Homophonic jokes and couplets

Dogs gnaw at river bones (monks), Shui Piao Dongpo poems (corpses)

When two boats are parallel, the rowing speed (Lu Su) is not as fast as that of a sailboat (Fan Kuai).

Eight notes are sung together, and the flute is clearer than the flute and (Xiao He) (Di Qing).

Lotus root (lotus root) and lotus root (lotus root)

There are apricots (fortunately) but no plums (media)

Under the ant tree, the horse leans against the tree

Look at the flowers before the cockscomb.

Personal tour of plum blossom sweeping wax and snow: more, heat, me, France, cable, pull and lift

Descending to the Mountain, Dancing, Flowing and Descending: Pronunciation of Dialects One to Seven

The lights in the tower are brightly lit, and the four corners (ge) light up: Zhuge Liang.

The lotus root planted in the pond is too white to grow roots (Geng): the word Chang Geng

Ni Fei monk hand

Short time difference

The ghost gave a cry. The first couplet means: the soil is fertile, but the seedlings are still thin. The bottom line is that the time of the sun in the sky is getting shorter and shorter (short is a natural phenomenon from summer to the future), and the time difference between day and night is getting longer and longer. If you read this couplet in homophonic, it will become: Ni Fei monks, thin ghosts and short hags.