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Q&A routines, flirting with boyfriends.

1, "Are you a book?" "Why do you say that?" "The more I watch it, the more I want to sleep." 2. "You know, I dare not move now." "Why?" "Because I am afraid that if I move, I will fall into the swamp of loving you." Let me ask you a question. How many boys have shown you white? Woman: It should be five. M: Then I'm the sixth. 4. "Can you smile?" "Why?" "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee." 5. "You look like one of my relatives." "Who do you like?" My mother's son-in-law. "Did the earthquake just happen?" "No" "Then why did I feel a shock when I saw you" 7. "Help me see what happened to my eyes?" "I didn't see anything." "No? Look carefully at "really not" and "yes, I have you in my eyes" 8. You are the second most beautiful girl I have ever seen. ""what about the first one? " "The first one is my girlfriend." "Aren't you single?" "So would you like to be my girlfriend and be the first beautiful girl? "9." Hello, can we meet? " "I know your depth, and you know my length. 10 "I am a lovely girl." "Huh?" "You are very cute. 1 1, "Do you like sugar? "I like it. No wonder you are so cute. 12. I have a good eye for people. Then who do you think I am? You are my man. 13. Do you think my eyes are beautiful? What do you mean? Because it's full of you. 14. I saw you in the street just now. Are you in the street? Really, where are you? " I'm home "(I found a picture of a pig walking in the street)" 15, "Can you ask the way? ""Where to? "Can you tell me the way to your heart? 16, do you like water? what's up Great, then you already like mine. 72%? 17, do you like me? " If you like me, I'll help you chase me. ""If you don't like me, I will like you. "18," Hey, what should I do if my heart is stolen? " "Call the police. "Then hurry up! 19, "The world doesn't revolve around you." "Oh!" "But I am. "20." Little brother, I have something for you ","What ","I "2 1," How much do you love me? " "A little more than yesterday, a little less than tomorrow. "I want to give you a great gift." "God, what the hell is that?" "I! "23." People like you … "What's wrong with me?" "In addition to falling in love, I have nothing to talk about with you. "24." I think you are so strange today. " "What's so strange?" "It's so cute. "25." If you see it, you don't know how to speak. " "Then call my full name. "26." Maybe I am a bad person. " "But I just need you to kiss me and I'll be fine. "27." I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. " "Why? "You are so cute. I like to share good things with others. But I just want to hide something better. Like you. 29. I have been looking for shops recently. What shop? " Your phone number is 30. How much do you like me? ""Tigers in forests all over the world have melted into butter. "3 1," Beauty, beauty, where do you sit? " Aquarius, what are you? "I, I made it specially for you. "32." I think you cheated me with your photos. " "How did I lie to you?" "You are much more beautiful in person than in the picture. "How long have you been single?" "From birth to the present." "I'm sorry to have kept you waiting. "34." When is your birthday? " "Why tell you?" "I forgot my bank card password. "35." Do you want to try? " "Try what?" "The taste of my lipstick. "36." You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming. " "What shortcomings? "Not Good for Me" 37. " I suspect you are a carbonated drink. ""why? " "Because as soon as I saw you, I was bubbling happily. "Do you know why crows like camels?" "Because crows like camels as much as I like you, it doesn't make sense. "39. Woman: I don't have an umbrella. What if it rains? Man: it doesn't matter, you are in my heart, and the rain can't reach you. 40. "I was going to give you a gift, but I don't accept express delivery." "Oh, how did that happen? What gift? " "I asked them to express me to you, and they didn't agree. "4 1," I have a girlfriend ","Then she must be very beautiful ","Why are you so narcissistic "42," Have you been following any plays recently ","No "and" Why? " 43, "I want to eat noodles", "What noodles are there in your heart" 44, "I just want to be with you. "Others are not so thoughtful." Q&A Routine Love Story Teases Boyfriend 2 1 "Do you feel heavy behind my back?" "The whole world is behind you. Do you feel heavy? " 2. "Can you play the piano?" "No" "Then how did you pluck my heartstrings?" 3. "I owe you so much" "What the hell" "How old are you?" "24" "I owe you 24 years of company." 4. "I want to see you on a windy day." "Why?" "In this way, I can let the wind blow you into my arms." 5. "Do you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder?" "Stone?" No, you showed up. 6. I have a little cold. Then pay attention to your health Because I saw you, I didn't resist. 7. I want to find a face. What face? "In your heart" 8, "How strange" and "What's the matter?" "Why is the air so sweet where you are?" 9. I have so many pens. Do you know which one I like best? " "I don't know", "Your north nose" 10, "Who do you like?" "It's not you anyway." "Will you die if you lie to me?" "cheated, you are not dead!" 1 1, "Can you be my Oreo?" "Don't eat me." "I want to hit on you." 12, "Will you like me?" No, then I can teach you. 13 You dropped something. What is this? "You held out your hand and you put me down." 14, female: I'm hungry, shall we go to eat? Man: You have to be my girlfriend first. W: Why? M: I ordered a couple restaurant. 15, I: I'm so hungry. He: Eat on foot. Me: I don't want to eat, I want to eat you. 16, "Have you ever seen a heartbeat?" "No" "Now you see it." 17, "It is said that women are made of water, but I don't think I am." "What are you?" "I tailored it for you" 18, "Are you tired?" "Not tired." "But you have been running in my heart all day." 19, "Go, I'm afraid I'll hold you back", "Nothing, my legs are thick" 20, "Do you know what kind of person I want to be?" "Be your person." 2 1, "Our friendship is here." "Why?" "Because this moment will open our love." 22. "Would you like to have a try?" "Try what?" "The smell of my lipstick." 23. "Do you know why I don't like meat?" "Why?" "Because you are my dish, I give up eating meat for you." 24. "Do you know why my eyes are so beautiful?" I don't know, because all my eyes are on you. 25. Can you cheat me once on April Fool's Day? All right. Do you like me? 26.w: the food in this restaurant is terrible. Man: Honey, I don't think it tastes good either. Try your cooking next time. 27. "If you miss me, hold your breath." "After all, my cuteness is within reach." 28. "Do you still love me when I am fat?" "Do you know what' important' means?" "What do you mean?" The important thing is: I will take the heaviest things. 29. Let's eat the whole family bucket. Then we are a family. 30. I found someone secretly loves you. "Who is it?" "me." 3 1, "Why is a crow like a writing desk?" "Because I like you." 32. "I didn't eat chocolate or drink milk tea." "But I didn't hold back from saying good night to you." Can you imitate a woodpecker? How can you imitate a woodpecker? Take my face as a tree? 34. How many eyes do you have? 2. How many mouths do you have? 1. I love you too. 35. If you don't cook for me, how can I be spoiled with you? "Because I miss you when I get up and I miss you when I sleep ~" 37. M: What day is it today? Female: 520. Man: I love you! 38. "I want to get a tan myself" Why? "So I can secretly protect you." 39. "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder?" "Stone?" "No, it's you." 40. "Who are you?" "I am a rabbit" "Don't you belong to me?" 4 1, "I like you!" "Then what?" "Be my girlfriend!" "That won't do." "Then you give me back those four words." "I like you." "I like you too." 42. I want to buy a piece of land from you. "What land to buy?" "Buy your unswerving heart." May I kiss you? No, what did I just tell you? Yes, you can. Do you know what noodles I want to eat most? The question-and-answer routine of "What noodles" and "I want to eat your heart" teased my boyfriend 3 1, "How many fingers do you have in your left hand", "How many eyes do you have" 2 "How many mouths do you have" Well, I love you too "2. "Do you like cats or dogs? "Cat"-"Meow ~" 3. "Love or not, give me a one-word answer." "No" and "One-word answer, ok! Do it again. Shall we exchange gifts? All right. From now on, I am yours and you are mine. 5. Excuse me, classmate, how is this problem done? Sorry, I can't. Oh, you can't. Let me tell you something. 6. Let me carry you. Why? You ran in my dream all night last night. You must be exhausted. Let me meet you today. 2. Why can a compass draw a circle? Go, I'm afraid I'll hold you back. 4. Your lips are cracked. Well, I didn't bring my lip balm today. I have it on my mouth, so I don't care! 5. "I have two hobbies", "I like eating and I like you" and "In short, I like eating you"