Jokes told in love are suitable for lovers.

A girl lets you see her open her bangs,

Let you know her weight, see her cry after swearing,

Let you see her violent side and let you know when she is.

A relative asked you to buy her an ordinary sanitary towel.

You saw everything you didn't want outsiders to see,

Just want to tell you, "I have let you know so much!

Bitch, marry me quickly! If you don't marry me, you will die together! "

2. "They're all dead anyway."

One day, my stupid boyfriend and I quarreled about one thing.

He said, "Do you dare to bet with me?"

I said, "Take a gamble. What are you betting on? "

He said, "Bet you marry me or I marry you!" " "

God, I'm dead anyway.

3. "Match key"

A buddy matched all the keys to his wife's house before he got married!

Open all the way that day! The rest of the bridesmaids are messy in the wind!