Interesting limerick

Mr. Ma is celebrating his birthday outside, and three children are coming to celebrate his birthday. Set the banquet and the three children sat down. Teacher Ma said, "I am very happy today. Don't be shy. Let's play a game to liven up the atmosphere. Everyone can say a poem. The content is about horses running fast. Say it, drink and eat food, but you can't say it. You can only drink, not eat vegetables. " The old man said that everyone was happy, but the old woman was very depressed. Because my uncle is a teacher and my second uncle is in business, it is not difficult to write a poem. However, my uncle's plowman is illiterate, so he can't write poetry. Isn't this intended to embarrass him? Although I didn't like it in my heart, my friends didn't dare to refute it, so I sat on the side and got angry.

After deliberate meditation, Big Uncle said, "Taishan people are very kind and kind, and Mercedes-Benz drove to Xianyang to invite the old Buddha Bao for his birthday. The nectar in the cup is not cold! " Old father-in-law exultation, "good horse! Eat vegetables. "

The second uncle is full of energy: put a needle in his glass, turn his hoof and measure his palm to Jilin, and dig a tree to celebrate his birthday. The silver needle in the wine is not heavy! ",everyone cheered," boy, faster than online shopping! "Old father-in-law is cool, and sometimes he praises them for pouring wine and vegetables.

The third son-in-law was stupid, his face flushed bright red, and he scratched his ears and cheeks for a long time without saying a word.

The old woman was angry and anxious. She was angry that the old man had a bad idea, and she was worried that her favorite old uncle could not eat delicious food! When I was upset, I forced my breath, but coincidentally, I farted. Awkward. "pa"! The old man surprised everyone by striking the table. "had! The old man smiled happily and stammered, "Grandma thundered and farted and rode a donkey straight to Italy. . . "

The old father-in-law quickly stopped: "People are riding horses, how can you ride donkeys?"

The old man said confidently, "They all ride horses. The horse was almost exhausted. Can I ride? " The old mother-in-law clapped her hands and applauded: "Yes, can you run fast without riding a donkey?" ! Baby, go and eat. "

I said it again from the beginning: "grandma thundered and farted, rode a donkey straight to Italy, and received foreign goods to congratulate, and her mother-in-law's ass was still open!" " "