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Humorous sentences related to inspirational college entrance examination (selected 5 1 sentence)

1, if we want to

2, improve one point, kill thousands of people!

3, actively prepare for the exam, and easily welcome the exam!

4, the tiger of the college entrance examination, beating drums!

5. My egg hurts a little. I have to take an exam.

6, nervous and orderly, efficiency is the key.

7. The college entrance examination is coming soon; You are in the sun.

8. As long as you can't learn to die, learn from the dead!

9. We accept our fate, but we are not humble.

10, we take care of fate, but we don't force it.

1 1, struggle for one year, struggle for life without regrets.

12, cross the rubicon and fight with him for sunrise and sunset.

13, passed Gao Fushuai and defeated the "official second generation"!

14, don't panic when something happens, but be more careful when something happens.

15, do one question for a while, and one question decides fate.

16, college entrance examination, prepare for a successful life!

17, a funny sentence about the college entrance examination.

18, strive to change fate, waste and destroy the future.

19, my brother will take the college entrance examination tomorrow. May I wish him the college entrance examination?

20. Spirit makes a career, and attitude determines everything.

2 1, practice is college entrance examination, and college entrance examination is practice.

22, suddenly found that every earthquake in China is approaching the college entrance examination.

23. Don't cheat in the exam, don't get caught cheating, and don't confess if caught.

24, review before the exam, Nima, I open the book to preview!

25. After the exam, I feel that it is beginning to snow.

26. Did you take the exam today? Everyone who copied it was finally filled in.

27. It's not my fault that duck eggs get zero points. Wrong is also the teacher's fault!

28. All roads lead to Rome. My sister and I took the stairs to the examination room!

29. No one climbs mountains just for the sake of climbing them. Why are you willing to be mediocre?

30. The nature of the exam is the same as that of the third grade, aiming at destroying family harmony.

3 1, we change thinking in advance to thinking and planning in advance.

The college entrance examination can't wait to come, but we're not ready yet!

33. Fantasy will come up with many wonderful ideas, but nothing can be done.

34. Every exam is a grandson's question, and my son invigilates it. I won't!

The charm of college entrance examination lies not in getting what you want, but in making mistakes.

36. Striving for time means striving for success, and improving efficiency means improving scores.

37. You don't have to study every minute, but you get something every minute.

Long live Chairman Mao. See if the teacher dares to cross.

39. The college entrance examination is particularly depressing, and some funny and inspirational sentences can relax the mood.

40. Even if you climb the highest mountain, you can only take one step at a time.

4 1, the most important thing is not to look at the blur in the distance, but to do what is clear in front of you.

42. If it is the ending of a comedy, I am willing to end the three-year senior high school entrance examination with tears.

43. Faith tells me that there is no road longer than feet, and there is no mountain higher than people.

44. Self-confidence comes from a correct understanding of self, and inferiority comes from the result of comparison.

45, become the first place, even in the three yuan, the monthly laurel, the topic plenary session, ok!

46. We will meet at the school gate at 8 tomorrow morning. I want the college entrance examination, cheer for myself.

47. The person who goes farthest is not the fastest; But someone who can keep walking.

The most important thing in the world is not where we are but where we are going.

49. Success requires a cost, and time is also a cost. Cherishing time means saving costs.

50. The impossible may be realized today, and the impossible may be realized tomorrow.

No matter how long the road is, you can walk step by step. No matter how short the road is, you can't get there if you don't start.