of which is spent on the child, and her life can only depend on her parents. A full moon means you can go out. She went to the power plant to find her husband. My husband has gone to work, and there is a woman in this rented house who belongs to her. Seeing a woman's clothes on the bed, she understood. This may be the "third party".
This woman is weak by nature and cares about face. When she heard that her husband was an "outsider", she was very patient and thought that her husband could change his mind, so she insisted on giving birth to this child. In front of this scene, she was completely dead and divorced. But the baby is breast-feeding, which is no good. I just want to ask my husband and children for some milk powder money.
Her husband saw her in the room when he got off work. After a scolding, he kicked her out. There is nothing she can do. She called her father. My parents are here. Mother asked, "Why did you hit my daughter?" I was punched and kicked by my son-in-law, but my father clenched his fist and didn't start work. I just wanted to stop the fight, but before I could, I was greeted by my son-in-law. He hit his left shoulder, perhaps because of his deep resentment. If this stick goes down, his arm will not lift.
The police station is here. You should take the money to see a doctor first. The son-in-law has "raised" other women for more than 3000 months in January. In front of the police, the son-in-law wrote an iou, 1000 yuan was borrowed by the woman's parents. The son-in-law broke his father-in-law's shoulder, and the story spread locally.
Later, in order to borrow 10 thousand yuan, he forced the woman to divorce, and the son-in-law came to make trouble from time to time. Once you make trouble, the police station will adjust it once. Every time her son-in-law comes, her strong mother will "cheer" and even her in-laws will fight.
That baby girl has just learned to walk and can call her mother. People call her dad, and she calls her. I'm over one year old, but my parents didn't look at her, let alone hug her. I heard that there is grandpa, and I haven't even met him. At this time, under the judgment of the court, her parents divorced. Her father paid a lump sum of 80,000 yuan in alimony, which was the bride price money returned by her grandfather to 8 yuan Wan.
The child was completely abandoned by her father. The child's mother will marry sooner or later, but it is only the child's uncle who is 28 years old. She talked about an object, listened to his family's "farce" and ended up in a hurry.
Everyone, rich or poor, must take responsibility. Taking marriage as a child's play is playing with feelings; To be irresponsible to one's children is to trample on one's conscience. There is also a mother cheering on the side. Is it "like mother, like son"?
A neighbor went crazy with excitement. A 20-year-old boy burned down his house. My father took me to see him lying in bed (mental hospital), tied with chains, and then went home. I heard that he streaked and got lost. Later, he came back more than two years later. He made a full recovery. I really don't know what happened. He also gave birth to a son (married when he was crazy, married early in the countryside). Until now, our neighbors don't know how good he really is. Some people say that he is pretending to be ill. ...
Let me tell you an interesting story that happened in the countryside. A village head election, a person in the village popularity and reputation are not good, but feel good about themselves, and the old village head is locked in a fight. As a result, he made a big joke
At that time, including the old village head and the village accountant, plus him, the three men competed with each other. In order to become a village head, he goes door to door every day to woo the people in the village, not only lobbying with his golden words and jade words, but also throwing banquets at home, dragging the village names he thinks can vote for him to his house for dinner, but not going, only dragging them to his house.
He must think cannibalism is short-mouthed. He thinks that as long as people eat his food and drink his wine, they will repay him and vote for him as the village head.
He was full of confidence the day the election results came out. He put on a suit at the bottom of the wardrobe and bought a suit when he got married, just waiting to announce who is the village head. At the moment when the results were announced, he didn't choose the village head. The key point is that his votes are far from being elected village head. He only has one vote.
Later, when he chatted with others, he told the truth. It turned out that he voted for himself. Later, he voted for himself, and this incident spread in the village and became the talk of people after dinner. It is said that he was busy for nothing, wasted a lot of money to make people eat and drink for nothing, and no one paid it.
I have not only heard of it, but also seen it with my own eyes. It's shocking, ruined! the problem is ...
Before the rural demolition, the villages were connected in rows. There is a family named Zhang in our village, one son and one daughter, who live happily. That son is the same age as me. When I was a child, we peed together, stirred the mud together, went down to the river to catch fish and shrimp together, and dug a bird's nest together. Childhood is so unforgettable. Close your eyes and think for a moment. Oh, it's delicious!
Later, we all grew up and started talking about girlfriends. After graduating from high school, I went home to start a business and set up a small family workshop to produce plastic granules, which did a good job. A few years later, he tore down the old house at home, rebuilt a small two-story house and bought a car. Life is very wow!
According to my mother, almost all the suitors in the past two years have broken the threshold of his family. Finally, the daughter of a family in the next village fell into his eyes, and then he married his daughter-in-law beautifully. On his wedding day, I specially asked for leave from Changzhou to go home. The wedding was very beautiful, and Hanako was flying. The bride's son is called a beautiful girl. It's really hard to find a second such a beautiful girl. On the night of the wedding, I took his hand and said, Brother, you are lucky to have such a beautiful wife. Don't forget to ask your wife to introduce me.
I still remember that he blushed slightly and smiled and said to me, buddy, how long did it take me to choose this daughter-in-law? Don't worry, brother, it's absolutely no problem. I will definitely introduce you to a suitable one!
Then I went back to work in Changzhou. When I went home for the Spring Festival that year, I found that his sister was also married. My mother said his sister married well, too. I heard that that man was introduced by my wife. The young man is good-looking and has a good personality. He went to his mother-in-law's house to help his uncle when he was free. Never complain about being tired.
Everyone in the village praised their family. They live a comfortable life, their daughter-in-law can keep the house, and their son-in-law is sensible. Those two years really envied the eyes of the villagers!
Unfortunately, the good times did not last long. When I came home the next year, my mother told me something that broke my glasses and ruined my prospects.
It turns out that one day, when I was young, I glued his daughter-in-law and his brother-in-law to the bed. That's not bad. It's a shame to throw such things at grandma's house in the countryside. Then the three families originally thought that it was a shame to wash one's dirty linen in public, and that the big things would be reduced to small things, and that they would be covered up if they could.
Who knows, this arrest is not important. I had a showdown with his daughter-in-law. It turned out that he didn't like me when I was young, because her parents coveted my bride price and forced her to marry. At that time, she had a boyfriend. Yes, this boyfriend was her brother-in-law who was introduced later.
This catch, she said thoroughly, ready to live a lifetime like this. Now that it's public. She doesn't want to live like this anymore. Divorce is necessary. No matter how the three old people discuss it, it is up to the woman to decide the weight, and then she has no choice but to divorce.
The old man's heart disease has come out. I heard that his parents stayed at home that year. What a pity!
Then my sister-in-law went out with my brother-in-law, and it is said that she never came back! It was a household name in our country. My hair is small, and although my business is quite good, I haven't married yet. Then I met him, and he said, I don't want to get married again! Although the family has been planning, he doesn't want to watch it anymore, because people have lost too much and his heart is broken! Dare not marry! hey ...
In fact, I think the most pitiful thing is his sister. In the whole thing, she has completely become the victim of what others call love. Although she remarried later, I heard that she married a second-time married man with a son and had a rough life! It's embarrassing.
Life is like this. Don't hurt those innocent people if you don't love them! Won't your heart hurt?
I am honored to answer this question. I am also a serious rural person. I have heard some stories, which are quite shocking. Let me tell you ...
There is a family in which the boss works in his hometown chemical plant, the man goes out to work and the woman looks after the children at home. Later, the boss became the supply and marketing section chief of the factory through his own efforts. When I became the boss of the supply and marketing section chief, I gradually changed and got "good" with a chemist in the factory. When the second child graduated from high school, the boss pulled the second child out of the farm through connections and became a worker in a chemical factory. At this time, the boss's lover told the boss that she "has". What happened at that time was great. So, the boss is the matchmaker, and the woman says to the second child. Not long after, the "son" of the second child was born. In the face of the words of "congratulations" from people in the factory, the second child replied stupidly. Maybe, he doesn't know.
It is supposed that this person should repent when he is old, but the boss is not. After the eldest son got married, he worked three shifts. Supposedly, it is not impossible to find relationships and arrange regular day shifts with the boss's energy, but the boss has his own career. Daughter-in-law said she was scared at home alone, but she liked her father-in-law to accompany her. The undead boss is hanging out with his wife again. Neighbors often see the boss and his daughter-in-law taking a walk after dinner. Later, I had a granddaughter and was very close to my grandfather. The more outsiders look at this girl, the more she looks like her grandfather. But this is also a smile. What does other people's business have to do with yourself, right? One more thing is better than one less thing.
A few years ago, I heard that for some reason, the boss's eldest son had a fight with his father.
I only remember a snowy afternoon. My second uncle, who has been living alone, actually found a hungry woman on the roadside. My second uncle was really sorry for her, so he took her home and saved her life with a little food. Unfortunately, she later brought earth-shaking changes to my uncle's simple life. Maybe this is fate.
She was not in a hurry to leave after being captured by her second uncle, but stayed. She said nothing about her past, and the second uncle didn't ask too much. In this way, after nearly ten years, she gave birth to a son to her second uncle, and life seems to be developing in a good direction. Don't you know that there are dark waves surging behind her?
It was another snowy day, and she suddenly disappeared as if she had never appeared. My second uncle waited for a long time, never recovered, and died soon.
I don't know how long it took, but she once appeared in front of my uncle's grave. She cried at the grave for a long time and finally took the child away. I guess she will never come back this time.
This kind of thing happens in our countryside, and it is absolutely true. A rural girl going to college fell in love with an older rural man! Any girl whose family is poor and has no money to go to school swears that she will marry any man as long as he provides for her to graduate from college! So which man worked so hard to let the girl graduate from college and take part in the work, and finally left a sentence that we are not suitable, and the man didn't even have a chance to cry!
In fact, it should not be said that it is a rural matter, just my college classmates. He is a country man. His name is Li. He is not tall and looks ordinary, but he has one characteristic: he always walks with his head down, doesn't like to talk much and basically doesn't communicate with his classmates. Even if he walks past you, he doesn't look straight at you as if he didn't see you. But I study hard, and I get good grades in any course, which is very admirable. After graduating from college, he took a postgraduate exam, then a doctor exam, and then went to work in a graduate school. He married a wife who is also a doctoral student. Maybe she took a fancy to his talent. The wife's family conditions are very good. Her parents paid and bought them a house of more than 200 square meters. The wife lives at home with her parents. Li is a good cook, and his parents-in-law like this son-in-law very much. It is said that his own parents, who came to see him from the countryside, did not even enter his door with the little stupid chicken that was now killed. We can't believe it. How can a person with such a higher education not recognize his parents? How hard do rural parents have to pay to support a child, finish primary school and junior high school, and then study? But what happened? Give up a baiwenhang who doesn't know his parents. What's the use of reading this book? Unfortunately, parents' good intentions!
Not long ago, students got together and said that Li had passed away, which was a brain tumor. Well, maybe he used his brain too much. Say what? Say what? That's a real pity. It's a pity that his parents have worked hard, but it's a pity that the country has trained for so many years, and it's a pity that he has worked hard for so many years.
Even if his parents come and can't enter his house, he dies, and his parents still bury him in the ancestral grave! What can outsiders say?
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